Author Topic: New Jessie Thai - Sheffield  (Read 1698 times)


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Spotted this one as soon as she arrived in Sheffield and thought to myself plan B albeit she’s got a load of good reviews on here so seemed a nailed on punt.

How fucking wrong could I be ??

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The short version.

I’d have sworn that I booked a Thai lass BUT I got a piss poor mechanical punt that I’d normally associate with a Rom ??
 
The booking process.

A couple of texts and that was it. I made a point about kissing, OWO, CIM and fucking her arse which I was assured were all available subject to extras and hygiene.

Time and place agreed.

GAME ON !!!

The waiting game.

What waiting game. This was a same day punt.
 
The Venue.

A fit for purpose flat in S1. It was a nice safe area with enough people about so that I didn’t feel out of place.

First I am going to describe her.

No doubt in my mind that the lass in the pictures was the one I fucked as she shows her face and ain’t shy about it.

I reckon Jessie is just over 5’ tall and for her age she’s fit. I reckon she’s a size 8 as she’s fairly slender, but has curves, and I reckon her stats are 32-26-34 at most and that her tits are a C/D cup and that they are all hers. I reckon she weighs about 8 ½ stone at most.

She’s had kids as her stretch marks are very apparent and she’s got a bit of a gut.

Mod wise she’s pretty much clean. Ears pierced and a small tattoo between her shoulder blades and that seemed about it albeit I wasn’t paying too much attention as I couldn’t take my eyes off her arse.

Jessie has shoulder length bobbed black her and what seemed to me to be dark brown eyes. I found her to be 7/10 attractive without makeup, YMMV, and I reckon she’d maybe be a 7.5 maybe an 8/10 when done up.

Age wise she’s in her early to mid 30’s, there’s no age given on her profile, and maybe even a bit more.

Have to say that not so little Fishy was very happy when I laid eyes on her.
 
The meeting.

I arrived in the vicinity of the venue with 5 minutes to spare and let Jessie know I was there. An immediate come on down so off I popped. I’d parked just round the corner from the venue so it was less than 2 mins away by foot.

Usual hiding behind the door thing, the flat was really dark, before I was ushered into her room. No kiss but I wasn’t expecting one at this stage.

Jessie was wearing the tartan “schoolgirl” skirt that’s in her pictures and some form of blouse.

I was asked how long and if there was anything else I wanted off her menu. FFS I’d made it very clear in comms what I wanted which is when she admitted it was her “friend” doing the comms.

I then handed over the money for an hour and left an extra £30 on the side for her arse.

Into the shower for me before I “presented” myself on the bed. No massage table which was a bit of a let-down.

Jessie now sat on the top of my legs and gave me what can best be described as a naughty massage. Wasn’t the best but that wasn’t what I was there for. The massage got naughtier as she rubbed herself up and down me and “tweaked” my cock and balls while she was at it. Naughty girl even rimmed my arse which was a nice touch.

She’s really friendly and very chatty. I thought she was “absolutely lovely”.

Not sure when she lost her clothes as my face was buried in the pillow but that’s when the massage got more interesting.

Now for the good bit as I was getting her special happy ending. Quick kiss, all lips and no tongue, before she asked with or without. Without being my response.

FFS she wet wiped my cock.

Jessie’s blow job was all tip and no shaft, she was though a very enthusiastic ball licker. This then progressed to 69, nice fresh bald fanny, which I thoroughly enjoyed as did Jessie, least it seemed that way to me or she’s a superb actress, as her sucking became erratic before she sat bolt up right on my face and had a shivering orgasm while telling me how much she loved her job.

FFS she wet wiped me again.

Jessie then wet wiped herself and then it was podging time as she applied the condom with her mouth.

The podging was shite as she kept complaining. First her legs hurt, then her back hurt and then her pussy was sore. She kept stopping me and restricting penetration and eventually asked me to go ontop, and do the work, which did shut her up before she started restricting penetration and blocking my thrusts.

I found myself asking if she was ok and happy to proceed.

Jessie then asked me to bend her over having informed me I was too big for her arse. That pissed me off as she’d had plenty of time to tell me that before.

FFS she wet wiped me again.

She couldn’t take not so little fishy as she cock dodged some more and kept pulling away from me.

FFS she had the gall to give it the “cum for me big boy” line and then when it came to the money shot she balked and requested that I fill the bag, not her gob, with fish goo.

FFS she wet wiped me again.

I then went for a shower. On my return she informed me her next punter had now arrived, there was still 5 minutes left, which tells me runs a conveyor belt.

The £30 for her arse went back in my pocket and then I was off, exactly 1 hour after I walked through her door, with a brief lip kiss and the promise that next time I saw her that CIM and her arse would be on the menu if I was willing to stay a little longer. Cynical me “sees” that as a marketing ploy to get me back again which I wasn’t falling for.

I got back to my car 70 minutes after I left it so the timekeeping was on the ball to say the least.

The money bit.

I paid £120 for an hour of Jessie’s life.

It would have been an extra £30 to fuck her arse.

In conclusion.

A Thai conveyor belt punt with a lass that was mechanical and IMHO not into it at all.

Last but not least.

Having read all her positives on here I had to go back and check the picture’s to make sure this wasn’t a BandS.

Maybe she was having a bad day BUT FFS at £2 per minute if she was then she shouldn’t have taken the booking.

She’s a lovely lass BUT the podging was utter shite and because of this I wouldn’t return.

Offline viper13

Well, that was disappointing to read  :dash:

Yea, I was going on her reviews, read quite good but like we all know YMMV  :unknown:

Had this one on my HL and missed her when she was local to me a few months ago.
Been watching her moves, see she's in Sheffield and considered travelling down to see her whilst there.
Don't think I'll take the trouble to travel that far now having read your review.
Think I might still give her a go if she comes more local to me though.

Thanks for the review Mr FF  :hi:

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Well, that was disappointing to read  :dash:

Yea, I was going on her reviews, read quite good but like we all know YMMV  :unknown:

Had this one on my HL and missed her when she was local to me a few months ago.
Been watching her moves, see she's in Sheffield and considered travelling down to see her whilst there.
Don't think I'll take the trouble to travel that far now having read your review.
Think I might still give her a go if she comes more local to me though.

Thanks for the review Mr FF  :hi:

Service levels not been up to scratch seems to be a recurring theme on here at the moment.

IMHO the issue is too many cocks and not enough pussy.

It's no excuse for greed or for running a conveyor though as a good lass at the right price should/would "clean up" refardless.

NEXT !!!!

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