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Offline wolfiesmith69

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Watching the Kemps morning program today the two guests were AJ Odudu & Denise Van Outen, both totally fuckable in their own way, but my mind wandered and I couldn’t stop thinking about them both together with me,
Who would you have as a Celebrity threesome or gangbang ?
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"influencers" Demi Rose and Belle Delphine for me.

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Page 3 girl Lucy Pinder and Kelly Brook

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Having finished Clarkson Farm this week I very much dig his girlfriend Lisa Hogan at the moment so she's definitely one. I think I'd then need to decide between Claudia Winkleman and Victoria Coren Mitchell unless they'd both care to join.

Oh, that one that does the Tesco Club card advert is also very tasty.
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I'd go upmarket with the Middleton sisters. And if Mummy wanted to make it four, I wouldn't say no.

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I would be getting Christina Hendricks and Nigella Lawson to give me a double headed BJ followed by alternating oily tit wanks...And then, both lying on the bed heads together, fingering their cunts, mouths open, as I wank myself and spray into their gobs.
I've not though about this much ! :lol:


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 Carol Vorderman and anyone else, not fussy me :D

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I'd go upmarket with the Middleton sisters. And if Mummy wanted to make it four, I wouldn't say no.

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Just who do you think you are, Kenneth Clarke?  :D

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I would be getting Christina Hendricks and Nigella Lawson to give me a double headed BJ followed by alternating oily tit wanks...And then, both lying on the bed heads together, fingering their cunts, mouths open, as I wank myself and spray into their gobs.
I've not though about this much ! :lol:


You described it so well, I almost could have been there  :cool: (hiding in the wardrobe, obvs).

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Just who do you think you are, Kenneth Clarke?  :D

No, Alan Clark. Kenneth is into jazz and Hush Puppies.

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No, Alan Clark. Kenneth is into jazz and Hush Puppies.


Oh shit, wrong one!!  :lol:

You know the one I mean ADF!  :drinks:

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...although it has to be said, who really knows what he gets up to at the weekend?

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Watching the Kemps morning program today the two guests were AJ Odudu & Denise Van Outen, both totally fuckable in their own way, but my mind wandered and I couldn’t stop thinking about them both together with me,
Who would you have as a Celebrity threesome or gangbang ?

For me its wonder woman and my fave porn star kaz b who actually looks like me.

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Offline The0neAnd0nly

Watching TV earlier and some advert about a plant based burger or something similar came on.

Wasn't interested at all untill this stunning specimen came on - Team GB athlete Laviai Nielsen. She has a twin sister too so imagining a gang bang with the 2, Jessica Ennis and Katrina Johnson Thompson where I get to come across all their 6 pacs  :D  :D  :D

Yes looking forward to the Olympics!

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The spice  girls . Posh done  right up the arse. Fuck baby till she couldn't walk . Sporty and  ginger could do lesbian strap on . With me shooting my load over scarys face.

Offline mr.bluesky

For me its wonder woman and my fave porn star kaz b who actually looks like me.

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 :thumbsup: Girl on girl on girl. Can I come and watch    ;)

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Watching TV earlier and some advert about a plant based burger or something similar came on.

Wasn't interested at all untill this stunning specimen came on - Team GB athlete Laviai Nielsen. She has a twin sister too so imagining a gang bang with the 2, Jessica Ennis and Katrina Johnson Thompson where I get to come across all their 6 pacs  :D  :D  :D

Yes looking forward to the Olympics!

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mmmm me too
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:thumbsup: Girl on girl on girl. Can I come and watch    ;)

In fact if you look like kaz b can I join in  :yahoo:

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Pop group eternal😋😋😋👅👅👅
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Pop group eternal😋😋😋👅👅👅

Louise getting well and truly dominated by the other two . Lol just like real life .

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The one on the right was the glammed-up Asian babe Pakistani-Princess daughter of Citizen Khan IIRC? Phwoar!

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The one on the right was the glammed-up Asian babe Pakistani-Princess daughter of Citizen Khan IIRC? Phwoar!
Probably the only reason to sit through that absolute shite!  :dash: :dash: :dash:
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I actually thought it was pretty good observational comedy  ;)  :D

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I actually thought it was pretty good observational comedy  ;)  :D
It makes Mr's Brown's Boys look like Brass Eye.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

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It makes Mr's Brown's Boys look like Brass Eye.  :dash: :dash: :dash:


I'm with you on Mrs. Brown's Boys though  :thumbsup:

Offline fredhiggins

I would be getting Christina Hendricks and Nigella Lawson to give me a double headed BJ followed by alternating oily tit wanks...And then, both lying on the bed heads together, fingering their cunts, mouths open, as I wank myself and spray into their gobs.
I've not though about this much ! :lol:
Good choice

Offline tynetunnel

kaz b who actually looks like me.

Does she look like you, or do you look like her? 🤔😂

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Martine Croxall and Alice Bhandhukravi.

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Tennis threesome with these two beauties Petra Kvitova and Sabine Lisicki would be fantastic  :D

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Offline suttonporksword

Tennis threesome with these two beauties Petra Kvitova and Sabine Lisicki would be fantastic  :D

Have to agree on sabine. Remenber when she got to the Wimbledon final never heard of her before then. Dont usually watch womens tennis but she made it interesting!

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Offline Stonecold

Carole Vorderman and Rachel Riley. Got the whole mum and daughter vibe thing going too  😆

Offline The0neAnd0nly

Carole Vorderman and Rachel Riley. Got the whole mum and daughter vibe thing going too  😆

And you've got the whole leechy vibe thing going too Stone Cold 🤔


Offline mancsguy1975

Having stumbled by Only Connect this evening, id quite like to feast on VIctoria Coren-Mitchells amble chest / wet pussy, whilst being ridden cow-girl for ages by the very energetic and fit Helen Skelton, finishing off by spaffing my load over coren's huge rack, with skelton licking off the excess.

What a marathon enjoyable session that would be   
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Offline Mikeh38

Rachel Riley, Kirsty Gallagher and chuck in Davina McCall as well :rolleyes:

Offline Punterperson1971

Georgina seaman (David seaman ex-arsenal goalie’s daughter) and AJ odudu
And throw in Lorraine pascale (tv chef)

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And Emma Louise on standby subs bench

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Just who do you think you are, Kenneth Clarke?  :D

I think you mean Alan Clark?

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I think you mean Alan Clark?

Ahem: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=315438.msg3294818#msg3294818

Winkywanky won’t see your correction, by the way. He quit more than three years ago after one too many run-ins with Davey. I had a pint with him last autumn. He’s stopped paying for sex and is content to bum twinks, femboys, sissies etc for free. Finds them on Grindr.

Offline Punterperson1971

I’ll take one from top
One from the middle
And one from the bottom
 stingettes which I think are cheerleaders in the good “ol” US of A

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Ahem: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=315438.msg3294818#msg3294818

Winkywanky won’t see your correction, by the way. He quit more than three years ago after one too many run-ins with Davey. I had a pint with him last autumn. He’s stopped paying for sex and is content to bum twinks, femboys, sissies etc for free. Finds them on Grindr.
Almost forgot about him.
I assumed he'd expired after his fifth booster