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Author Topic: Why are many escorts obese and/or ugly ???  (Read 13043 times)

Offline Taggart

I suspect that this post will offend some, and maybe it's a wake up call to others.

I regularly look at AW FRs and do searches hoping someone worthwhile I may want to see has slipped through the net.  All I find is ugly, obese girls and women, who think they can make money by escorting?  Escorting whom?  The man down the road with a guide dog?

FFS, if I am paying £120-150 an hour for sex, then she's got to be worth paying that money for, not some fat bored housewife making a few quid giving BJs on the back door step or whatever. In short why fuck someone who may look like the missus, when you can fuck a real beauty? 

Yes, I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I simply can believe that guys on here aspire to sex, and pay for the privilege, with a obsese size 18+ when for the same price you can have a nice size 10/12 you can get your arms around, without having the life pounded out of you when she does cowgirl. Have some guys no taste?

And as for the Romanian in every town, I wish AW would have an opt out in the search criteria for countries.....

Rant over. Returning to behind the rock.

Offline vorian

That's what turns them on, big birds. Some people want to have a ninety year old shit in their mouth,  whilst being rammed up the arse with a cucumber. Horses for courses.
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Offline Ali Katt

I think looks are subjective, but there is some truth in what you say. The irony is in many areas the Romanians are the most attractive girls, in my opinion that's because most are dress size 6-8. I don't go for the best looking girls, but who I will have the best time with. It's the paid sex scene in general, if you look at UK porn, most of the women in are fat housewives, chav mingers or simply women you wouldn't do for free. In American porn even the amateurs are stunners. From an environment perspective, I think it's a mix of bad diet, drugs, bad families and bad genetics. From a sociology perspective if a woman can have a well paid job, a healthy relationship with a man (or a woman) why bother fucking every Tom, Dick and Abdul? A lot of prossies say the pay is infeasibly large, but I'm sure some of the women you mention don't even scrape £100 a month. I could be wrong, but the last time I saw a golden cunt, it was a statue of Saddam Hussein.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2014, 08:40:31 PM by Ali Katt »

Offline Taggart

but the last time I saw a golden cunt, it was a statue of Saddam Hussein.

Brilliant!

You could pick the best looking girl, and she will charge you £150 for the hour, once you get to her flat you find she is as cold as fridge, and not open to any foreplay, it basically wham bam, thank you, now of you go

Now on the other hand, you might find a right minger £90 for the hr, but she is a raving sex maniac, she will almost does anything, and at the end of the day it has been the best sex you have ever had

So good looks or ugly escort, you don't know what they will be like until you arrive

All the years I have seen girls in the massage parlours, the best ones where the ones who were not attractive, they had a certain quality to them selfs 
« Last Edit: June 07, 2014, 08:54:00 PM by myothernameis »

Offline smiths

I suspect that this post will offend some, and maybe it's a wake up call to others.

I regularly look at AW FRs and do searches hoping someone worthwhile I may want to see has slipped through the net.  All I find is ugly, obese girls and women, who think they can make money by escorting?  Escorting whom?  The man down the road with a guide dog?

FFS, if I am paying £120-150 an hour for sex, then she's got to be worth paying that money for, not some fat bored housewife making a few quid giving BJs on the back door step or whatever. In short why fuck someone who may look like the missus, when you can fuck a real beauty? 

Yes, I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I simply can believe that guys on here aspire to sex, and pay for the privilege, with a obsese size 18+ when for the same price you can have a nice size 10/12 you can get your arms around, without having the life pounded out of you when she does cowgirl. Have some guys no taste?

And as for the Romanian in every town, I wish AW would have an opt out in the search criteria for countries.....

Rant over. Returning to behind the rock.

Yes some punters have ZERO taste and will literally pay to punt with WGs so ugly i would throw up if i saw them naked. Its called having different tastes in women, it will always be the case so such WGs will get at least some punters. Thats life.

You so right I have found the plain or ugly girls really are the hottest who really put everything into it.  More satisfying than the stunning looking WGs

Offline Taggart

I think looks are subjective, but there is some truth in what you say. The irony is in many areas the Romanians are the most attractive girls, in my opinion that's because most are dress size 6-8. I don't go for the best looking girls, but who I will have the best time with. It's the paid sex scene in general, if you look at UK porn, most of the women in are fat housewives, chav mingers or simply women you wouldn't do for free. In American porn even the amateurs are stunners. From an environment perspective, I think it's a mix of bad diet, drugs, bad families and bad genetics. From a sociology perspective if a woman can have a well paid job, a healthy relationship with a man (or a woman) why bother fucking every Tom, Dick and Abdul? A lot of prossies say the pay is infeasibly large, but I'm sure some of the women you mention don't even scrape £100 a month. I could be wrong, but the last time I saw a golden cunt, it was a statue of Saddam Hussein.

I know what you are saying, but hell, when you are paying for the pleasure, then why not 'fuck the dream girl?'   

