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45mins for £120 (Tour rates)Haven't been with a CisWoman in some time, haven't
punted in some time, so it was time to rectify this sorry state of affairs. Long since double-jabbed, even
longer since had the dreaded Covid, and currently symptom-free and Laterally Tested. All boxes duly ticked.
But it has to be said, not only am I anally retentive, I am anally fixated, so I wanted a girl who could happily take some bum fun just as readily as a Trans girl. Nicolette popped up on my radar, and thank you previous reviewers

. She seemed like a cheery and straightforward Geordie girl, and a pretty safe bet to boot. And so it proved to be bum-lovers, read on...
Seems like Nicolette tours regularly, she only drove up from Brighton yesterday and rocked up in Chelmsford today, here for a couple of days. Can't remember her name (and didn't see or hear her at all) but Nicolette travels with a Scottish WG who is also available I believe. Nicolette will next surface back on her home turf in Newcastle in a couple of weeks (see her profile).
Comms: excellent. Initially by AW Email, she replies and gives you her number. I made contact yesterday evening and the stars aligned for me to be her first booking today. Arranged a time, she was late because of traffic etc but kept me posted via WhatsApp. When the time came, clear instructions about flat number and how to get there, entry codes, floor etc. Very well organised girl.
Location: a nice modern AirBnB, fit for purpose. Two single beds pushed together which didn't bother me unduly, and both of us managed not to fall down a gap between them. Residents parking in the cul-de-sac as well as on the main road just outside. And I think I saw the next guy parked up behind me in a white SUV, was that you?
The girl:lovely little blonde, short-arsed pocket rocket. Quite pretty and smiley in a girl next door way. Very cheery and friendly. Nice golden skin (out of a bottle or sunbed, who knows), trim little waist, soft and pliable to the touch. I would say stated age is a little low but not so much that it matters a jot.
The Action:Nicolette had left the door on the latch and I walked straight in. Greeted with a cheery smile, Nicolette was in a small party dress which showed off her shape nicely. Pornstar heels which must have been 5" tall. I used the bathroom very briefly (I'd showered before I left) and then joined Nicolette on the bed for a brief chat. Before I knew it we were kissing very nicely, shallow French kissing with lots of swirly tongues. I took the opportunity to feel her up. Large but soft fake breasts and a nice warm, welcoming snatch. I suggested she might like to remove her dress and it came straight off. More of the same and then the underwear came off too (mine as well).
Spent some time sucking and nuzzling Nicolette's breasts to nice, gentle moans, and then I headed south. Had to pinch myself because there was no cock, but the sight before me was a lovely compact but juicy little pussy, freshly waxed. I dived in (in America they dove you know) and after licking away the strawberry flavoured lube I was into Nicolette's natural stuff which flowed freely. Licking all around, nuzzling her clit and inserting one, then two fingers, and curling them back to massage the front wall of her pussy. It was all coming back to me! Various combinations of fingers and tongue seemed to be doing the trick and I think she was close to cumming (but certainly she was overplaying the reactions slightly, although in a subtle way, not overdone at all).
My turn next, and Nicolette devoured my cock very wetly with a good and varied technique. She enjoys gagging with the tip at the back of her throat, who am I to argue? But an excellent blowjob nevertheless, and no sooner had I asked and my balls were in her mouth too, with some nice licking of my perineum which always tickles my fancy.
Then I flipped her over and got stuck into her gorgeous, cute little arsehole with my tongue, while simultaneously fingering her pussy. It was good to taste a real woman again and I'm giving myself at least 7/10 for performing out of sheer instinct alone. I was pretty desperate to fuck her now so she produced a condom and I entered in doggy. Thumbed her arsehole while I was pumping and there was good grip on my cock which to my surprise had me nearly blowing my load. So I withdrew and went down on her again, and after a couple of minutes announced that I would like to do her up the bum. No problemo! She was honest and said she hadn't had a chance to prepare properly but I wasn't too concerned. Fucked her hard in doggy and then pronebone, and she applied a very large and scary vibrator to her front bottom while I attended to the rear one with my slightly less large and scary cock. Nicolette became even more vocal, perhaps she came, who knows, but I was there for my fun.
Between either hole I was pumping her pretty hard for a good 20mins, and rather than slavishly keep banging away I decided to wank myself off on her tits. Pre-empting me, she politely told me she doesn't CIM (fine by me) but was happy to trust me enough to keep sucking me to assist until finally I slowed as the vinegar strokes approached. I came very hard and satisfyingly, and eventually looking down I could see I'd left a gratifyingly large pool of spunk on her chest, and we both had a little giggle at that.
Five mins recovery just lying back on the bed, then a quick freshen up and kiss goodbye, and I was back outside with 40mins on the clock.
In summary, I heartily recommend Nicolette, she's a fun, breezy and pretty sexy girl with a good attitude. Anal included in the rate, and a reasonable one it was too, for the quality of girl.