Pixie Slut - Outcall - SW London - BDSM meet - zero chemistry& would not shut up

[69Luvva]

Thanks to Ragged for his review here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=315413.0 that reminded me of a punt I'd tried to forget in between lockdowns last year.  His comments were so similar to my experience I thought it worth echoing in case other punters are looking for the same things.

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2hrs - £380
Outcall to my place.

I'm always on the lookout for genuinely kinky escorts and on paper she looks like a perfect sub slut.  I'd checked her PG and a few of her vids and definitely was convinced.  Services list has everything I look for. 

Normally for a first meet I'd stick to an hour tops but I'm a bit out of her usual manor and she was offering a decent discount for the second hour so I stumped for 2hrs to make it worth her while. 

Comms were very efficient, basics agreed on AW then switched to text for the details.

When she turned up I immediately was put off by her cheeky, cheery personality and inane banter - totally at odds with what I had asked for which was a complete obedient "sub slut" experience. I figured she'd get "in role" once we got the paperwork out of the way and got her changed and in the bedroom.

But no - she just wouldn't shut up. She really didn't come across very sub at all - don't get me wrong - she'd let me do just about anything to her - but with a running commentary, lots of laughing and joking the whole way through, and alternating between random chat and this kind of weird encouragement - not the usual "porn star" moaning but nodding away and grinning at me like "yeah, awright my son, go on then, yeah go for it!" in that thick Sarf Lahndahn twang like she was cheering me on at a football match. Literally, in between choking on my cock she'd be giving to more of this encouragement. It was bizarre. 

It was almost a first for me - an escort who is pretty much exactly as advertised, with a cracking little bod that is just my type - petite with perky boobs - and a genuine willingness to do everything on her likes list with gusto - I still had no chemistry with her at all and frankly struggled to stay interested.  It was honestly frustrating but we didn't click at all. 

I even tried gagging her, but that didn't help - she was still looking at me with that same cheery encouragement, nodding away in a manner that said "go on my son, more of that, yeah good on yer!"

I made the most of the 2hrs as best I could but by the end I was the one going through the motions.  I was determined to get my money's worth but it was a chore.

Honestly I had to laugh when I read Ragged's review as I'd seriously blocked it from memory and it all came flooding back! So thanks for that! I think!

It has to be a neutral, because I honestly can't fault her for delivering the services offered - anal fingering, toys, pounding, rimming both ways, bondage, spanking/impact play, sloppy, messy deep throat, choking - it's just they did nothing for me because of her constant chat/ laughter/ "encouragement" and the complete lack of chemistry. 

I've seen her many positive reviews and can see that for some she clicks really well so I think it's definitely a bit of a marmite thing, you'll love her or hate her - if the laughter, inane chat and being cheered on like you're dribbling down the touchline at Stamford Bridge won't put you off then you are in for a treat, as she sucks cock and takes an anal pounding like few I've met! 

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not the usual "porn star" moaning but nodding away and grinning at me like "yeah, awright my son, go on then, yeah go for it!" in that thick Sarf Lahndahn twang like she was cheering me on at a football match. Literally, in between choking on my cock she'd be giving to more of this encouragement. It was bizarre.

  just that idea alone would've put me off... any sort of encouragement during sex puts me off unless it's decently sexual and in the right moment

[69Luvva]

just that idea alone would've put me off... any sort of encouragement during sex puts me off unless it's decently sexual and in the right moment

Exactly! I can honestly say in decades of punting, sugaring and civvy meets I've never experienced anything remotely like it! 😆

[Meursault]

Hilarious.
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Thanks OP 

[jamiekinkxxx]

As per my other response to similar experience this sounds an awful experience,

She def sounds like a 'bratty sub'.... maybe she is sub BUT you need to be really into BDSM and dominant to make her truly submit?

BDSM isn't a game to some people... it can be in their psyche.... in which case they will just not really be able to truly submit to someone who just 'plays' with BDSM.

Just a thought/observation

[69Luvva]

As per my other response to similar experience this sounds an awful experience,

She def sounds like a 'bratty sub'.... maybe she is sub BUT you need to be really into BDSM and dominant to make her truly submit?

BDSM isn't a game to some people... it can be in their psyche.... in which case they will just not really be able to truly submit to someone who just 'plays' with BDSM.

Just a thought/observation

I've been a dom for decades, and my longer-term kink relationships have all been with brats - this was not brattiness. Brats deliberately provoke their dom to get a specific response (punishment or being rougher), and it can indeed be a kind of "testing the bounds" with a dom - but having lived that dynamic many times this was definitely not that. 

It wasn't cheeky resistance, or challenging behaviour at all - quite the opposite - it was encouragement - just the strangest kind of encouragement you can imagine, combined with random inappropriate laughter. 

[69Luvva]

Hilarious.
if you weren't there!
Thanks OP 

When I remembered it after reading Ragged's review I did find it hilarious in hindsight, but yeah not so funny at the time! 

[jamiekinkxxx]

I've been a dom for decades, and my longer-term kink relationships have all been with brats - this was not brattiness. Brats deliberately provoke their dom to get a specific response (punishment or being rougher), and it can indeed be a kind of "testing the bounds" with a dom - but having lived that dynamic many times this was definitely not that. 

It wasn't cheeky resistance, or challenging behaviour at all - quite the opposite - it was encouragement - just the strangest kind of encouragement you can imagine, combined with random inappropriate laughter. 

Understood

[Yankee41]

I rather like her personality.  Ive seen her tons of times and its always been top notch.  She is a sub so its easy enough to get her to stop talking, simply tell her so.  Personally i like her encouragement in some sessions.  Others times i just jam her throat up with my cock so no more talking.

[expeller]

At £90 for half an hour, I found her to be great value for money given the extent of her services.

[Clooney]

Sorry she wasn’t your type, but she actually sounds like she’d be great fun if expectations were managed, and you’ve kind of done that for me.

I used to date a perky little slut who I absolutely hammered in all her holes, pissed in her mouth, made her drink my spunk out of the condom before we went serious and switched to bareback. She just loved it and was deliriously happy throughout.

Eventually I mini gangbanged her with two other guys and we all spunked all over her face and she was just like “yeah, go in then!”

This review actually reminded me of her. I may have to try Pixie Slut out.

[iq129]

I left her a positive review but I found her to be too giggly and a constant chatterbox.

For anyone considering seeing her, I suggest you take this little gadget with you.

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[69Luvva]

I left her a positive review but I found her to be too giggly and a constant chatterbox.

For anyone considering seeing her, I suggest you take this little gadget with you.

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I did try that - but she carried on looking up at me and nodding away enthusiastically so I could almost still hear her saying "go on my son!" in that cheeky chirpy accent.

[69Luvva]

Sorry she wasn’t your type, but she actually sounds like she’d be great fun if expectations were managed, and you’ve kind of done that for me.

I used to date a perky little slut who I absolutely hammered in all her holes, pissed in her mouth, made her drink my spunk out of the condom before we went serious and switched to bareback. She just loved it and was deliriously happy throughout.

Eventually I mini gangbanged her with two other guys and we all spunked all over her face and she was just like “yeah, go in then!”

This review actually reminded me of her. I may have to try Pixie Slut out.

I see from your reviews we have some similar tastes for sure! She is definitely full on and does exactly what she says on the tin, it really was just a personality clash - as others have said they really liked her enthusiasm and she does sound like she'd be right up your street!  So defo fill yer boots, I'll be interested to read your review!