Author Topic: Lizette de Bohème, Uxbridge (now named Lady Elza)  (Read 6810 times)


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10 review(s) for Lady Elza (7 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Fuzzyduck]

Offline mrpunterton

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Have been trying to find a new regular MILF and liked the look of Lizette based on the reviews here.  Paid £130 for 1Hr.  This was a couple of months ago.

Comms:  Getting a booking proved difficult, a number of times she was advertiesed as available but actually was n't.  It took over two weeks to get a booking.  It seems friday evening is the time to aim for if you are interested.  Standard postcode affair, she texted me 30 minutes before the booking to say she was running late by 15 minutes.

The place:  Was a bit difficult to find as its in a shopping area and the enterence is not near the postcode given but I found it in the end.  I had parked in Sainsburys which was less than 5 minutes walk.  If you spend more £5, there is two hours free parking so as she was running late I went bought a few things to get free parking.  The apartment looks to be hers and is decorated in a gothic style she is obviously into.

The SP: When you meet her you can tell she has a kooky personality which I like in a SP as normally equates to them actually enjoying what they do.  Facially it's the woman in the profile with not much difference so no complaints there, although I'd put her in the mid fifties now.  I was expecting her to be curvy and she was wearing a silky black robe and everything looked good but once she dis-robbed I was disappointed as she has put on weight but in the way that her midriff resembled the michellin man which was a real turn off for me.

The Deed:   Started off with lots of kissing whilst standing up with me playing her pussy which got wet easily, an okay blowjob and then into mish.  I've seen enough WGs to know when someone is really into it and her passion managed to make me cum after about 25 minutes of me fucking her.  Unfortunately once I came I did n't find her body attractive enough to want to continue the punt so left after having around 35 minutes of a hour punt which was a shame.

So in short, a real nice lady but the midriff flab was too off putting for me so it has to be a neutral however if you're not bothered by that a 30 minute punt may be in order.

Offline Wozel

I think her OWO is awesome but as they say YMMV

Offline mrpunterton

I think her OWO is awesome but as they say YMMV

To be honest I cant really remember anything spectacular about her OWO, although if it was bad I would have remembered.  It could be the case that I've been fortunate and had a string of good OWO so is now the norm. Although for me OWO is just a starter and normally only partake for a couple of minutes to get me hard so BJ lovers should n't read anything into it.

Offline rubric

She used to be on various escort sites about 10 years ago, so assume she must be in her 40s by now.  I saw her at the time and she was kind of kooky and non-conventionally attractive, but looks like she's podged out since then so not sure her BJ are worth 150 p/h.

Offline boardyhell

more like middle to late forties

Offline Peter49

She has the strangest airbrushed pics, she doesn't know when to stop with the over editing :lol:

Offline Wozel

Now £150 …… well won’t be going back again as that’s way too much for the likes of her. Shame really

Offline boardyhell

I saw her at least 10 years ago ,she wasn't a spring chicken then
bj was average

Offline Wozel

I see she’s dropped her rates to £130 again

Offline Odin669

I see she’s dropped her rates to £130 again
she's always bouncing them between 130 and 150




Offline sameoldsinner

Thanks for the review.

I had being considering Elza, however bit reluctant bad airbrushed pictures on External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Recently checked with her location there's very limited on road car parking and might be challenge when there.

Offline sameoldsinner

Update on Lady Elza - Time waster / No show !

Monday I receive reply to my last weekend's text saying she is available to meet on Monday. Agreed late evening time and hour before travel reconfirm via text - all good so far.
Once at location she goes radio silence no reply to text/ phone calls - waste of travel time.

Quick AW search Mature_Andrea was available 20+ mins further drive - I shall review her separately in next few days.

Offline Fuzzyduck

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Update on Lady Elza - Time waster / No show !

Monday I receive reply to my last weekend's text saying she is available to meet on Monday. Agreed late evening time and hour before travel reconfirm via text - all good so far.
Once at location she goes radio silence no reply to text/ phone calls - waste of travel time.

Quick AW search Mature_Andrea was available 20+ mins further drive - I shall review her separately in next few days.

You should do a separate review.