This is a review of a transsexual escort, so if that’s not your thing, don’t read!
So, this punt took place a few weeks ago, I went into it pretty sceptically for a couple of reasons. One being that I vaguely remember her ads floating about years ago. This was back in the backpage days, however I’m fairly certain she used to advertise under a different name - which is usually itself a red flag - but on top of that I felt like I even remembered reading negative reviews on her from back then, perhaps on HA or something like that. But, because I couldn’t for the life of me remember what name she used to advertise under, I couldn’t find any of those reviews anywhere. Secondly, I found it strange that a WG that hot (in pictures she is next level) had no prior reviews I could find on here or on any other site.. but, curiosity got the better of me, so I took the plunge anyway.
As for comms, they were fine. I messaged her on the day I wanted to see her, told her I wanted to see her in about an hour half’s time, for one hour. Which she agreed to so I got ready and went. This all went smoothly.
Price wise, she’s £200 for one hour, which it seems is kind of the regular going rate these days for the Brazilian WGs, I didn’t try to negotiate or anything.
Location was decent. Pretty modern flat located in Paddington. Room is quite small but adequate enough, there is a shower available and pretty much anything you’d need.
She’s very hot, in pictures I’d say she’s a 10/10 and in person a 9.5/10. Hard to explain why but yeah I’d say there’s something a tiny bit different between pictures and the real deal but that’s understandable.
Now the meet is where the neutral rating comes in. So when I arrived she opened the door and was already in her underwear looking super hot - which was great. She led me to the bedroom and I asked if I could take a quick shower before we began, which she said was fine and she led me to the bathroom. Now the bathroom was adjacent to the living room, where I could hear she clearly either had guests or other WGs there with her. She walked into that door first and pointed to the bathroom, leaving the living room door wide open. I scuttled past it nervously as I headed into the bathroom and I didn’t look in but they all would have definitely seen me, which I found pretty uncomfortable and made the whole thing seem really indiscreet.
She must have been standing right by the living room door as once I opened the bathroom door she instantly opened the living room door wide, so I then had to walk past in a towel, which was once again super uncomfortable.
Once we got back to the bedroom I sensed something was a little off, like she was on drugs or something. I couldn’t be sure as I had never met her before so thought maybe she was just usually like this, however my belief was then pretty much confirmed when the first thing that came out her mouth was literally “so, shat do you want to do.. drugs?”
I declined and we got on with the session. She didn’t take any drugs in front of me or anything so that was ok. Her cock is a huge size considering how feminine and passable she is. I’m pretty sure she’s not into kissing, so instead I sucked on her cock, which she made me do in a few positions which was hot. She then told me to bend over as she wanted to fuck me, she eased into it slowly which was good since she’s large, however she then reached around and began instantly wanking me off, which seemed like an attempt to make me cum quick which obviously I didn’t like. I then asked her for poppers as I was slightly struggling with the size, which I had confirmed was in her possession over text before the meet, but she then told me she didn’t have them, so that was annoying as she had lied in the texts.
Now, after this, she seemed to ease into a bit more. She became less mechanical and then seemed to start enjoying it a lot more as we switched up positions and then she started fucking me like crazy. She started really going for it, fucking me so deep and fast while we were both moaning, to the point where I could feel I was going to cum, which we then did at the same time (her into the condom). So, annoyingly, the last 5-10 minutes or so were actually fucking great, which is kind of what pushed this review up to a neutral instead of a negative.
So yeh, frustratingly she’s quite the fucking machine. If she somehow fixed all the other issues she could be a really great punt!
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