Author Topic: Joana Relaxing Massage - Willesden NW10  (Read 2425 times)

Offline London

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Comms: Enquired and booked through WhatsApp, replies late night and encouraged to book at least a day in advance and confirm the night before. I managed to slip in an afternoon booking this week and easily rescheduled for the day after when something came up.

English very limited so keep everything simple in the texts, she also sends you her postcode so you can plan your journey in advance. From what I understood, she takes weekends off so her comms may be quiet at times.

Location: About 5-10 min walk from Dollis Hill station near Gladstone Park. Probably on me but I didn't ask for the house number early enough so I wasted a couple mins walking around trying to find the place. Clean bedroom and bathroom in a ground floor en suite, shared house but didn't run into anyone.

Price: £70 for 1 hour

Services: B2B, Massage, FK/DFK, OWO, CIM, Rimming, RO

Looks: If you enquire through WhatsApp, she'll send you photos and they are pretty accurate (maybe just less tanned). Smiley Brazilian somewhere in her 50s or 60s, bit on the chubby side with nice firm bum and C tits

The Punt: Hugs and kisses as soon as I walked in. Quick chat, handed the money, and insisted on a shower even though I took one a few hours before. Small bathroom so might be a tight fit for some people.

Came out naked and laid on the double bed while she prepped the oil. Started with a standard massage on my back, arms, and legs. She quickly undressed then moved to B2B, this lasted for about 10 minutes before moving back and started CC-swiping before the main event. She nibbled on my ears and whispered asking if I liked her while reaching under and feeling up my balls.

With no warning, she stuck her face between my cheeks and dug her tongue deep. I slowly raised my ass over time so she could penetrate deeper and gently wanked me before I flipped over. As soon as I flipped, she grabbed and lifted my legs and continued rimming me for about 5 more minutes before I asked for OWO.

OWO was above average compared to the rimming but still felt amazing. Tried 69 with her on top and started licking her pussy which was smooth and clean. Switched to me on top so I could fuck her mouth for a bit but didn't last a few seconds before she tapped out to breathe and changed to a more comfortable position.

Continued OWO while I rubbed her pussy and slipped one or two fingers in and slowly fingered her which she allowed. The rest of the session was just OWO in different positions and a titjob trying to make me cum. DFK was on and off throughout the punt, was a bit hesitant after all the rimming but just went with it. She got tired sucking after about 15-20mins which was unfortunate so I had to help her out with my hand at the end but still finished in CIM and swallowed without me asking.

Started about 10mins late cause of the location issue but still got the full hour in with two showers included. The ending was a bit awkward cause of the language barrier, tried to chit chat while I was getting changed so just wanted to leave as quick as I could.   

Visit Again: Would return for the 10/10 rimming but probably just for 30min if that's available. However I do have a list to get through so I probably won't be returning for a while. Good VFM for £70 and relatively easy comms so would be easy to book again.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2021, 09:39:12 pm by London »

Offline pa5151

Congrats you have the cleanest arse in london for the night  :hi:

Offline Dopedj

Congrats you have the cleanest arse in london for the night  :hi:
😅🤣🤣cleaned by granny Joann


Offline Kamilondon

I feel a few reviews are on the way about this granny 😂
Banned reason: Habitual childish name calling despite warnings.
Banned by: daviemac