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11 review(s) for AprilPaisley (10 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Babblefish

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Price paid: £900 for 3 of us 90 min ie £300 each including anal, double anal and  rimming  filming. She wanted to charge more took some haggling before she agreed to this price.

Looks good but as stated before definitely more 40 than 20 in real life.

Saw her a few days ago - she’s an x party girl but that was a while ago. Rates gone up stupidly but now know someone who can distribute content for money - so we may get most of the cost back. Anyway on to the punt.

Ive seen her before years ago at parties - the last few times she had no problem using both hands and her mouth and pussy at the same time.

Saw her with 2 mates on the outskirts of london. The point was we wanted to try a triple anal ie 3 dicks  in her arse and she was a champ willing to try.

Took double anal easily winced a bit when my mate’s 8 incher and mushroom headed cock went in but she took double anal pounding like a champ.

The problem was more logistical with triple anal; we couldn’t find a way to physically do it though we tried lots of positions. The porn stars who do it must be gymnasts!!

Anyway we took turns with double vaginal for a couple minutes then double anal for the entire booking swapping between arse and mouth trying to gape it. She gaped well, even near prolapse towards the end she said it’s her party trick. there was a little drop of poo speck at the end but hardly noticeable (maybe occupational hazard going hard on an arse)

She had no problem with arse to mouth literally filth covered condoms with discoloured arse-lube (not poo just discoloration) and what a filthy slut.

At the end we pulled off Johnnys and came on her gaping arsehole. She squatted like a dog, farted the whole thing out onto a plate on the floor, then licked it clean. She even wiped her hands on her arse to get the last bits of cum off - but we did ask her to do this specifically beforehand. Good gape, PSE. Oh yes we all get regularly tested and don’t bb of course, so only risk of catching smth is from Owo.

She’s getting on a bit but a good performer.  Slightly miffed about the haggling and but otherwise great. Have photos and video too.
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Offline DThunter01

Hi mate nice review

Did april do deepthroat / throat fucking?


Offline Circusboy

Sounds like a perfect punt!

Offline SpaceRaiderDave

Price paid: £900 for 3 of us 90 min ie £300 each including anal, double anal and  rimming  filming. She wanted to charge more took some haggling before she agreed to this price.

Sounds like an sensational fuckfest of a punt but amazing she tried to haggle for more money. £900 for 90 minutes is one hell of a good payday for someone who did 3 X 2 hr busy parties for half that amount.
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Thanks for review, sounds epic.

So you filmed it too - when do we get to the see the videos? Lol  :lol:

Offline sensualencounter

She let you cum on her gaping arsehole???  :scare: :scare: :scare: Is that not bareback anal essentially? Might not be a risk for you guys but she's playing with fire and puts her instantly on my blacklist.

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She let you cum on her gaping arsehole???  :scare: :scare: :scare: Is that not bareback anal essentially? Might not be a risk for you guys but she's playing with fire and puts her instantly on my blacklist.

Seems to be something overly risky what the OP obviously enjoys? Seems quite happy to put others at risk too..
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She is a pornstar who does BB anyway isn't she so she is high risk to start with.


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She is a pornstar who does BB anyway isn't she so she is high risk to start with.

Any pornstars I have been with in the past, obviously need to show clear test results regularly for work, so tend to be more stringent in what they do, so would be a bit strange to risk something like this with untested people..

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None of this is surprising. When mugs are willing to pay £200ph for “regular” English girls, at the same quality who were £20-40 in the early 2000s this is to be expected, chancers will always chance. I recently saw a girl who used to give £20 including anal on union street in 2012 charging £300 (200+100 a levels) now.

And every day more people reviewing these crazy prices as if it’s normal.

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Sounds like you were all "mugs"

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=314340.msg3284611#msg3284611

Lol, no wonder the haggling niggled. anyone get the feeling she was trying to get back the amount she was haggled down on the day ?  :D
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Lol, no wonder the haggling niggled. anyone get the feeling she was trying to get back the amount she was haggled down on the day ?  :D

I'm just amazed that the OP paid more than £20 as his posting history across multiple accounts suggests that he never paid more than that for full service British girls  :rolleyes:

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I'm just amazed that the OP paid more than £20 as his posting history across multiple accounts suggests that he never paid more than that for full service British girls  :rolleyes:

A jackanory perhaps?. Seeing as he is asking for recommendations to do it in August.

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A jackanory perhaps?. Seeing as he is asking for recommendations to do it in August.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=315735.msg3296573#msg3296573

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I've reported him to the mods as I believe he's a previously banned wrong 'un. If I'm wrong, then I apologise.

I just read the review again after a late dinner, wish I had not, put me off my Strawberries and Greek Yoghurt.  :vomit:

I think this went on in his head and he woke up in a wet bed.  :lol:
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I just read the review again after a late dinner, wish I had not, put me off my Strawberries and Greek Yoghurt.  :vomit:

I think this went on in his head and he woke up in a wet bed.  :lol:


"At the end we pulled off Johnnys and came on her gaping arsehole. She squatted like a dog, farted the whole thing out onto a plate on the floor, then licked it clean."

