Author Topic: Sonya BLONDE CB1 30 mins £60  (Read 475 times)

Offline Currywurst

It seems almost moot, reviewing a VS Rom. This review will be obsolete in a few days, but for what it's worth, it is a review, and is useful surely for the short timeline.  :dash:
 
When: Mid July 2021
 
Duration/Damage: 30mins/£60
 
Link: External Link/Members Only
 
Reference: Phone 0722 136 639
 
Communication: Called 1 hour in advance to arrange a 30 min meet for a weekday late afternoon. Promptly answered, clear discussion on services, price and availability. Even advised parking options. Communications continued via text message at a frequency of ~15 mins from both sides to keep updated. English although not her first language, was well handled - no problems at all.
 
Location: Mill Park Rd, modern block of flats, 5 mins walk from St Square, Cambridge. Parked at the station.
 
Approach: Given post code and name of building at first contact. Pending apartment number. When closer to building, got onto phone call, and was led through the buzzer (she remotely buzzed me in) seamlessly  :thumbsup:. Lost signal as I entered building :dash: but got a text a few mins later advising flat number. Made my way up to the correct floor & while scanning the door numbers, one of them magically opened! :yahoo: Flat was well furnished. No sign of any other WG. Hand sanitizer on arrival.  :angelgirl:
 
Appearance:
Probably Rom unlikely to be independent. I'd hazard her age between 25-35.
 
This section... I'm trying hard not to be mean. The fact is if Sonya made an attempt to dress up for a photo-shoot or a night out in town, she probably would look like the pictures on her VS profile (attached). But sadly on this particular afternoon, she was staying in. Wore a green meshed casual beachwear kind of gown down to her knees. Hair done up in a fountain.
 
She has had a boob job, but it seems to have gone badly. There was an asymmetry, and she never let go of her left boob.  :sarcastic: The entire time she cradled it in her left hand. The right one was free wheeling. They are a good size, accurate to the pics.  :rolleyes:
 
I guess she's also had some lip work done, but again, seemed more like ruins than a castle in glory days.
 
Not sure what hair color she is, but she was mostly blond with darker roots where the new hair had grown.
 
Body tight. Shaved where relevant.
 
Some tattoos, tasteful, nothing too busy. Fine.
 
She also had the long eyelashes thing going. Not sure if those are implants, or just sticky-ons? But yeah, on a check-list, they're there. But the whole combination of things (have to give her credit for making the effort with the boob-job, hair, lips, eyelashes, etc) is just wonky, not awesome.
 
Overall, appearance-wise, she had the potential to be a Ferrari when dressed up for a photoshoot, but on this particular occasion, she was very much the limp-legged mule drawn cart. Feel sorry for her,
 
Services:
I received the deliverable which I was seeking - my dopamine & serotonin fix. :crazy: This biases the review greatly to a final NEUTRAL.
 
Minimal chat. Rubber on, OW to warm up. Asked for 69, but had a strange response - "I don't like it". But I do! Nada, no luck. In retrospect, probably a bad idea with pump and dump Roms. But who's thinking straight in a battlefield...
 
Mish, without eye contact. Decently tight. No sounds. Mechanical.
 
Changed to doggy, bad idea. There was the unmistakable whiff from the balloon-knot.  :vomit: Not of crap, but more like sweat. That's when I realized my blessing in disguise, that I escaped the close up encounter when asking earlier for 69. Not freshly showered. The bathroom though was stocked like COSTCO with men's toiletries, over a hundred options (this I discovered when using the toilet on my way out)! This really drives down the review result to a near NEGATIVE.
 
Anyhow, finished at 20 mins. Still no chat.  :cry:
 
No point in my returning here. Explored the novelty of meeting a new face.
 
ps: Apologies to Sonya but I mean no disrespect above, she's working her job during these tough times, and making the best of it. Can't help but wonder sadly if she's been duped by some low-budget quack cosmetic surgeon somewhere east.

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« Last Edit: July 29, 2021, 11:48:16 am by Currywurst »

Offline The_Grinder

Hats off to you for this review, yes a poor standard from the girl but still shown respect for her, some times this can be easily forgotten.