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Author Topic: Penis care and review question  (Read 6162 times)

Offline gillis01

So do you guys have any penis care tips? Myself I have sensitive skin, and soap can give me a rash, but I have found that olive oil is great! And on a similar note I would like to tell you a story about olive oil but it is not a review of a wg but just a tip on A levels that is to do with olive oil. Does that belong in the review section or just no Gillis noone wants to hear?

Offline maxxblue

So do you guys have any penis care tips? Myself I have sensitive skin, and soap can give me a rash, but I have found that olive oil is great! And on a similar note I would like to tell you a story about olive oil but it is not a review of a wg but just a tip on A levels that is to do with olive oil. Does that belong in the review section or just no Gillis noone wants to hear?

Penis care tips? Are you for fucking real?
« Last Edit: June 08, 2014, 12:36:16 AM by maxxblue »

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Olive oil and A levels don't mix if condoms are involved.

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Penis care tips? Are you for fucking real?

He was a first timer asking questions on the 25th May now he's handing out "care for your cock tips".

Here's my tip : If no condom was involved you have more to worry about than sensitive skin.  :rolleyes:


Offline yorkshire123

So you are talking bareback? ffs

Olive oil, gives a new meaning to tossing the salad  :lol:
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Offline CatBBW

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No condom was involved

OK, well as this is a punting forum, then my advice still stands.

Feel free though to explain your olive oil and anal thang, I am intrigued. I'm guessing it was like an greasy enema for the lady, and made your cock skin baby soft in the process.

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Olive oil, gives a new meaning to tossing the salad  :lol:

Fucking hilar!! :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline gillis01

He was a first timer asking questions on the 25th May now he's handing out "care for your cock tips".

Here's my tip : If no condom was involved you have more to worry about than sensitive skin.  :rolleyes:

I'm a 'first timer' when it comes to punting.
But yes it was prob a silly idea to put it where the sun don't shine w/o a condom.
It is the fact that I have had so many one night stands that I am drawn to getting a wg. It seems more sensible and better.
Come on don't you have any cock care tips? I find it hard to belive you are all shy little virgins!!?

Offline gillis01

OK, well as this is a punting forum, then my advice still stands.

Feel free though to explain your olive oil and anal thang, I am intrigued. I'm guessing it was like an greasy enema for the lady, and made your cock skin baby soft in the process.

Yeah! Slipped right on in there!
Pumped it like it was her v. And she even asked me to put fingers in her v, so I know that it was...you know.
Why u guys being mean to me? Surely you have had similar experiences?

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Come on don't you have any cock care tips? I find it hard to belive you are all shy little virgins!!?

Wash it at least once a day
Wash it if you anticipate a lady going near it
Don't use soap, creams, deoderants, or anything similar
If your foreskin is tight, look up/google ways to loosen it without losing it
Don't be afraid to use tissue - or even wash! - after a wee / wank
Visit the GUM clinic if you're having regular sex with randoms or WGs
Visit the GUM clinic if you notice any odd smells, discharge or lumps/sores
See your GP if you notice any changes (specially if the GUM clinic doesn't diagnose as an STI)


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« Last Edit: June 08, 2014, 01:07:07 AM by Catherine The Great »

Offline vorian

Wash it at least once a day
Wash it if you anticipate a lady going near it
Don't use soap, creams, deoderants, or anything similar
If your foreskin is tight, look up/google ways to loosen it without losing it
Don't be afraid to use tissue - or even wash! - after a wee / wank
Visit the GUM clinic if you're having regular sex with randoms or WGs
Visit the GUM clinic if you notice any odd smells, discharge or lumps/sores
See your GP if you notice any changes (specially if the GUM clinic doesn't diagnose as an STI)


Did I miss anything?

Think that about covers it Catherine. I wash my cock not treat it like a bloody Stradivarius.
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Offline gillis01

Wash it at least once a day
Wash it if you anticipate a lady going near it
Don't use soap, creams, deoderants, or anything similar
If your foreskin is tight, look up/google ways to loosen it without losing it
Don't be afraid to use tissue - or even wash! - after a wee / wank
Visit the GUM clinic if you're having regular sex with randoms or WGs
Visit the GUM clinic if you notice any odd smells, discharge or lumps/sores
See your GP if you notice any changes (specially if the GUM clinic doesn't diagnose as an STI)


Did I miss anything?

Dont use soap! Right!
Another tip, don't let anyone rub non water based oil into it!!!
Thank you Catherine!
I do stand by my olive oil tip though  ;)
Met a chick randomly, she came back to mine - after I gave her a little back (sob) story haha.
Spanking and then a little olive oil rub on the ass....
Much naughty fun was had.
That is my way of giving back to the forum.

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Dont use soap! Right!
Another tip, don't let anyone rub non water based oil into it!!!
Thank you Catherine!
I do stand by my olive oil tip though  ;)
Met a chick randomly, she came back to mine - after I gave her a little back (sob) story haha.
Spanking and then a little olive oil rub on the ass....
Much naughty fun was had.
That is my way of giving back to the forum.

Non water based oil? Contradictory. Oil is not water-based by its very chemical structure.


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Offline gillis01

Non water based oil? Contradictory. Oil is not water-based by its very chemical structure.

KY jelly is water based.
johnsons is not.

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KY jelly is water based.
johnsons is not.

Yes I know. I don't know what point you're making in relation to my post?

Offline wristjob

So hard not to take the piss utterly but I missed the boat.

Aqueous cream is a good alternative to soap.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqueous_cream

There are 2 types and the one without sodium lauryl sulphate in if you are very sensitive.


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So hard not to take the piss utterly but I missed the boat.

Aqueous cream is a good alternative to soap.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqueous_cream

There are 2 types and the one without sodium lauryl sulphate in if you are very sensitive.

Sodium Lauryl Sulphate is the additive that makes soap/shampoo/etc FOAM, and many people are allergic, intolerant, or just sensitive to it.

Offline gillis01

Yes I know. I don't know what point you're making in relation to my post?

Only that some of us can react to oil based lube. I did and it took me out of action for a while. And it upset me cos I do love to enjoy a good woman!
It knocked my confidence for more than a year. I thought I would never enjoy the pleasures of a nice soft female ever again!
Has anyone else had that fear?

Offline gillis01

So hard not to take the piss utterly but I missed the boat.

Aqueous cream is a good alternative to soap.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqueous_cream

There are 2 types and the one without sodium lauryl sulphate in if you are very sensitive.

sir! Yes, Aqueous cream! Been there.
Olive oil tho bro trust me!

Offline yorkshire123

Its the early hours of the morning & the UKP night shift is discussing cock cleaning products.
Brilliant, where else could you get this kind of entertainment for free  :D

OP, your not a patch on the legend thats Sadgit but with a bit of practice you may just have potential  ;)
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