Location: Xanadu Thai Massage, Oldham Street
Venue: Not at all obvious from the front except for a small sign. Basic but clean.
Comms: Answered the phone but English was poor.
Services: Massage, B2B.
Price: £25 – 30 Mins. £30 for extra (that's all I had)
Miya/ Mia?: Pretty, curvy, chatty. She was in high heels and a dress, and said she only wears heels (my kind of woman). Long black her, pretty face, lovely, big, real boobs, great bum and legs and, pretty dexterous feet. Unfortunately she'd had some sort of operation on her lower stomach and this marred the experience entirely because it was apparent she wasn't at full capacity. Apologies for not being able to confirm the name.
Age: Mid 30s.
Hygiene: Good. Clean. Shaved pussy.
Meeting: Was asked to undress and wait in the room, whilst she got me a glass of water. As I was waiting, Mia (?) came in again. Before anything got going, she left and opened the door offering absolutely no discretion. This was quite irritating as I was naked and waiting.
On her return the massage got underway but there was no evidence of warmed baby oil mentioned in other reviews. The massage was adequate but it was clear she wasn't concentrating and missed bits. No CC swipes, or gropes, or anything sexual. This negative was balanced by her letting me stroke her legs and bum as she massaged me, before I'd even been asked for extras.
The question came and I opted for B2B with the proviso that the £30 could be topped up by £10 through a bank transfer or similar. She undresses and at that point tells me about her very recent surgery. The large plaster on her lower stomach for me wasn't an issue as her body was great. Not my type as she was curvy, but great nonetheless. However the B2B was barely any B2B. She rubbed her tits on me briefly and let me touch her pussy lightly but that was about it. She attempted a footjob which was adequate, but as I was cumming whilst there was some mutual masturbation, she flinched violently away from the cum and made a face like the 7th circle of hell had been opened at the end of my penis.
Only just about a neutral for me due to poor decorum whilst I was naked on the table, far too chatty, B2B was barely any B2B, and from a comparison to the one other HE massage I've had just a bit disappointing. Mia (?) was pretty and I imagine once she's recovered, would be a lot more fun so wouldn't write off Xanadu entirely. But if you see a pretty lady dressed in heels and a dress, ask if she's recovered fully from her surgery. If she has, I reckon it'd be a positive experience. Though I did get away with not having to transfer the extra tenner!
