External Link/Members OnlyThis is the only profile I can find associated with this girl. There is no AW. This review is a record keeping review for fellow brothel walkers if they come across this profile or a slim black 5ft6 girl with light brown skin to stay the fuck away lol.
Comms and Location: Buzzed in usual place.
Price and Services: £60, 30 mins. OW and positions (not really, declined doggy)
Looks: There are no pics, the profile is a B&S obviously but this is the only AD I could find attached to the location. I will try to be as descriptive as possible. If pics ever appear I will attach them. 5ft 6 early 20s black girl, wearing weave that goes past shoulder length but when I saw her, her hair was tied up. She is slim, size 6 I would say. The colour of her skin in terms of tone was light chocolate brown, like the singer Ashanti skin tone. She had a tatt around her left shoulder blade if I remember clearly. Other than that not really any other tatts that I spotted. No cheeks as I stated before, slim. Pretty face, smooth roundish jawline, was either wearing light or no makeup, is naturally pretty, nice brown eyes. Had black and white done nails, was wearing a black matching bra and underwear. Skin texture was smooth. She speaks perfect english, is brazilian but migrated to the country when young so is practically a brit WG. B cup tits, slightly perky, pearish shaped, both are pierced. Clean shaven pussy, slightly narrow shoulders, thin feminine arms, long legs if that makes sense.
Session: Picked her and she said something in portugese to the lady and my spider senses were tingling but I was like let me be optimistic. Followed through, she seemed friendly enough but then vanished for a couple of minutes. Came back I started to realise she's a noob to this. I stripped down and then she was like "Are you nervous?" I was like "no?", she continued like "oh you seem to be" in my head I was like rah ok, I've been doing this for years but now all of a sudden I'm nervous?. Fan got turned on due to temperature issues as I was not feeling the heat. Again she asked if I was nervous and I had to tell her just because I am not saying much it does not mean I am nervous
. Eventually she got round to wiping me down, personally it felt like she was timewasting. From this point it really just felt awkward but I was still hopeful. Started with OW, it was basic with up and down motions and slightly above average suction strength. Nothing to shout about. Did not last long either. Opted with CG first, her technique was pretty good but felt mechanical, eventually switched to mish and it was not really good. I just was not feeling it at all, the whole session just felt really awkward. Got a good couple strokes in whilst I was thinking to myself I should have stayed at home and wanked instead. I could tell she was just waiting for it to be over really. Then tried to go into doggy and guess what...she said no. LOL she said NO, I asked why? She said just because, I don't do doggy. I asked again can you at least tell me why? Nothing.... I sat there for a bit thinking FFS should I just leave? Decided let me get a nuts worth at least. Finished with a HJ, it was ok...buss an alright nut. After, I'll be real transparent with this.... I looked at her and said, you know....this whole thing was really awkward you know? She was shocked like what do you mean? What's wrong? I continued like you know this just did not work, It's not you...I think we just did not click. She persisted in trying to find out why like I'm sure you know why what was wrong. In all honesty, I just think that we did not click. In the end I just told her I think it just was not meant to be, we were not meant to be lol she looked at me like wft? I was like well yeah, just life sometimes I guess. She then out of nowhere said I know you do this all the time don't you? I turned round like what do you mean? "You come here and sleep with all of the women I know you do" LOOOL The fuck? I was like oh, ok...did the lady tell you that? She said no I just know you do. I was just like ok well, I can't remember the last time I had a session like this so I guess you're right I do come here often, a bit more questions and I was leaving and she said something along the lines of see you soon. Fam...I will never be back, I just told her it's really unlikely and left saying bye lol.
Worst session I've had in awhile still
. She practically english so if at some point she catches on to this mehhh I don't give a shit. Anyway, fellow brothel walkers....if you come across a young attractive slim black girl with a tatt around her shoulder blades with no cheeks and black weave with a pretty face in south or north where these girls get shifted and she speaks perfect english...STAY AWAY YOU'LL REGRET IT!
If real photos of her ever appear, I'll attach them. In the meantime this is the AD associated with her.
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