Chaps, review number two.
External Link/Members OnlyNever really been super keen on seeing Kiera, despite being local, not quite sure why. Think the car meet thing put me off as it sounds like that was all she has been doing. Text once, car meet, no thanks. Then a few weeks later saw she was doing in-calls and arranged one. Comms sporadic – I suspect she turns her escort phone off for days at a time (like most).
Venue was in the north of Swindon. A big hotel. Free Parking. Discreet, even in Covid times.
The girl. I thought she was quite cute – not overly sexy – but cute enough. Mousey I guess. Like Sophie, looks a little younger than her advertised age. Nice body. I’m no expert but I’d be thinking a size 10 rather than a size 8 but she carries it well. Quite a high northern irish voice. Personally, I wasn’t a fan of the accent, but it wasn’t off-putting. Friendly enough. At first …
Paid £120 for the hour and had a quick shower. Was no shower gel put out and managed to find what looked like some little complimentary soaps . She was waiting for me on the bed. Started with kissing. I had seen on reviews some say it was DFK and others that it was light – I would say it was in-between, def some tongue, it was quite pleasant. I actually thought I had made a great choice and at £120 an hour thought I had found a bargain. Then it started to go down-hill. I took my boxers off, just to get them off, and she saw this as a sign that it was time to move onto the next step and suddenly the kissing was gone. Not a problem, just would have preferred more time kissing etc. She moves onto oral without and I was so disappointed. Awful technique. Eyes closed tight. She puts the first part of the cock in her mouth and just kind of allows a bit of suction and moves her head up and down. I know, some would say ‘Pal, that’s a blow job’ but there was no variation, no seduction, it was extremely poor. I’d go so far to say she was holding onto the cock a little too tight. It was not at all pleasant. Where Sophie from my last booking I felt like it was one of the best blowjobs I’ve had, this was venturing into the realms of the worst (EE escorts aside, although I’ve had better from some of them).
I’d say she was doing that for three of four minutes and then she broke and announced ‘time to fuck’ and she’s reaching for the condom. I try and kiss her before we do, but suddenly kissing seems off the menu or at least she’s trying to keep her distance and not provide it. Oddly, I thought it was my time and my service but it seemed non-negotiable. Condon on and she climbs on top. Feels ok. She looks pretty good on top. I did like her body. I try and pull her down for a kiss, she doesn’t move. By the third attempt she does, which doesn’t exactly make me feel desirable. It is French kissing but you can tell she can’t be arsed to provide it. She seems to only be able to go on top for a few minutes and gets tired. So I go on top. Her eyes are closed, the odd moan, arms rigidly by her side. Honestly, I was bored shitless. I think a dead horse might have been more sexy. If I’m really blunt, I think she saw my age and figured she wanted to get me to cum as quickly as possible, wait for me to reload, and then have hardly anything left on the clock. She perhaps thought I would cum quickly. By this point, I’m already not enjoying myself and can feel myself getting soft. We try a bit of doggie at my suggestion, she gets in a really strange position so our legs aren’t where they should be, again not very pleasant. Certainly not many sensations for me and this constitutes very unenjoyable sex. What is also getting on my nerves is her change in personality. She doesn’t look at me. She seems bored shitless too and just going through the motions. No communication by this point. And she really isn’t reading the vibes in the room and if she senses I’m not enjoying myself, she really isn’t caring or planning anything to correct the way the booking is going.
At this point, I realise I’ve made a mistake, to the extent where there’s nothing that’s going to be enjoyable. I pull out, whip the condom off, and start to finish by hand. At this point, she barely seems to be aware I’m in the room and her mind is somewhere else and I think she’s looking towards her phone to see if it’s flashing. So I finish, she’s nowhere near me as I do, and that’s it. She doesn’t comment, doesn’t want to be close, if there is any chance of round two, she’s not hinting at it. I hopped in the shower again, super quick, and got the fuck out of there. At the door, she’s suddenly all charm again with a farewell. I’d say, with two showers, I was there 30 mins max.
To summarise, an awful booking and nothing good to say about it. I’m a philosophical guy and she’s got good reviews on here so I would usually think I caught her on a bad day but this was excessively poor. The feeling of an off day doesn’t seem to compute for me. Unfriendly (I’d go so far to call her rude), awful technique with oral, really uninspiring sex. And the whole thing is wrapped up by being just so unsexy. Waste of £120 (at least it wasn’t £150). If I try and apply a little balance, I think she may be ok in a car-meet. I’ve not had one but I’d imagine if you booked 30 mins it would be about getting your cock sucked and shagging her – not a lot of time to do so and I doubt you can generate a GFE in a tight car – so it might be better value for money. For an hours in-call, I thought it was just dire. I don't take much pleasure in slapping down a negative but my god, if she thought that kind of service was a positive !!!
Anyway, hope the review assists. As an aside, I’m starting to feel like this whole escorting thing is becoming a bit boring for me. Don’t worry, I’m not announcing a retirement (I gather that’s a no-no) but I can’t remember the last time I truly enjoyed a booking, Sophie aside. Can’t complain about Lilith Noir but wouldn’t go back. Paloma was gorgeous but probably wouldn’t go back. Perhaps I need to get a regular but then I’ve always got turned on by seeing new girls and fucking a girl for the first time. Something is missing recently though, so I may slow down with bookings but if anyone has any suggestions of how to inject a bit of energy back into this hobby, I’m all ears.
Topic: Kiera2004 - Swindon (Read 2152 times)
