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Author Topic: Why are many escorts obese and/or ugly ???  (Read 13125 times)

Offline Ali Katt

Smelly i agree with but how attractive a punter is should not come into it ever, that is one of the many reasons they get paid so well.
They get paid so well because we are willing to pay it. The £500 an hour prossies are getting rarer than say 5 years ago, thank fuck, but when we see the prices that I think is reasonable for an unskilled person often with no real outcome, then we'll see an even playing field and more punters having their voice, but will it happen?

What no-one has said is who gives a fuck if Mrs Tightass has to see 10 men a day that stink or are ugly? They choose to do it, knowing the risks. I pay to fuck women not hear her life story or convey sympathy. I couldn't care less.

It's been said before, but most prossies would want the money pushed through the box and that's it. I think most prossies would want a guy with a two inch cock that cums in 30 seconds. From what I've heard big cocks are hard work.

Offline broksonic

For the new and un-established WGs, I can imagine that seeing 30-40 unattractive and smelly blokes to be pretty soul destroying. 

I have always thought if a punter can afford to pay £100+ for a WG.  Then surely he can afford some shower gel and deodorant 
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Offline Quatro

I think most prossies would want a guy with a two inch cock that cums in 30 seconds.

I was wondering why I was so popular.  :cool:

Offline wristjob

I saw a girl a while back and she was lovely, but a bit clammy. Next time I saw her I asked if she would share a shower - that was nice  :)

At GFE (parlour) they have a sign ont he wall basically saying have a shower. The girl walks you to the room, switches on the shower, hands you a towel and usually pisses off for 5 minutes. If it matters a girl can easily enforce it.

I have always thought if a punter can afford to pay £100+ for a WG.  Then surely he can afford some shower gel and deodorant

I think some blokes probably have a pretty smelly odour despite showering.  Do you remember the Channel 4 programme Embarrassing Bodies, they had a lass with smelly breath despite having good oral hygiene.  I would imagine some blokes, especially the ones with smelly pits, probably do have very good hygiene but are cursed with bad BO...despite their attempts at negating it.

And YES to the comment about clients with 2 inch cocks and cumming in 30 seconds.  The feedback I got from the WGs where my performance was seriously lacking was OTT positive when I was either unable to cum or failed to get a hard one.  Incidentally I was called 'too big' by one WG simply because I managed to maintain a stiffy for more than 2 minutes and complaints ensued!? Ofc my self-esteem at that point was sky high  :D (it's ofc not at all huge  :cry:).
« Last Edit: June 08, 2014, 01:41:34 PM by incognitomosquito »

Offline vorian

I saw a girl a while back and she was lovely, but a bit clammy. Next time I saw her I asked if she would share a shower - that was nice  :)

At GFE (parlour) they have a sign ont he wall basically saying have a shower. The girl walks you to the room, switches on the shower, hands you a towel and usually pisses off for 5 minutes. If it matters a girl can easily enforce it.

I would have no problem having a shower at the prossies request, although I make sure I'm fresh. As long as that didn't come out of my paid time. (Within reason of course)
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Offline smiths

For the new and un-established WGs, I can imagine that seeing 30-40 unattractive and smelly blokes to be pretty soul destroying. 

I do remember Pola in Birmingham telling me that one of her constant gripes are men who always ask for a discount.  Imagine being the description above and asking for a discount as well?

Unless a woman is being forced a WG has a choice who they punt with though and how many. Smelly punters are completely out of order with no excuse. However, if they are unattractive to the WG thats part of what the WG has signed up to. As i say its punting not dating, finding the guy attractive shouldnt affect the service they offer.


Unless a woman is being forced a WG has a choice who they punt with though and how many. Smelly punters are completely out of order with no excuse. However, if they are unattractive to the WG thats part of what the WG has signed up to. As i say its punting not dating, finding the guy attractive shouldnt affect the service they offer.

Agreed  :hi:

Offline Ali Katt

I saw a girl a while back and she was lovely, but a bit clammy. Next time I saw her I asked if she would share a shower - that was nice  :)

At GFE (parlour) they have a sign ont he wall basically saying have a shower. The girl walks you to the room, switches on the shower, hands you a towel and usually pisses off for 5 minutes. If it matters a girl can easily enforce it.
I remember seeing that, I don't think it was in all rooms. They also had a handwritten sign asking you to wipe the toilet seat if you piss on it, but that wasn't there last time I was there.