I mean the skilled involved in the above is just mind blowing.  Farting a load of cum located in her arsehole onto a plate?  I hope the plate was not fine china...

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"At the end we pulled off Johnnys and came on her gaping arsehole. She squatted like a dog, farted the whole thing out onto a plate on the floor, then licked it clean."

I mean the skilled involved in the above is just mind blowing.  Farting a load of cum located in her arsehole onto a plate?  I hope the plate was not fine china...

Wonder if it came with any chocolate,  :D  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

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I just read the review again after a late dinner, wish I had not, put me off my Strawberries and Greek Yoghurt.  :vomit:

I think this went on in his head and he woke up in a wet bed.  :lol:

Sounds utter depravity 🤮🤮
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Offline pa5151

You've seemingly gone from three absolutely shit punts to the best punt of all time.

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Haha. Personally I reckon this is true. It's detailed enough. Would April Paisley do it? Probably, I think.

Whether his sexual preferences are in good taste or not is a different matter. People are entitled to think OP depraved, and while I couldn't disagree (this surely falls within the dictionary definition of the word), there is also a risk of throwing stones from glass houses...

Offline Brand242

Has triple anal ever been achieved before in porn? Heard of TP (2 in arse, 1 in pussy), but 3 in arse is some going…

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Has triple anal ever been achieved before in porn? Heard of TP (2 in arse, 1 in pussy), but 3 in arse is some going…


I know there been a three anal fisting done, but 3 cocks on one arse, that will take some doing

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Did she sign a contract or release for the video to be distributed or will you be paying royalties?

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I know there been a three anal fisting done, but 3 cocks on one arse, that will take some doing

Wow. Hopefully for the person there were 3 small fists involved…

Offline Shades


I know there been a three anal fisting done, but 3 cocks on one arse, that will take some doing

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It is relatively regular on this site.....

They have done 4 as well a few times with some girls, but the 4th cock is always a dildo on a machine as the logistics are impossible with the men on the ends of the dicks.

Long dicks makes everything easier as well.


Offline pantywetter

Funny at the people complaining about the price.  3 guys, triple anal, cumming over your arse isn’t exactly an easy way to earn a living.  I’d certainly pass on the offer!

The review reads like it could be true, but I’ve never met anyone who can fart on demand, let alone aim it!


Offline davidgood

Did she sign a contract or release for the video to be distributed or will you be paying royalties?

As April is an experienced porn star with, I believe, a boyfriend who is a well know porn producer I would be surprised if she signed a release for £900. So the OP may not be able to distribute the video.

I know from my experience of April at parties that she is a good multi-tasker and works hard with just maybe one short fag break.

I believe this meeting did take place but some of the things reported might not have taken place.

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The review reads like it could be true, but I’ve never met anyone who can fart on demand, let alone aim it!

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Has triple anal ever been achieved before in porn? Heard of TP (2 in arse, 1 in pussy), but 3 in arse is some going…

There are some total idiots here speculating and shitposting for no apparent reason apart from perhaps, jealousy? no I haven’t had a previous account lol. When I posted something about awcivilizer A bunch of people said I was promoting it - lool even though it’s completely free, until the actual without said it was him. Again, assuming this is people with nothing better to do than speculate, hitpost and shitstir.  :wackogirl:

Yes I did say most of the inflation is because of mugs willing to pay £200 for regular English girls who were going for 20 back in the day - but this was definitely not regular.



To answer your question yes Triple anal is quite common and an entire category and itself, obviously I know porn discussion is not allowed but look it up if you don’t know about it.

I don’t mind spending money for something exceptional, which this was, but I think regular punts should be cheap. I’m hard man to please as I’ve been around and seen/done a lot.

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Funny at the people complaining about the price.  3 guys, triple anal, cumming over your arse isn’t exactly an easy way to earn a living.  I’d certainly pass on the offer!

The review reads like it could be true, but I’ve never met anyone who can fart on demand, let alone aim it!

Not really a fart just pushing out. It’s not hard everyone can do it lol. No skill required just squatting over a plate lol


I don’t understand why people are surprised by this, literally I’ve been doing stuff like this for 15 years, juster with current rates it’s unaffordable
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Offline puntingpumping1920

I don’t understand why people are surprised by this, literally I’ve been doing stuff like this for 15 years, juster with current rates it’s unaffordable

 
TBF, most pornstars that offer "PSE" wouldn't allow a punter to ejaculate in her anus for just £300 per punter
 
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TBF, most pornstars that offer "PSE" wouldn't allow a punter to ejaculate in her anus for just £300 per punter

Not in, but on - but I understand the difference is semantic. Sorry I should’ve mentioned we all had to get HIV spot tested in front of her. You basically spit onto a thing and it gives a result in a few minutes
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Not in, but on - but I understand the difference is semantic. Sorry I should’ve mentioned we all had to get HIV spot tested in front of her. You basically spit onto a thing and it gives a result in a few minutes

Yet more bollocks  :dash:

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Yet more bollocks  :dash:
You can smell the BS too, then.  Glad it’s not just me.

