Author Topic: TOFTT - New girl Harper at Lush Birmingham.  (Read 2071 times)

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New girl Harper popped up and I saw her profile. Seemed right up my street but had my reservations as the last 2 TOFTT lush punts i did didn’t work out for me. Seen her on her second day of working.


Link: External Link/Members Only

Price agreed and Time: 30 Mins £60

Services Requested: OWO in ball play (she only licks the balls) RO, 69, covered sex, toys on her. No fingering and no anal, RO didn’t last long either due to issues.

Comms:

Standard receptionist comms via messaging app. Booked for same day appointment.

Location:

This punt took place at the Five ways apartment. Place is getting worse tbh. Really needs updating. Bed is shit as is the bathroom. No towels, no toiletries, and no working shower. Worst of all no wipes or tissues. Before and after the punt had to was my cock in the sink.

Room:

Not sure if I would say fit for purpose anymore due to the shit bed, unchanged sheets, lack of cleanup equipment or bin in the room.

Appearance:

On first look when she opened the door I wasn’t blown away. Her pics are more flattering then in real person. Didn’t find her overly attractive.

Body wise a size 8 is about right but she was a lot bigger in the past or carrying a lot of baby fat from having a kid. Belly is loose and slightly sagging, as is her bum and thighs. She’s not big but it’s the opposite of toned. The real let down is her boobs though. For her age I’ve never seen anything like it. Best way to describe it is when you fill a water ballon and hold it by the top and let it dangle. No shape and really droopy. Clearly used to be much much larger before. It’s the type of boob to drop under her arm pit when she’s lying down. I mean they were spilling out the side of her bra and leaving the bra cup empty.

She mentioned she was thinking of a boob job and normally I wouldn’t care either way but for her I think it’s a good idea.

The details:

Once in I confirmed services with do’s and Don’ts and paid up and told her I’m familiar with lush etiquette of the wg needed to text the office etc. We spoke briefly about my experience with lush and punting as a whole.

Once that was out the way I asked for a towel as I had just finished work so thought I’d freshen up. Sadly no towel so a tramps bath in the sink it was. Back into the room I had to kind of take the lead. Owo was decent. Plenty of motion, no teeth, good suction but wouldn’t say sloppy or DT. I could hear she had a fib full is spit and Sylvia so could of easily got messy but guessing she’s not acquired that skill yet. Encouraged ball play but only tended to lick them. Tried sucking but I think she wasn’t quite sure what to do so this may improve as she gains experience.

Onto RO and the toys come out. She did give me plenty of compliments on bringing toys as she liked that. She said she has anal beads herself but don’t know if she’ll bring them to work.

But here’s we’re it went really wrong. First lick and got hair on my tongue. Had to stop to fish it out. I was her second punt so panic took hold thinking do I have another guys pubes in my mouth baring in mind no towels which equal no showers for her as well as punters. Fished out the hair and luckily it wasn’t a push. Too thin, straight, and short to be. Couple more licks this time lower then her clit (that’s where I caught the hair) but could feel light hairs on my tongue so backed off and spread her clit hold where I could see plenty of hair some of which seem cut and some still attached to the skin. To me it seems like she’d either dry shaved and not been able to wash off properly (possible done in the flat with no shower)

Decided I’ll continue with the toys. She was responsive, chatty and we had a good rapport with discussing what each other liked. Seemed like she came so moved back to 69 to get me hard again before sex but in the middle I asked if she does water sports. I don’t like pee on me but have a kink of watching her pee. To be fair to her she went to toilet and tried but got piss shy so back to room.

So onto sex, Bagged up and went through the usual array of motions and positions. Some where less comfortable then others due to the shit bed. Did get a bit dry at times and she had no lube so used my spit instead.

Popped in prone bone and got off only to be told no clean up material. I mean NOTHING! So  asked where the bin was to drop the condom and told kitchen. She told me where it was and when I found it she jumped into the bathroom before I could even get in so fuck it. Washed myself in the kitchen sink, back to room to get dressed before leaving. She did come back out and see me off.