Offline Steely Dan

I want to punt with a beautiful girl who is simply great at sex.  No point in punting with ugly girls - or any I don't fancy - in the hope they will be great at sex - because the best I can hope for is a 50% result.  With reviews  here, I can normally get what I want.

The exception is parties.  I fuck them all.  If the general standard is not good, I don't return to the party.  This has probably expanded my tastes somewhat beyond my 36 24 36 playboy inspired standard.  So I reco parties to all. 

Offline RandyF

Genuinely pretty females don't need sell their cunts.  They will always have 1001 other better options.

90% of prossies are as ugly as sin.  But you get used to it over the years, and just t it for what it is.

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Genuinely pretty females don't need sell their cunts.  They will always have 1001 other better options.

90% of prossies are as ugly as sin.  But you get used to it over the years, and just t it for what it is.

So most guys here see the remaining 10%?  Ranging from plain, to pretty and so on.

I would have no problem having a shower at the prossies request, although I make sure I'm fresh. As long as that didn't come out of my paid time. (Within reason of course)

I have asked WGs in the past and was told it would be in the paid time, not outside of it.  Now I just shower before I set off.


Offline Dani

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I have asked WGs in the past and was told it would be in the paid time, not outside of it.  Now I just shower before I set off.

How long do you take in there for god sake?  a shower should not be included in the time unless you spend 20minutes in there having a wank.   If we ask you to shower then it is in our time as we have requested it and it is to our advantage

I saw a girl a while back and she was lovely, but a bit clammy.

I saw a lady last week, Charlotte of Hitchin and she was so active during our session and I think as randy as I was that her back became sweaty and I actually found it a turn on running my hands up and down the spine. It surprised me both that she sweated and that I liked it. As it was fresh there was no nasty pong, maybe pheromones?

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I have asked WGs in the past and was told it would be in the paid time, not outside of it.  Now I just shower before I set off.

If it's mandatory that I take a shower, despite having showered before, I would very definitely resent it being paid time. If I'm stinky - fair enough my time.


How long do you take in there for god sake?  a shower should not be included in the time unless you spend 20minutes in there having a wank.   If we ask you to shower then it is in our time as we have requested it and it is to our advantage

I remember when I first started I pretty much had a proper shower - what a nutter. Now I shower before and shower the bits that matter when i get there.


I saw a lady last week, Charlotte of Hitchin and she was so active during our session and I think as randy as I was that her back became sweaty and I actually found it a turn on running my hands up and down the spine. It surprised me both that she sweated and that I liked it. As it was fresh there was no nasty pong, maybe pheromones?

I felt she had probably seen a few clients without hitting the shower that day. Might have been the case she was sat outside in the sun. Its generally expected the man will be recently showered or have a shower before the session starts but generally he hasn't already had 5 shags that day.

Offline vorian

Genuinely pretty females don't need sell their cunts.  They will always have 1001 other better options.

90% of prossies are as ugly as sin.  But you get used to it over the years, and just t it for what it is.

I don't think the figure is quite that high and of course looks are very subjective
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I don't think the figure is quite that high and of course looks are very subjective

Yup! When I browse aw I see a much higher proportion of attractive girls. Difficult to quantify but it seems a lot more than 10%. Different expectations, I guess.

Offline wristjob

RandyF has had a privileged life.

If it comes to paying for it then I'm generally more picky than if it's a civvy. With women there is more than one aspect you can find attractive - they might have a great body and plain looks or vice versa, sometimes the personality can overcome a lot of other things. Nobody here likes Romanians that much but 90% of them have fit bods and very clearly that isn't the be all and end all.

Offline punk

RandyF has had a privileged life.

If it comes to paying for it then I'm generally more picky than if it's a civvy. With women there is more than one aspect you can find attractive - they might have a great body and plain looks or vice versa, sometimes the personality can overcome a lot of other things. Nobody here likes Romanians that much but 90% of them have fit bods and very clearly that isn't the be all and end all.

if only the vast majority, provided a good service.

