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Author Topic: Escorts with shot beds, matresses and unsuitable bed frames. Argh!  (Read 580 times)

Offline RedAlertTourist

Hi there

After deciding to take a break from hiring Escorts for a few Months- I was reflecting on the girls I'd seen this year making comparisons.

There was this one Escort of whom was my crowning achievement- the sex was good, we clicked and more importantly she had a major vaginal orgasm.

What made this happen was simple. Her (nicely furnished) flat had a solid bed frame, a firm (but supportive) matress, soft cotton quilt covers, silk pillows and tight, freshly ironed devut covers. As a result I was comfortable, she was comfortable- and I never lost any traction, energy or momentum due to said choice of bed.
As a result she got every thrust, every bottoming out and every-wthrawal- so Im not suprised she came.

But practically every other Escort has the mos inapproriate matresses and beds. Creaky Cast Iron frames with loose hinges that make the bed rock backwards and forwards (breaking ryhtm of good f*cking). Shot matresses where the bed springs are non-existent and its an effort just to keep stable. Quilt covers coming loose, cheap wooden frames the list goes on.

You'd think with all the money Escorts made they could afford to pop into World of Beds and get a decent sleep easy spring pocket matress and solid wooden bed- especially as they spend much of their days on their backs  :lol:?

Offline smiths

Hi there

After deciding to take a break from hiring Escorts for a few Months- I was reflecting on the girls I'd seen this year making comparisons.

There was this one Escort of whom was my crowning achievement- the sex was good, we clicked and more importantly she had a major vaginal orgasm.

What made this happen was simple. Her (nicely furnished) flat had a solid bed frame, a firm (but supportive) matress, soft cotton quilt covers, silk pillows and tight, freshly ironed devut covers. As a result I was comfortable, she was comfortable- and I never lost any traction, energy or momentum due to said choice of bed.
As a result she got every thrust, every bottoming out and every-wthrawal- so Im not suprised she came.

But practically every other Escort has the mos inapproriate matresses and beds. Creaky Cast Iron frames with loose hinges that make the bed rock backwards and forwards (breaking ryhtm of good f*cking). Shot matresses where the bed springs are non-existent and its an effort just to keep stable. Quilt covers coming loose, cheap wooden frames the list goes on.

You'd think with all the money Escorts made they could afford to pop into World of Beds and get a decent sleep easy spring pocket matress and solid wooden bed- especially as they spend much of their days on their backs  :lol:?

I really dislike a squeaky bed it always puts me off whether others could possibly hear or not. I always if its possible pull the bed away from the wall so the headboard doesnt bang into it otherwise i put a pillow between the headboard and wall.  A very used mattress can hurt so i do prefer a firm to hard one along with my dick.

Offline James999

There was this one Escort of whom was my crowning achievement- the sex was good, we clicked and more importantly she had a major vaginal orgasm.

What made this happen was simple. Her (nicely furnished) flat had a solid bed frame, a firm (but supportive) matress, soft cotton quilt covers, silk pillows and tight, freshly ironed devut covers. As a result I was comfortable, she was comfortable- and I never lost any traction, energy or momentum due to said choice of bed.
As a result she got every thrust, every bottoming out and every-wthrawal- so Im not suprised she came.

If it's the girl i told you about and the quilt cover a green / gold colour, it's probably not as clean as it looks  :D

If it's the girl i told you about and the quilt cover a green / gold colour, it's probably not as clean as it looks  :D

IS THIS THE GIRL YOU PMD ME ABOUT ????

I WILL RUBBER UP BEFORE I GET THERE   :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline RedAlertTourist

If it's the girl i told you about and the quilt cover a green / gold colour, it's probably not as clean as it looks  :D

No it wasn't her- nice try  :cool:

Despite it being a nice sized house James- THAT room looked like a crappy student bedsit that hadn't been furnished since the 1970s.

No her quilt, matress was shot too- so I was less guilty about making a mess over it.

i was too busy enjoying the punt

Offline James999

IS THIS THE GIRL YOU PMD ME ABOUT ????

I WILL RUBBER UP BEFORE I GET THERE   :lol: :lol: :lol:

Depends which one, the one I'm talking about is the one in Maidenhead that is "on holiday" at the moment.


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