Summary:

I’m conflicted to a degree on the rating. I don’t think it’s a neg as more inexperience and personal preference that meant I didn’t really enjoy the punt. Her looks is subjective as others may find her attractive. Her body is down to either weight loss or baby and I can’t hold either against her. Hygiene wasn’t great but no major red flags. Washing between punts may have been but she told me the previous punter didn’t want any sexual services so I was the first to fuck her. This however would be for the next punter unless she did the same as me and went for a whores bath in the bathroom sink. And I think lush shoulder some responsibility towards towels, furnishings, and toilet paper etc. She as a wg should carry lube, wipes etc. So blame on all sides. Overall I’d say it was a low neutral. Enjoyed some aspects, some others could do with improving but no aspects wildly off putting or major red flags.


Would I Visit again??

Unlikely I’d see her anytime soon. If she improves and get a boob job there is a possibility. On the fence about a revisit.

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Can some please change rating from pos to a neutral

Thanks  :thumbsup:

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Thanks mate, another great review.
And good job on another TOFTT.
I did spy her on their website a few days ago and was tempted. On a couple of pics you can tell her boobs are saggy. Not a big deal for me but the hygenie/ shaving issue is  still might have a go at some point to see if she's improved.
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

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cheers. What about her face though? Who would she say she looks like as a comparison.

Was her scottish accent strong.


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cheers. What about her face though? Who would she say she looks like as a comparison.

Was her scottish accent strong.

Not great with faces so can’t compare. Just not as nice as pics suggest.

As for accent I found it a bit weak but still present.

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Thanks mate, another great review.
And good job on another TOFTT.
I did spy her on their website a few days ago and was tempted. On a couple of pics you can tell her boobs are saggy. Not a big deal for me but the hygenie/ shaving issue is  still might have a go at some point to see if she's improved.

I’d give it a few weeks and then try.

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Thanks again Ali i will give her a miss  :cool:

Offline PunterNumber69

Lack of clean up materials seems to be a thing with Lush girls.

Is it asking too much to have some wet wipes on hand?

Online Dock

How hard can it be to clean up downstairs….maybe OP’s should start going to meets with the Amazon round our dicks

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I’ve had situations where sp’s run out of wipes, or only have toilet paper etc but never have I seen a wg who had absolutely nothing. Wipes should form part of a wgs basic kit and toilet paper should be a basic in any bathroom.

Offline vindici

Congrats on getting to 100 reviews my friend! Shame it was a Neutral experience, but great contribution nonetheless.

Offline escortman

Yes Ali Congrats on getting 100 reviews.. Thanks for your help over the years with reviews and when i have messaged you  :cool:

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Congratulations on the 100 club and thanks for welcoming me and advising me on SP’s

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Thanks all. Making my blush now 😊😊

This forum has given me way more then I’ve given it so thank you to all you other contributors past and present. If we all do our bit we will all get to the 100 mark in time.

Now looking forward to my next 100  :D

Offline pbrown355

Hi ali,
I wish I'd said that. The decent proportion of positives in my review count is in no small way due to this site. Also the knowledge picked up along the way helps as much as the reviews themselves.
Slowing down now so I don't know if I'll ever reach the 200 but I'll be giving it a go!
Thanks guys

Offline escortman

 pbrown355 thanks to you also for your contributions and reviews, doubt i can afford to get 100 reviews ..

Onwards and upwards.

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Hi ali,
I wish I'd said that. The decent proportion of positives in my review count is in no small way due to this site. Also the knowledge picked up along the way helps as much as the reviews themselves.
Slowing down now so I don't know if I'll ever reach the 200 but I'll be giving it a go!
Thanks guys

Never say never  :D


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Oops.  I was planning to meet her this week or early next week. After reading the report, not going ahead.

House keeping and maintenance of Lush apartments are very very poor. The meet with Megan, there were no bins, bin liners, toilet tissue rolls, wet wipes, new bed linen and a very old mattress. Luckily there was one fresh linen left for me. Since there were no bins, Megan suggested to dispose the condom in the toilet and flush it...She had to use wipes from her vanity bag..There are no fans in those apartments where hot actions take place,..I noticed Megan messaging Lush to refill supplies..