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ooookkk then. Rio.

rio for me this time around was an experience shared between 4 different modes of puntage. The termas (namely 4x4), Vila Mimosa, Balcony Bar and a dating site - from the same company that created colombiancupid, this one called "brazilcupid" (do you see what they did there?)

4x4

I know the termas's can be pricey, but I was cashed up and thought fuck it, so I mainly frequented cuatro por cuatro and I always tried to get there before 6pm so the 50 real entry fee is wavered. I think I paid between 230/250 for 40 minutes or something. The deal is, for those who haven't been to one - you go in, you get shown to a locker room where an attendant gives you a pair of flip flops and a dressing gown, you are also given a numbered key by reception of which you give the number everytime you make a purchase, beer, crisps, girls, no money is exchanged on the floor, you pay at reception when you leave. Upon entering 4x4 it's basically set up like a bar/nightclub, with a stage and a couple of poles. There are usually between 15 and 30/40 girls there depending on how busy it is. I have to say I have never seen an ugly chick in there, some with right "prostitute" faces who just look fierce, but not ugly - if you know what i mean. They all walk around in bikinis and G strings with ridiculous high heels on. I fucking love the place. Equally I can't think of a bad experience I've had in 4x4, I went in 2008 and loved it, again in 2012 and was still loving it. i had some mediocre punts, but most were above average. Speaking Portuguese obviously helped a lot but most of the girls were always very accommodating and friendly and were pretty much up for anything - a couple of times they charged extra if I wanted something specific, which I thought to be normal. But 260 reis - 130 dollars - 70 quid for an absolute porno looking bubble butted dusky brazilian chick....still value for money in my book. One of the things that did annoy me though was go there often enough, and often the girls you've fucked before automatically come over to you and try to cock block you from the other girls, and one actually got stroppy with me when I said I didn't want to fuck her that afternoon but try somebody new - and she was like "did I not please you last time?" acting all hurt, which got on my nerves.

Vila Mimosa

just quickly this place is like fucking disneyland for latina whores, it's a lot smaller than I thought with most of the shops stretched out along the block, lots of favela funk music blaring from neon lit bars and girls walking around single or in pairs wearing almost fuck all. It's not for the faint hearted, nothing but locals go to this place, and there are plenty of groups of drunk brazilian dudes just there to watch the pussy who can get quite rowdy. If you don't speak portuguese best not to go alone - in fact I went alone the first time and just felt like prey, managed to find another punter at the place I was staying the second time and it still felt a bit uneasy. There were some total stunners there though, big latin asses everywhere from light olive skinned through to dark brown - tremendous amount of pussy. Think I ended up paying between 60 - 80 reis for most girls which included the room, which was a dive - service varied from shite to unexpectedly good. Phone numbers, as ever, were easy to get. Best to get a taxi from Praca Onze station, walking around there is probably ill advised.

Balcony Bar

balcony bar is open from about 10am to 3am or something every day, and is situated along the beachfront near that big white regal looking hotel in Copacabana. It's pretty much the only bar along there that looks lively at night. Tons of girls hanging around. All the girls are hookers, even the posh looking ones. When I was in there a couple of young guys from one of the hostels were in there getting quite freaked out by the hookers saying "I'm not interested in your services" to the girls, i felt like telling them to fuck off. I mean, seriously, who the fuck doesn't know about balcony bar, Rio is the kind of place you should research before you go. Every chick will start at 300 or 200 reis, they can usually be knocked down to at least 150 - one blonde girl, totally Hispanic face but dyed blonde hair (don't you just love that, sooooo dirty and sexy looking) approached me at the bar and quoted me 250, I got her down to 170, when she said she loves cum was the deal clincher, I asked where I could cum and she looked at me, licked her lips and said "minha cara" (my face). I left her looking like a plasterers radio. I hooked up with another couple of girls from there on one night and had a wild threesome in some tourist's apartment, the girl drove us there in her little sports car. I hooked up with the same two again the next afternoon and we went to a motel, one of them had to hide in the boot as with this specific motel you're not allowed three in the room. There are some fucking sexy girls in here, but a lot of cracked out munters hanging around outside too. WARNING: Don't pay by card in here - my card got cloned. I got the money back sharpish from the bank but it was a hassle I could of gone without

