Fancied a half hour FBSM. I knew that there are B&S issues in the flats close to ALDI, but this profile seemed a little different. For a start she claims to be Polish rather than Rom, and the profile was all about massage not FS.
Booked by SMS. 'Yes I am definitely the girl in the photos'. Great. Flat is in the blocks behind Aldi...not the ones above it. The block shares a name with a lanky former Top Gear presenter (locals will understand).
Arrived on time, was given the flat number and buzzed up.
Knocked on the flat door and was left standing in the corridor for a couple of minutes. I could hear females chatting and giggling. Felt a bit like they were looking through the spyhole and taking the piss out of me. Maybe not but it always feels like an age when you are standing there waiting for the door, hoping that none of the neighbours come out!
Eventually 'Laura' opens the door and I go in. It's obviously that she's not Laura. Not unattractive, but just not as advertised - I was hoping for the washboard stomach per profile pictures but alas this was not the case. This 'Laura' was probably early 20's, about 5ft6, dark hair. She had a bit of a muffin top belly. Nothing terrible, but as I say....it wasn't per the photos.
For about 20 seconds I was minded to stay but then her attitude took over. What a c**t. She started by trying to ridicule me for wearing a face mask - 'why you wear this thing. No-one wears anymore'. Well darling, I fucking do!!
I notice a large bed in a room off the hallway (we are still standing in the hall, next to the front door). I ask if that is the room we will be using, bearing in mind there isn't a massage table and this is supposed to be a FBSM. She says it isn't, but refuses to show me the actual room.
She then barks at me to take off my shoes and give her the money. At the same time I hear more noises coming from another room. Sounded like men and women. I ask her what's going on and she says that they are having a party and if I hurry up she can go back and join them!
I tell her she might as well join them straight away and that I am leaving. She says 'I don't care'.
Lovely. Off I toddle, back to the car, beating myself up for going there in the first place. 15 mins of my life wasted, but £80 still in my sky rocket.
BTW I am not convinced she is Polish. I don't think I've had such an attitude from a Pole before, at least not as far as I can remember. Obviously there are good and bad in all Nationalities, but her attitude screamed out Romanian to me.
Nicko
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