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Offline gorge

She has been mentioned before but this picture is just well .. I don't know.

luckily she doesn't escort!

profile : https://www.adultwork.com/1939954 or https://www.adultwork.com/PRINCESSCRYSTAL1

Offline Vivago

That's what happens when you take the wrong girl home to have tea with mother.

Offline SirFrank

Fucking yuk. I spotted her a few weeks back as she was direct cammer of the day on AW. I was going to post a similar thread then but clean forgot. Yeah she looks like a freak. Best mates with Chloe mafia - superstar chav. I suppose if she fell over wearing those shoes it would have a similar effect as jumping off a tall building. Does anyone else think her tits may be fake?
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline mattylondon

She has been mentioned before but this picture is just well .. I don't know.

luckily she doesn't escort!

profile : https://www.adultwork.com/1939954 or https://www.adultwork.com/PRINCESSCRYSTAL1
Horrific!  :vomit:

Offline vorian

Basically everything I personally hate in a look, wrapped up in a single package. Those nails make my stomach turn.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline wristjob

Should post her pic on one of those TS threads - everybody would say she was unconvincing.

Offline mattylondon

Basically everything I personally hate in a look, wrapped up in a single package. Those nails make my stomach turn.
It's pretty darn clear that this woman is fucked up in the head and has issues.  :crazy:

Tony Montana

Does anyone else think her tits may be fake?

I think everything about her is fake.  The word "vacuous" could have been invented for this thing.

Just my kind of girl

Each to their own I guess


Offline vorian

Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Well, that's my nightmares for the next few days sorted.......

Offline Vivago

Wouldn't mind but her pegs are like drainpipes.  Don't look strong enough to carry the weight.

There again some guys go for that look and would see her as a dream girl.

You would have to take care banging her hard though just in case something might fall off :P

Tony Montana

From the top...

Fake hair
Fake eyebrows!
Fake eyelashes
Fake tan
Fake nose
Fake lips
Fake tits
Fake nails

Offline mattylondon

From the top...

Fake hair
Fake eyebrows!
Fake eyelashes
Fake tan
Fake nose
Fake lips
Fake tits
Fake nails
Bit brutal that Lex, for a self confessed fluffy?! I take it this is one who doesn't rock your world? :D

Tony Montana

Bit brutal that Lex, for a self confessed fluffy?! I take it this is one who doesn't rock your world? :D

Just saying it as I see it Matty, I've never said I'm a fluffy - that's a label that you, James, JRC, Daff etc have given me.

Offline mattylondon

Just saying it as I see it Matty, I've never said I'm a fluffy - that's a label that you, James, JRC, Daff etc have given me.
Sounds familiar!   :P


Offline Matium

She has been mentioned before but this picture is just well .. I don't know.

luckily she doesn't escort!

profile : https://www.adultwork.com/1939954 or https://www.adultwork.com/PRINCESSCRYSTAL1

The problem with having falsies is how does she sleep at night?

The pressure caused by those massive fake boobs will cause her breathing and back problems.

Maxi Mounds is banned from air travel over fears that her boobs will, quite literally, explode at high altitudes.




It's the eyebrows and the nails that get me, something not quite right there.

Offline Dani

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I am sorry but when your tits are bigger than your head you know you have taken the surgery too far
This woman in later years will suffer awfully.  even natural large boobs cause issues with breathing and posture as well as bachache torn muscles, disc problems.  A decent  surgeon would have refused to do that surgery as he would know the issues it would cause however a crap one wouldn't give a shit and would just do it regardless of any health issues she will suffer in the future

Picture looks weird to me, the face and upper torso look almost like a computer generated cartoon.

Offline dandaley

Picture looks weird to me, the face and upper torso look almost like a computer generated cartoon.

exactly ^^

foul in every respect  :(


Offline agent47

Fucking hell it's struwwel peter






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