Brazilcupid

Not much to say about this really, it's a dating website - full of normal girls and a few WGs. Most just want to meet a nice guy - I got laid 3 or 4 times off this site in about 5 or 6 dates which was quite a good strike rate - one of them was heart breakingly stunning but turned out to be a WG, 300 from 7pm to 8am, thought that was a good deal so off I went. Again, Portuguese knowledge is a must, as with all these places, best to learn how to communicate
« Last Edit: June 08, 2014, 12:48:38 am by Berty Basset »

Offline Marmalade

Berty, as someone who loves Rio, I really enjoyed your post, and it gives a fairly well-rounded idea of some of the varied punting options in that marvellous city and there is hadly anyojne on teh Forum who has been there. (I gather Spanish is your first second language? Or just more familiar with it if Colombia was your last stop... ;)

4x4: great review. I think t's gone up in price yet again but it is a place everyone should go to at least once. There's also a restaurant, steam room, gogo flor, and a pole where the girls can slide down to the whiskeria on the ground floor. It's also handy if you like to go to the shithole walkups nearby (BA85 used to be rocking until they closed it recently) and then pop into 4x4 for a decent shower and relaxation haha. 4x4 should be a national symbol for punting in some ways and especially Rio. Big, beautiful and very in your face, (in fact probably rubbing their crotch in it).

Vila Mimosa: used to be my favourite hangout. Staying whole nights there, having a beer or a coke and watching the circus, have a shag, game of pool, have another shag... But it was a standard 30Rs tops even for the stunners then. Now they want silly money. I objected when the 'norm' went up 50Rs last year. At 30Rs is was fun, who cares if it was shithole, but at 50 or 80 (ouch!) it just isn't such good value. Good point about getting a taxi from Paca Onze. Many guys go to Sao Cristovao and walk from there, but of course the taxis are going the wrong way, fuck it, you have to cross about 8 to 10 lanes of fast moving traffic. I go by bus, as it drops me at Pr.Bandeira, just outside the bridge. One of the nice things about taking a VM girl (a nice one!) is that not only are they fully independent (it's a prossie commune community) but a lot are fresh from the outskirts or the countryside. It's not quiite as dangerous as it looks (providing you don't wander down side-streets or argue with a Brasilian haha). They have their own plain-clothes security (this won't stop a tricksy whore trying to rob your pants while their off lol).

Balcony Bar: sounds like you got a good deal here. 150 is currently damn good! I spent many years flatly refusing to pay more than 100 but they don't even spit out their chewing gum to consider that any more. That end of Copa is great for wild parties as well. But first-timers can pay heavily: these girls know how to get their wages. But at least most of them, once the price has been agreed, will fuck like there's no tomorrow. (They don't get paid till afterwards!)

Interesting to hear about your experiences on BrazilCupid as well - I've never used it. Picked up ho's and civvies but I'm not a great one for spending time online. I do recommend the privées in Centro just now. Many many apartments off or in the Rio Branco scattered among residentials and offices so discretion needed, but you get a nice 'line up' - a bit like your Sao Paulo experience only usually not quite so many girls and about the same price but maybe only a little more. All clean, attractive, and immaculate apartments. Only downside is those blooming elevators . . .

glad you enjoyed the post. Yeah very good extra points there M, 4x4 has so much more to offer, and that pole they slide down is hilarious to watch!

Yes Spanish I speak better than Portuguese, however when in Brazil my Portuguese was almost getting to near my Spanish level, I was able to chat about almost anything - but still the first couple of times to Vila Mimosa I felt a bit uneasy - largely due to the time i went a lot of folks were drunk which always carries complications -  and yeah good point on the price I was expecting 30 or 40 reis but couldn't get less than 50, and 10/12 for the room. I think I would have a much better time going with another monger who also spoke the language!

So true about those balcony girls fucking like there's no tomorrow - in fact, all brasilian chicks do. Never met one that didn't go like the clappers. I want to head back there next year for a month or so, Colombian women are beautiful but they are a lot harder to deal with than brasilian chicks and maybe a little colder too.

what exactly are the privées, little unofficial knocking shops?

