Author Topic: _Sexy_Sara, Aldgate  (Read 2673 times)


103 review(s) for Luxury_Sexy_Massage (75 positive, 21 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by Lewis]

Offline Dead Wood

This is a tricky one to rate, for one simple reason.  An afternoon meeting turned into a drinking session.  I was pretty wrecked.  So it was a rather shit punt.  But I’ve given her a positive, as the booze is totally down to me.

But I will offer a few objective observations, as I suspect this punt might have been a neutral for me, without the alcohol.

I had this girl on my radar for a while.  I decided to book at lunchtime for an early evening punt.  Good, quick coms.  I staggered to Whitechapel – desperately seeking WC’s at every turn – made it to Saras classy place, five minutes from Aldgate tube, despite trying to get into the wrong building for five minutes.  (Oh dear)

Inside I was greeted by Sarah in scanties.  She’s quite a big unit - which is not usually my body type.  Solid, not fat.  As I get older, I do find myself choosing skinny young things over the more ‘robust’ body types.  Does this mean by the time I am 65 I will find myself in a Cambodian gaol doing time for kiddie fiddling?  Trying to buy pre-used wigs?  (This is a Gary Glitter joke). Sara has a striking face.  Not conventionally pretty, I would say.

I then proceeded to get wood, we fooled about for a bit, then the wood disappeared completely.  I don’t think this has never happened before.   Even with the most desperate of skanks I can always seem to get it up.  I could feel the lust draining out of me. We then fiddled about for a while, I tried eating her pussy, I gave her a massage, she gave me a massage – not remotely erotic, I have to say – I managed to drag the old chap back to life manually, ‘stuck it in her’, and then squeezed one out over her breasts.  I then showered and staggered off into the mean streets of Whitechapel.

At one-point mid punt I left the room to go for a wee, took a wrong turn, and opened the front door of the flat.  Which opens into a small, potentially busy outside courtyard.  I was buck naked.  Ah…lol.

Sara might well have been thinking ‘fuck me, what is going on with this boozed up twat?’ but there was a definite lack of engagement from her throughout, and this, combined with her body type and her lack of general eroticism means I won’t be going back.  But it is only fair she gets a positive.

But at least I managed to finish.  There is still only one punt where I have failed to finish, in 12 years of PFP.   “Do tell us more, DW!” I hear you ask…?   Dear reader, I remember it well.  A brothel called Kiss Kiss Massage on Warwick Avenue.  Around 2011.  I was in a silly, intense ‘EAS’ relationship with a little Lithuanian hooker, I saw her far too often, this time we talked and talked, I failed to ‘stick it in her’, my time ran out….

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At one-point mid punt I left the room to go for a wee, took a wrong turn, and opened the front door of the flat.  Which opens into a small, potentially busy outside courtyard.  I was buck naked.  Ah…lol.



Dead Wood, That really made me laugh!

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Offline bedhedred

I have done a couple of punts this last 2 months after a bucket of beer 🍻 taken and "surprise surprise" it doesn't go as well as the sober punts do. I got hard but struggled to stay hard through to the end and in neither case could I come. I'd still rate them positive because the girls involved treated me well and I knew I'm advance that the entry ticket might be wasted if I was below par.

Offline Crockers

In fairness, any girl who didn't chuck me out, paid-for-or not,  if I had walked out into public bollock naked, would get a resounding 10/10.

At least you didn't piss in the kitchen sink!

I like drunken sex but for it to work for me both of us have to be equally pished and shambolic.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2021, 09:05:18 am by Crockers »

Offline Malvolio

That courtyard is quite confusing when you're visiting the flat for the first time - not what I was expecting given I was already inside the block.

Offline Crockers

I'm tempted to go and see Sara simply for her patience and fortitude. Lols. Never mind the sex!

I know the flat. I saw Ashley there. Yeah, weird outdoor bit when inside the block.