External Link/Members OnlyI was looking for somewhere with young 20 something fit girls working as a change over the middle aged workers in my usual haunts and saw some positive reviews of this place. Unfortunately I missed Bronn’s review of this girl which would have saved me some disappointment.
I called a couple of times to book an appointment and didn’t get any answer so drove up and parked in The supermarket around the corner and still no answer so decided to chance it with a view to trying one of the nearby alternatives if no one was available.
Fortunately someone came to the door quite quick and took me to a room and I paid for the hour. This is £40 now. Other reviews suggested £35 but the girl said it had changed a while ago. She was quite nice looking and I would guess early 30s.
She stripped the ornamentation off the bed and left me to get changed so I lay down bollocko waiting for her to return. It took a few minutes before someone else appeared with a wireless speaker playing music and then she went off again to get something. The second girl came back after a couple of minutes with a cold bottle of oil which she proceeded to douse me in and then provided a fairly soft, pointless massage, no CC swipes gradually working her way up from my legs to shoulders. I asked for some attention on some knots there but it was all to soft.
She asked me my name and I asked hers, I thought she said Bovine and I asked if that was her nickname or real name. Apparently it’s her actual name. Remember it if you do go.
After 20 minutes she asked if I wanted extras which surprised me as there had been no build up. I asked what was on offer and it was HR and B2B. B2B was £80 which I told her was too expensive and we agreed £50 for her to strip naked and give a HR. She was young, slim and busty and I thought fuck it let’s see how it goes.
Well I wish I hadn’t bothered, she was quite scrawny, tits were hard and not done well although her nipples were nice. I could only touch them, couldn’t get them in my mouth and couldn’t touch anywhere else either. I was repeatedly doused in oil while she tried to tug me off as fast as possible. I tried to explain that slow, deep strokes work better but she couldn’t stick to that and reverted to a lightning fast stroke which desensitised me to the point that we went another 20 minutes with her looking more and more bored and pissed off until I eventually concentrated on my experience shagging Best Isabella up the arse last month which got me over the line. Asked if I wanted a shower which I took and left 10 minutes early never to return.
The only bonus was it was almost empty on the streets and no one paid me any attention going in or coming out.