Thinking about the initial post over dinner, I guess some guys may be intimidated by slim attractive ladies, so go for the mingers. I'm fortunate that I dont feel overawed by pretty, rich or well spoken ladies. 

My preference is for slimmer ladies as a couple of times I've booked girls who claim to be size 12 but were anything but. Also, I am of the view that for a guy, shagging a thinner lady provides more feeling, with deeper penetration, particularly if the pubic bones rub, than a more plumper lady, where deep penetration may not be as fulfiliing or easy.


Offline Ali Katt

With a pretty girl even if the sex is crap, it takes the sting out of it. If you see a girl that is ugly and the sex is crap it's just insulting, it's happened to me and I thought I had let myself down. Partly, I blame Belle Du Jour after the books and the TV series loads of average looking women thought they could make millions charging £200 an hour, when they get no bookings they go back to doing receptionist work. I'm sure it's the same with some of the biffers, full time housewife on benefits, but allegedly can't put food on the table, so go on the game if you believe the hyperbole "they've been givin it away 4 years so dicided 2 charge 4 it". Most of the cash cows aren't even prize pigs.

Offline dilettante

I think a lot of WGs look good in their glam shots then when they start escorting the lifestyle of hanging around doing nothing + eating junk + ageing a couple of years takes the shine off that - I have seen a few WGs like that and I can put up with it.

But I can't put up with people who abuse their bodies wholesale, we're granted this fantastic piece of equipment at our disposal for a few decades, sexual faculties included, and if people are going to wreck it by overeating (the quickest way to mess yourself up after all) I draw the line at that and can't have any respect for them.

Offline Ali Katt

I think a lot of WGs look good in their glam shots then when they start escorting the lifestyle of hanging around doing nothing + eating junk + ageing a couple of years takes the shine off that - I have seen a few WGs like that and I can put up with it.

But I can't put up with people who abuse their bodies wholesale, we're granted this fantastic piece of equipment at our disposal for a few decades, sexual faculties included, and if people are going to wreck it by overeating (the quickest way to mess yourself up after all) I draw the line at that and can't have any respect for them.
Dare I say it, but some parlour girls I have met smoke like chimneys and do bugle, it's just junk food. But people's diets are fucked in the UK. And I agree if something is an asset it should be taken care of.

Offline Vivago

Yeah, mingers make up for their mingerness by going places other WGs don't venture.

Had one cheap and chubby Welsh lass let me fist her last year.  Hell, it was half my arm as well..I nearly lost my wristwatch!  I'm sure that if I'd brought my camping gear, she would have let me go up there for the weekend.  And then I fucked her arse.

Try that with a Romanian.  The obese/ugly tarts have their niche.  As long as you remember to bring a couple of paper bags.

Offline Quatro

It's quite interesting that market forces don't seem to apply with independent WGs as one might expect them to.

Between £100/h and £150/h there are a huge spectrum of women, some who have great reviews on this site like ~DEE~, Platinum Cindy, Essex Chloe etc and then you have all the clag who have the bad attitudes, the B&S merchants and the plain ugly birds that you wouldn't shag if it was free.

It would be normal to expect the market to price them efficiently, so that the poor service providers were at the £40/£50 level and the best we're £250 or £300 or something.

I wonder why they're all bunched around the same price.

Offline CatBBW

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I'm one of the very big ladies - although I don't think I'm a minger facially, some people might - and I had to put my prices up a while back because the demand was too high and I couldn't cope with all the booking requests. And I DON'T do all the HS, BB etc, in fact I have recently had to scale back services for certain reasons (and add others that I discovered I enjoyed), and guys still want to see me.

I'm not offended by the OP, it's just a question and an opinion, and of course he wouldn't want to make a booking with me because even if he wanted to point and laugh it still costs him money  :D

Anyway, basically there's a market for all types of ladies, and thankfully so for the punting population as there's many tastes and fetishes and kinks out there that would remain undiscovered or supressed if prostitutes HAD to conform to a strict standard of age 18-25, size 6-10, blonde, fully waxed, with size 32C natural-looking tits and offering vanilla.

The most successful ladies - whatever age/colour/height/size/location/etc - will always be the ones who enjoy their work (or at least seem like they do), who don't lie about services and looks, who take their business "seriously", maintain a sense of humour, and know when it's the right time to get out.

Offline Toshiba

I avoid the munters, im paying for a fantasy and i try and get the stunners, that said the best service ive had from a punt called keeva who was amazing sexually but no stunner

Offline dilettante

Oh well Catherine, to quote "War and Peace" re Napoleonic armies marching throughout Russian winters - "the fat got thin, and the thin perished" - I wouldn't last long!  :D

Offline CatBBW

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Oh well Catherine, to quote "War and Peace" re Napoleonic armies marching throughout Russian winters - "the fat got thin, and the thin perished" - I wouldn't last long!  :D

Ha! Not if you were shagging a fat bird at the time - you could eat HER! :sarcastic:


Offline vorian

Oh well Catherine, to quote "War and Peace" re Napoleonic armies marching throughout Russian winters - "the fat got thin, and the thin perished" - I wouldn't last long!  :D

On the other hand, I would have made it all the way to Waterloo.
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Offline wristjob

You so right I have found the plain or ugly girls really are the hottest who really put everything into it.  More satisfying than the stunning looking WGs

Just had a look though the list of girls I punted the last couple of years. The rough ones were also shit. There are exceptions on both sides but in terms of skill & enthusiasm the less attractive girls also gave a lesser service.

