LANA SWEET - Maidenhead - Rubbish!

[silk51]

1 hour £130 – Recently

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Fancied a punt not much around however came across Lana (from the usual touring Russain stable) a few positive reviews on UKP and available locally. Decided to give it a go - That was a Mistake!

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Girl:  Definitley older than in photos however body in good shape, face looks average, early/mid thities. Russian, English is ok and was able to communicate easily enough. Around 5 foot 7 inches, slim, good fake boobs with good nut bolt nipples, size 8, with small arse.

Location: flat about 15 minutes walk from town centre, its one I have been too before. Not far from a well know Pizza delivery place.

Encounter:   Met from behind the door, was in black underwear. First warning sign, no smile just walked in to a small bedrooom, asked to hand over money, then disappered. Came back with a face like a slapped arse, went for initial kiss and was given that awfull hard close lip technique. Ok I thought let's have a little exploration of her body, well I would have had a better response with a SEX DOLL! Then basically told me to get on the bed and just went straight for OWO (Which to be honest was not too bad), however it felt so robotic and dis-interested and she just seemed to want to get me to cum as soon as possible! Went through the usual positions CG, doggy etc - eyes closed, again just no interest!

After first pop, I thought to myself well at least get my money's worth and asked for a massage, where I got the most misreable attempt I have ever experienced!

She did this for about 10 minutes, it was so bad I atcually stopped her and asked her to give me some hand action to which I got the response that my time was up - Interestingly I had been there for just 40 minutes!! To be honest - I was glad to be getting out of there...

Good
Lookswise ok

Bad
Pretty much everything else about the encounter!

Outside her body, there is not much positive to say about this encounter. Not much better than a ROM punt and I will think twice about booking a girl from this Russian stable again. I must admit I was expecting a lot better based on her historical feedback...

PS. Seen she has been moved up to Glasgow - Poor Sods!

[dubhcarr]

sorry to hear this. thanks for your review.   

[Joe112]

Sorry to hear that, I've seen her twice   one was an ok / good experience snd the second was cold.

[Royd30]

rom Russian crew that operates in Sunbury, Maidenhead etc
Generally always B&S, or pictures decades old
You can get a good one, but few and far between
I visited this SP and when service became restricted like happened with you, downgraded to 30 mins with anal included for hourly price, already handed over my notes so probably no chance of getting any money back so pounded the life out of her ass
This group in generally shyte, have walked more times than I have stayed, should have walked with her but as said already tendered notes…..BEWARE
Just before anyone gives me a bollocking this is duplicate response to KT review on Lena
Again copied from other SP’s from this stable more miss than hit