Ruby. Spanish MILF@Erotic Studio TOFTT - Birmingham

[Punter S Thompson]

New girl that isnt on their website yet but here's a link to it:

External Link/Members Only

Spent an age deliberating on whether to give this a neutral or a negative. But just nudges into a neg. Some of you may enjoy her more then I did though.

COMMS
Gave them a call and a very helpful woman gave me a run down of who was available.
Can't remember who else was working but this one caught my attention as she said she was Spanish (never had one) and had big tits.

LOCATION
A house in a very rundown part of the city. Newtown I think. Ring a buzzer and get let in through a gate and lead upsaits to a big room with a double bed and a huge mirror. Probably the hardest bed in the known universe.

THE WOMAN
Medium height, 10/12 dress size I guess.  Not fat but has a bit of a belly. Very big natural tits but VERY saggy. Reasonably attractive face, very nice eyes.
A few years back I think she would have been a voluptuous stunner but time has taken its toll.
Said she was 42 which I don't doubt is true.

THE PUNT
Straight away she came in for some light kissing. Not DFK but wasnt bothered as she smelled of cigarettes. We disrobed and got on to the worlds hardest bed.
"What do you want me to do?"  She asked.
Much prefer it when they just Instigate something rather than ask.
Got her to suck me off and it was OK I guess. Can't be that good as this took place a week ago and can't remember fuck all about it. Bagged up and fucked her in missionary but just wasnt feeling it today. Dunno if it was me, her or we just weren't clicking. It all seemed a bit contrived.
Didn't help that it was as hot as hell either.
After a while I pulled out and she just grabbed my cock and wanked me off until I  came.
She promptly jumped up and got dressed. I looked at the clock on the wall and it had only been 15 mins!
I pointed this out to her and she said: "we're finished, what do you wanna do......talk? "
Well I certainly don't want to do anything with you now. So got dressed and fucked off.

Won't be seeing this senorita again that's for sure.
As I said, others may have a better time with her. Especially if you want a Spanish MILF with huge saggy tits.
My money is better spent elsewhere though.

[Punter S Thompson]

Forgot to add that I paid £60 for ½ hour.

[shavedgoodboy]

I wonder if this is the same Ruby who used to be at Blue Ice? I reviewed her in 2016 and did give her a positive as I had a good time, but a lot of what you said rings true. Sorry you had a shit one fella.

[little poker]

I hope you mentioned  it to the maid on the way out and asked her to mention the poor service to Shannon the owner.

[tesla]

I hope you mentioned  it to the maid on the way out and asked her to mention the poor service to Shannon the owner.

how do you know there is a maid?

cant seem to find any of your reviews....have you read the rules?

[Punter S Thompson]

I have been back since and saw one called Bella. Had a much better time with her. Will review soon.
I didn't complain but looking back maybe I should have.

[Punter S Thompson]

I wonder if this is the same Ruby who used to be at Blue Ice? I reviewed her in 2016 and did give her a positive as I had a good time, but a lot of what you said rings true. Sorry you had a shit one fella.

Just read that review, sounds like it may be her.

[Straightsix]

And I wonder if its the same Ruby who works at AYS in Stirchley? Who's described as Spanish but is Romanian.

[Juankerr]

Is she a redhead? I spoke to the maid at the studio who made her sound quite good, obviously not if it's the same girl.

[Punter S Thompson]

Is she a redhead? I spoke to the maid at the studio who made her sound quite good, obviously not if it's the same girl.

Yeah she was.

[Juankerr]

Yeah she was.

Thanks for confirming, I'll give her a miss.

Thanks for the review 

[Punter S Thompson]

Thanks for confirming, I'll give her a miss.

Thanks for the review 

No problem mate.

[Spurt]

Is she a redhead? I spoke to the maid at the studio who made her sound quite good, obviously not if it's the same girl.

It takes a little while to unpick "Maid speak", it is up there with agent agent jargon for some serious misrepresentation. Late twenties means anything under 45 and a curvy size 10 is anyone's guess.

[Juankerr]

It takes a little while to unpick "Maid speak", it is up there with agent agent jargon for some serious misrepresentation. Late twenties means anything under 45 and a curvy size 10 is anyone's guess.

Yeah that's true, doesn't help when the website is never updated but that's always been the case.

[Punter S Thompson]

Apologies for bumping an oldish review, but I gave this place a call yesterday to see was available.
When it got to Ruby she was described as being Italian FFS!

[mr.bluesky]

Apologies for bumping an oldish review, but I gave this place a call yesterday to see was available.
When it got to Ruby she was described as being Italian FFS!

  she's probably from Dudley and just puts on a different fake accent for every new punter 

[Punter S Thompson]

  she's probably from Dudley and just puts on a different fake accent for every new punter 

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I can understand why they may be inclined to lie about their nationality. But changing it weekly?
They must think we're stupid.