Author Topic: Sophie May Sparkles, Stanford le Hope - possible toftt  (Read 1812 times)


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Offline milfhunter67

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Meet happened a couple months ago. This is probably another thinking with your little head kind of situation.
She'd been on my list for a while and finally found the time to get there. Probably should've walked.

Comms: very good actually, I've never had a problem getting through to her but usually she says she's seeing someone at the time I'm after. This is possibly what made me think she can't be too bad despite being unreviewed.

Location: Arse end of nowhere in Stanford le hope. Little quiet ish road. Would be discreet but she said on the phone as I arrived "park in front of my neighbors drive, he doesn't mind" which was red flag 1 for me. Didn't like it for some reason, decided to park a bit down the road and walk. Got to her place and this was red flag 2. Absolute dive even from the outside. Overgrown plants, cluttered front garden. For some reason I still knocked. Red flag 3 - stench of dogs. Still went in  :unknown:


Looks: pretty much just like the photos, didn't realise how tall she would be though. She's definitely got a milfy look and her skin is nice and smooth. I will say she has very nice tits for her age. She herself seems very clean, just a shame her house isn't.

The punt: not a whole lot to say here, very vanilla despite her profile claiming she's dirty/kinky. She started wanking me off to get me hard which she was pretty good at, I told her I want oral with. She said to me she thinks it's fine and she could just do it without (like what the fuck? Usually you have to persuade them otherwise lol) but for reasons I said no please put one on. She did, and proceeded to give me probably the most lackluster BJ ever. While periodically stopping for crap small talk. At one point she was like "do you have sex?" Like what do you think I'm here for   :D

So I got her on top of me and she said "I've got bad legs".. so we did a bit of crappy cowgirl and then I changed to doggy and finished in the bag.

I'd probably have given her a neutral if it wasn't for the dirty venue. Real turn off for me, the punt itself was nothing disastrous but it was just really boring, and for 60 quid. Wouldn't see her again.

Offline lillythesavage

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Red flag 4, a granny with tatts lol, 46 my saggy ass, well done for getting through it despite the red flags., summer sale lol.50 quid now.
Banned reason: Undesirable, previously banned, still attacking members, discussing UKP with SP, toxic personality, it’s a no from me!,
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Offline milfhunter67

Unfortunately I haven't mastered the art of walking the fuck out  :lol:


Offline Ruggerboy1975

I'm surprised you even went after seeing her pictures. Was that not a warning 😳

Offline milfhunter67

Hey, I like dirty old bags, what can I say