I want to punt with a beautiful girl who is simply great at sex. 
Don't we all, Dan?  Actually, as it happens, I do, too.  The thing is that my view, as an elderly punter, of what is a beautiful girl may well be different from yours.  And who's to say which of us is right?

No point in punting with ugly girls - or any I don't fancy - in the hope they will be great at sex - because the best I can hope for is a 50% result.  With reviews  here, I can normally get what I want.

The exception is parties.  I fuck them all.  If the general standard is not good, I don't return to the party.  This has probably expanded my tastes somewhat beyond my 36 24 36 playboy inspired standard.  So I reco parties to all.

But for some of us, the sound of the modus operandi of parties doesn't sit easily with us who prefer 1-2-1 sessions.

Offline badsin

I recently started a thread similar to this on the East Midlands section:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=28379.msg401627#msg401627

The reason I punt is to have sex with attractive girls. I am overwhelmed by the amount of overweight undesirable females in the midlands.

I havent punted since February due to the fact that currently I cant de arsed to drive to Manchester or Milton Keynes. I would much prefer a local girl!. However the options are fuckin limited.

Dont get me wrong, there are agencies I can use, and well known porn stars nearby. However, as a customer/client (PUNTER! :cool:) I would like a little choice :dash:

I have never tried one of the hundreds of EE's in the area (Notts, Derby, Leics) as I am apprehensive regards being scammed, and that most advertise as BB providers which gives he the shivers about the scene around here currently.

Ohhhhh to find a young nubile british girl who's bang up for having her skeleton rattled................ come back Anna, Natalie, Jade :angelgirl: :angelgirl:

Offline Daffodil

Hot, attractive women do not, for the most part, become prostitutes. They have other opportunities. We live in a shallow society still and good looking girls will not struggle to get reasonable jobs and/or choose a partner successful enough to at least shoulder some of the financial burden. Also if a woman takes the time and effort to look good then they are probably more motivated than prossies in other parts of their life too.

There is the odd good looking one, but they are few and far between. The majority are rough as fuck and I wouldn't look twice at them in the street.

Offline Daffodil

OK, you're correct, I didn't HAVE to, but it was the quickest way to cut down on so many booking requests that I couldn't deal with. Prices at the lower rate meant I felt overwhelmed and didn't have the time to deal with all the men contacting me, and I am not in this biz to be ignoring emails and requests from potential clients. Only the TWs and wankers and creeps deserve rudeness. But it really wasn't a case of cashing in, as the higher rate meant booking requests and enquiries dropped, and I ended up with a level of business that I could cope with.

More prossie bullshit, trying to spin your greed in such a way as to make it sound like punters should actually be thankful to you  :dash:

"Oh Catherine, you're so amazing. Thanks for hiking your prices to keep the riff raff away and therefore answering my email promptly."

You can charge what you want, and if the demand is there then good luck to you, but don't try and take us for fools  :hi:

Offline CatBBW

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More prossie bullshit, trying to spin your greed in such a way as to make it sound like punters should actually be thankful to you  :dash:

"Oh Catherine, you're so amazing. Thanks for hiking your prices to keep the riff raff away and therefore answering my email promptly."

Err...NO. It was purely a time/business management on my part and for my benefit. And I have never tried to pretend otherwise.

And as I have said at least 3 times now on UKP - offering services at a higher fee meant booking requests and enquiries dropped to a level I could cope with, but this also meant my earning potential dropped too. All of which I was happy about.

Offline Daffodil

Err...NO. It was purely a time/business management on my part and for my benefit. And I have never tried to pretend otherwise.

And as I have said at least 3 times now on UKP - offering services at a higher fee meant booking requests and enquiries dropped to a level I could cope with, but this also meant my earning potential dropped too. All of which I was happy about.

No, you said you had to increase your prices (you didn't) and then you post about not ignoring emails/being rude i.e. to the benefit of the punter. Bullshit prossie spin at its finest :hi:

On the subject of "time management", I appreciate that even the bigger girls get a lot of enquiries, but unmanageable? Come on. Perhaps if you spent less time posting on here you could manage your enquiries better and not have to hike your prices. A win-win, as I also wouldn't have to read your nonsense  :sarcastic:


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