External Link/Members OnlyIf I’d never been to the place before this would have probably been a Positive review. But I know the high standards this place has, so the most I can give this is a Neutral.
I messaged the place and was told the Emily and Anna were working tonight. I opted for Anna as I’d not experienced her and diversity is the spice of life. I should have stayed with Emily, she’s a known quantity and fantastic, but I didn’t. The grass is always greener as they say, only this time it was greener because it was poundland astroturf.
Anna was young, slender, probably a size 8, long legs, maybe about 5’4”, tiny tits, just my type. She does have a slight belly and a c-section scar that seems to go straight across from hip to hip.
The massage started well enough but within 2 minutes of the start her phone pinged and she reached over and started texting with one hand. Over the next 10 minutes she picked her phone up several times and the massage suffered because of it. You can tell when you’re being massaged one handed and the person isn’t paying any attention to what she’s doing.
I asked at this point if she did B2B and she said she did. I asked how much and was told £40, there was no mention of the £60 option Emily does. She wanted paying there and then which usually breaks the flow of the experience, but her phone had done a good job of that so I paid her. She then insisted on doing the B2B there and then in the middle of the massage. Now I don’t know about the rest of you guys but I like a slow build up, lots of playful touches, lots of seemingly accidental strokes of my cock. I don’t like a sterile let’s get this out of the way feel B2B. I’ve got to say even with no warmup the B2B was very good and very enjoyable. She stripped off and she has the biggest bush I’ve ever seen, jet black and so wiry you could have used it as wire wool. She slid up and down my back for quite some time, far longer than usual. I then turned over and she did the same on my front, sliding back and forth. She rubbed my cock all over her front and brought me to a wonderful climax by rubbing the head of my cock on her belly. She quickly cleaned up me then her, got dressed and motioned for me to lie face down again. I did so and she carried on with the massage. At times it got so hard it was painful and I had to ask her to stop. There was the same mechanical massage at times when she was reading text messages. But there was no head massage, or massage on my front, or on my arms, or on my feet. And five minutes before the end of the hour she announced my time was up, gave me some toilet roll to wipe myself down with and left the room. Now in contrast Emily didn’t clock watch, or cut the hour short. She even wiped me down making sure I was free of oil, had me standing up to check she’d got all the oil off and never left the room.
Pro’s
Young and cute
Good long B2B
Good HE
Con’s
On her phone throughout the massage
Not paying attention to what she was doing
No build up to B2B
The massage was limited to back and legs
No aftercare, no clean up
Would I go back to see Anna again, definitely not.
Paid £40 for the hour and £40 for B2B. And before anyone asks I did not give her a tip.