Offline wristjob

It's quite interesting that market forces don't seem to apply with independent WGs as one might expect them to.

Between £100/h and £150/h there are a huge spectrum of women, some who have great reviews on this site like ~DEE~, Platinum Cindy, Essex Chloe etc and then you have all the clag who have the bad attitudes, the B&S merchants and the plain ugly birds that you wouldn't shag if it was free.

It would be normal to expect the market to price them efficiently, so that the poor service providers were at the £40/£50 level and the best we're £250 or £300 or something.

I wonder why they're all bunched around the same price.

Totally agree. I think if you go significantly outside this priceband <80 or >140 then they mostly are priced efficiently. I would have thought the internet would help it out, when you book from a newspaper/phonebox you dunno what you are getting and the first girl I ever punted with was gorgeous, and no so long after I ended up with her gran - AW should change that at least. I think a big part of it is PN - the reviews there are so shit and probably largely fake so crap girls will get good writeups. The gloves off approach here will likely cost us dearly in a few years time.

I think another factor is confidence. Some fat old guys might feel uncomfortable punting with a girl significantly younger and more gorgeous so stick to girls they feel are "approachable", and maybe if you are a fluffy that actually works better with the fantasy that there might really be more there than just a financial transaction.

Offline SirFrank

I do like to book girls who look the biz. Fat girls do fuck all for me. That said imagine what a lot of girls have to put up with. I imagine there's a fair few punters out who look like a plasterers radio. Not me of course. I look like I've just stepped out of a boyband. I often think I'm providing WGs with a public service to be honest. When they open the door and see me standing there they usually turn to shit
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Offline smiths

I'm one of the very big ladies - although I don't think I'm a minger facially, some people might - and I had to put my prices up a while back because the demand was too high and I couldn't cope with all the booking requests. And I DON'T do all the HS, BB etc, in fact I have recently had to scale back services for certain reasons (and add others that I discovered I enjoyed), and guys still want to see me.

I'm not offended by the OP, it's just a question and an opinion, and of course he wouldn't want to make a booking with me because even if he wanted to point and laugh it still costs him money  :D

Anyway, basically there's a market for all types of ladies, and thankfully so for the punting population as there's many tastes and fetishes and kinks out there that would remain undiscovered or supressed if prostitutes HAD to conform to a strict standard of age 18-25, size 6-10, blonde, fully waxed, with size 32C natural-looking tits and offering vanilla.

The most successful ladies - whatever age/colour/height/size/location/etc - will always be the ones who enjoy their work (or at least seem like they do), who don't lie about services and looks, who take their business "seriously", maintain a sense of humour, and know when it's the right time to get out.

No you didnt HAVE to put your prices up at all, you decided to put your prices up. You could of just as easily kept your prices at the same rate. What you did is cash in while you can, and nothing wrong with that as what you charge is up to you obviously.

Offline smiths

Totally agree. I think if you go significantly outside this priceband <80 or >140 then they mostly are priced efficiently. I would have thought the internet would help it out, when you book from a newspaper/phonebox you dunno what you are getting and the first girl I ever punted with was gorgeous, and no so long after I ended up with her gran - AW should change that at least. I think a big part of it is PN - the reviews there are so shit and probably largely fake so crap girls will get good writeups. The gloves off approach here will likely cost us dearly in a few years time.

I think another factor is confidence. Some fat old guys might feel uncomfortable punting with a girl significantly younger and more gorgeous so stick to girls they feel are "approachable", and maybe if you are a fluffy that actually works better with the fantasy that there might really be more there than just a financial transaction.

 Why do you think the gloves off approach on here will likely will cost us dear in a few years?

Offline wristjob

If a LOT more punters sign up then crap girls won't get any business and good girls will get loads - and prices will adjust accordingly. There was the "Abdul" thread a few weeks back where a girl got a good review and about 5 other guys went and punted her just to prove if she really was the one in the pics.

Offline smiths

If a LOT more punters sign up then crap girls won't get any business and good girls will get loads - and prices will adjust accordingly. There was the "Abdul" thread a few weeks back where a girl got a good review and about 5 other guys went and punted her just to prove if she really was the one in the pics.

This scenario is unlikely to happen in a widespread way unless most punters were members of or read punting forums in my view, not something i can see happening.

However, for what i call forum darlings i have seen it happen as they cash in while they can. Classic example being Seductive Scarlet who after Jimmy punted with her and posted about it on auto-censored followed by me and many other punters put her rates up more often than she took her knickers off.


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