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Yes Spanish I speak better than Portuguese, however when in Brazil my Portuguese was almost getting to near my Spanish level, I was able to chat about almost anything
It was the 'cuatro por cuatro' that gave you away (instead of 'quatro por quatro' hehe ... Not forgetting that de quatro means doggy style!).   ;)
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still the first couple of times to Vila Mimosa I felt a bit uneasy - largely due to the time i went a lot of folks were drunk which always carries complications -  and yeah good point on the price I was expecting 30 or 40 reis but couldn't get less than 50, and 10/12 for the room. I think I would have a much better time going with another monger who also spoke the language!
First time I went their I think it was with a guy I met off the plane who became a good buddy for several trips. This guy had no sense of shy and an overload of charm. We'd heard about VM so got a taxi there and thought FFS!!!!!!!!!!!  :yahoo: Had a few beers then asked a taxi drivers if there more places like this. Apparently no. There's some mega brothel areas but nothing like VM. So we got our act together determined to be cool next visit. We discretly asked some locals what the going rate was, what had to be negotiated, then started picking booty like peanuts to go with the beer and just stared at them like they were joking if they asked too much. Or I'd just say, "Look the right price is 30Rs, do you want business or not?" (It was actually 25 when we started, plus 1Rs for a condom if you didn't bring one and a couple of bucks for the room.) Lots of uglies, but I was actually thinking, just last night, out of hundreds of prossies, who do I honestly rate as 10/10? Two were from VM.
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So true about those balcony girls fucking like there's no tomorrow - in fact, all brasilian chicks do. Never met one that didn't go like the clappers. I want to head back there next year for a month or so, Colombian women are beautiful but they are a lot harder to deal with than brasilian chicks and maybe a little colder too.
I would't say they are without hangups, but any neurotic behaviour seems to be learnt from the soaps (novellas). Sex is rarely one of them so it's something they do with gusto or not at all. After HELP closed, many of the chicks clamoured into Balcony and prices went up. I never buy more than one drink from that dive and count my change before I leave the counter. Lots of freelancers would wander the circuit between Balcony and Prado Junior like it was a fun night out with 'tips.'
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what exactly are the privées, little unofficial knocking shops?
Well sort of, but largely respectable. You get mostly telephone numbers advertising "massagens" in the newspapers (or sometimes from flyers on the street) and you can tell there's no back rub. Most are in the Centro area by Metro Carioca, so not far from 4x4 and the 10Rs walk-ups. You find the exact address (or a few) then just turn up. Receptionist, comfy seat, girls introduced, choose, shag, or say maybe next time and try the one down the hall. It's sometimes refreshing to have the fixed prices and fairly reliable service that's not expensive and no pressure. Mostly are daytime only. The Rio Branco ones are all fairly upmarket, but there used to be a crazy one at the top of the Carioca 59 walk-up (near the porn & striptease cinema). You'd go in and the receptionist would announce in a very loud voice with a fun smile and her best Inglês, "Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Quarente (40) reais! (I think it was 40, not sure.)

Ah well, good to have another voice to hear when peeps ask about Rio . . .  :drinks:

aaahhh que legal cara!

God I miss Brazil, can't believe it's been August 2012 since i was there last. Heading off to Australia to try and make some money then basically going for a trip over there again when I have some cash under my belt. Those privees sound really interesting - I must check them out. Where else in Brazil have you been? I wanted to tour, but because of the problem with my card getting cloned it shot me over my tourist visa and the federal police gave me 8 days to leave the country plus a fine to pay upon re-entry so I just went to Colombia!

Offline Marmalade

aaahhh que legal cara!

God I miss Brazil, can't believe it's been August 2012 since i was there last. Heading off to Australia to try and make some money then basically going for a trip over there again when I have some cash under my belt. Those privees sound really interesting - I must check them out. Where else in Brazil have you been? I wanted to tour, but because of the problem with my card getting cloned it shot me over my tourist visa and the federal police gave me 8 days to leave the country plus a fine to pay upon re-entry so I just went to Colombia!

Sim muito legal...! Hey most people just pop across to Buenos Aires for a few months - a lot closer. But your Colombia reports were fun. Sounds like you know how to do S.A.

yeah I'll try and stick another one up, detailing the two places I visited on San Andres up in the caribbean, colombia's holiday island.

Yeah Buenos Aires is a place all the younger gringoes bang on about, cos it is really "European" they keep telling me - and you know what, for that reason I have no interest in going!

I love Colombia, not only are the women utterly gorgeous and way more "Hispanic" than those of Argentina, but the people are great. Really friendly, I always make friends quickly over there and there is such a mix of different climates and races of people. There is some stunning landscape and some really cool cities to visit - Medellin is one, one of the best in Latin America i'd say. Bogota also has a really good arts scene for those into the more cultural side of things. Can't wait to go back there again too


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