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As April is an experienced porn star with, I believe, a boyfriend who is a well know porn producer I would be surprised if she signed a release for £900. So the OP may not be able to distribute the video.

I know from my experience of April at parties that she is a good multi-tasker and works hard with just maybe one short fag break.

I believe this meeting did take place but some of the things reported might not have taken place.

Regards,

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There was a point to wanting OP to answer this, DG you're a charitable soul in an old skool way.

Hoping his evasiveness on this point isn't telling and it's just something else he omitted to mention.
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You can smell the BS too, then.  Glad it’s not just me.

The OP should call himself bullshitfish  :D

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Not in, but on - but I understand the difference is semantic. Sorry I should’ve mentioned we all had to get HIV spot tested in front of her. You basically spit onto a thing and it gives a result in a few minutes

Did the HIV test time come out of the 90 minutes?

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The OP should call himself bullshitfish  :D

Nah, babble is perfect, a babbling fish blowing bullshit bubbles, not answered LLP,s question on video rights with the latest babbling lol, Hiv tests, signing video releases, haggling over price and 3 cocks up her arse, all in 90 minutes, time is money lol.

Who pays for a punt hoping to get money back from filming it? That is just alien to me.
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Nah, babble is perfect, a babbling fish blowing bullshit bubbles, not answered LLP,s question on video rights with the latest babbling lol, Hiv tests, signing video releases, haggling over price and 3 cocks up her arse, all in 90 minutes, time is money lol.

Who pays for a punt hoping to get money back from filming it? That is just alien to me.

Again, may be alien to you but not to me. I have been a cameraman before but that was years ago.
Video was just done for private, but we discussed formal model release and she said we can talk about it later, basically insinuated she wouldn’t charge more or that it would be a nominal amount. as we don’t yet have a price from the distributor just an approximate figure. Hopefully when we go back to her she won’t want much more or there’s no point doing it and we’ll just keep the video private.

The HIV spots were done at the beginning, and we started it’s only needed for the end. Officially it takes 20 minutes but you get the an accurate result within 3-5 min, just like a covid rapid flow test. It’s the same principle and same type of test.

Again people randomly speculating and shitposting for no reason except jealousy? If you’re that jealous why don’t you just find £300 and do it yourself?

The same exact thing happened with the messages about awcivilizer. nothing better to do than speculate, shitpost and shitstir.  :wackogirl:

Then accusing me of not replying to certain messages, saying cumfarting is hard (it’s not it’s just pushing out, have done it with hundreds of girls mostly civvies), that there is skill involved (there isn’t much).

I don’t have time to spend every day on ukp, but it’s actually been more hassle than it’s worth writing this review - i’ve spent longer replying to the questions and accusations than actually writing the review.
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Again, may be alien to you but not to me. I have been a cameraman before but that was years ago.
Video was just done for private, but we discussed formal model release and she said we can talk about it later, basically insinuated she wouldn’t charge more or that it would be a nominal amount. as we don’t yet have a price from the distributor just an approximate figure. Hopefully when we go back to her she won’t want much more or there’s no point doing it and we’ll just keep the video private.

The HIV spots were done at the beginning, and we started it’s only needed for the end. Officially it takes 20 minutes but you get the an accurate result within 3-5 min, just like a covid rapid flow test. It’s the same principle and same type of test.

Again people randomly speculating and shitposting for no reason except jealousy? If you’re that jealous why don’t you just find £300 and do it yourself?

The same exact thing happened with the messages about awcivilizer. nothing better to do than speculate, shitpost and shitstir.  :wackogirl:

Then accusing me of not replying to certain messages, saying cumfarting is hard (it’s not it’s just pushing out, have done it with hundreds of girls mostly civvies), that there is skill involved (there isn’t much).

I don’t have time to spend every day on ukp, but it’s actually been more hassle than it’s worth writing this review - i’ve spent longer replying to the questions and accusations than actually writing the review.

What a load of bullshit, :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: done cum farting with hundreds of girls mostly civvies, :rolleyes: this bollocks tells me all I need to know about you, :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: you are 100% in my view a billy bullshit merchant and your I don't spend every day on UKP is a typical troll comment loads before you have posted on here. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Not all of us are as fucking gullible as you take us for.

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I've reported him to the mods as I believe he's a previously banned wrong 'un. If I'm wrong, then I apologise.
He's banned now. €15 for anal in Greece as well. Either he's the luckiest tight fisted bastard or a wind up merchant. And as people have said about cum farting I've never heard of any escorts offer it, I thought it was more a gay thing.
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I've reported him to the mods as I believe he's a previously banned wrong 'un. If I'm wrong, then I apologise.

Good call, Hendrix. He reminded me of someone who used to boast about doing street girls in the ass for £10 and got banned then came back. Some turds are hard to flush.

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He's banned now. €15 for anal in Greece as well. Either he's the luckiest tight fisted bastard or a wind up merchant. And as people have said about cum farting I've never heard of any escorts offer it, I thought it was more a gay thing.

Cheers AK!  :thumbsup:


Good call, Hendrix. He reminded me of someone who used to boast about doing street girls in the ass for £10 and got banned then came back. Some turds are hard to flush.

That's him!