Author Topic: Tenerife South - Costa Adeje (Read 13495 times)

Slipperywhenwet70 · « **on:** July 14, 2021, 01:34:32 pm »

Hello UKP,

Does anyone have any up to date information about Costa Adeje?

First time visit soon (hopefully) and I’m looking for massage places (plenty about) or similar that offer full service rather than just HE that are open during the day.

Any intel on prices and if negotiable etc would be appreciated

Thank you. SWW

ronthebrummie · « **Reply #1 on:** July 15, 2021, 06:19:19 pm »

I think there’s been a pandemic the last 18 months?
Would imagine anything happening then has changed now, best to have a look round and report back.

The tyrant · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2021, 08:50:29 am »

Quote from: ronthebrummie on July 15, 2021, 06:19:19 pm

I think there’s been a pandemic the last 18 months?
Would imagine anything happening then has changed now, best to have a look round and report back.
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Hello lasttime I went you have kundalini in playa del Las Americas. Nice place in office block for sensual and tantric massage. Most other massage places seem legit.

OnTheSly · « **Reply #3 on:** November 09, 2021, 08:59:46 pm »

So how did it go? Any news to report back - am thinking of getting some winter sun in a couple of weeks and seeing what the scene is like.

Azucar D Artagnan · « **Reply #4 on:** November 10, 2021, 10:19:48 pm »

Quote from: OnTheSly on November 09, 2021, 08:59:46 pm

So how did it go? Any news to report back - am thinking of getting some winter sun in a couple of weeks and seeing what the scene is like.

Try using Slumi or Passion.com ... the latter is unaccessable from UK so wait til your in Spain

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Aidan1978 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 11, 2021, 05:42:28 pm »

anyone been to the Thai relax house assume its new in americas

OnTheSly · « **Reply #6 on:** November 12, 2021, 03:29:29 pm »

Quote from: Azucar D Artagnan on November 10, 2021, 10:19:48 pm

Try using Slumi or Passion.com ... the latter is unaccessable from UK so wait til your in Spain

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Thanks for this - I've got VPN that has an access point in Spain so I can access pasion.com - is it a good site, generally? Photos to be relied on? The adverts I've just looked at don't really tell much about the ladies and the services they offer - wondering if it's hit and miss like vivastreet in the UK or if it's a *little* more reliable like AW?!

Azucar D Artagnan · « **Reply #7 on:** November 12, 2021, 11:02:47 pm »

Quote from: OnTheSly on November 12, 2021, 03:29:29 pm

Thanks for this - I've got VPN that has an access point in Spain so I can access pasion.com - is it a good site, generally? Photos to be relied on? The adverts I've just looked at don't really tell much about the ladies and the services they offer - wondering if it's hit and miss like vivastreet in the UK or if it's a *little* more reliable like AW?!

Passion.com i feel is more likely to be S and B although it carries the most Indies and Apartments ads where as Slumi has at least a basic feedback system for SPs which perhaps keeps them a bit more honest . That does not take account of most SPs are handy with a Rimmel so their real life appearance is nothing like their working made up face . If she's in a rush or can't be bothered you might get to see her real face

Skillfully applying make up takes time and money ! Punting will always have S and B and Con Artists as that's the nature of the business and some of the element that work or scam with in it . Always has had and always will be like that . Accept it's part of the pursuit of finding what you are looking for i.e avoiding the land mines

OnTheSly · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2021, 04:29:39 pm »

So not really that much different than here then

I've got a Spanish mobile number (eSIM purchased online - super simple) so will try and do some prep before going over there. Saw someone on Pasion.com (that's right, with 1 s, yes?) that I thought looked OK, couldn't find the photos online on a GRIS - so typically a good start... SMS'd in Spanish (good old Google Translate) so let's see what she or the pimp comes back with. Will give my feedback on my return - only downside seems like all the action is in the NE of the island, and I'm on the west coast - about 1.5hrs away by taxi according to Google Maps. Poor choice of location this time round...

FWIW, I couldn't really find anyone on Slumi that really floated my boat.

With Pasion they don't say much, no details of what services, costs or anything - just a sentence or two then a phone number. All the numbers I tried didn't have WhatsApp, Telegram or Viber so had to resort to SMS. They don't make it easy....

ronthebrummie · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2021, 05:03:14 pm »

If you buy the local paper you can find personal ads around the Las Chafiras (airport) area, can’t be sure what you’ll find but they are there.
Had a lovely time with a naturist massage lady in Charco del pina thinks she’s still about, also bit of dogging around the dunes at Playa de la Tajita (Red Mountain)
YMMV

Azucar D Artagnan · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2021, 01:26:50 pm »

Hi On The Sly Check the local paper but for sure there will be SP's on the S.W of the Island but as the Spanish mainly visit or reside in the North or N.E it's to be expected most SP's especially the South Americans will base themselves in those locations . Keep trying for sure there will be Whores based around the European Southern part of the Island

MajorPayne · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2021, 11:18:58 pm »

Anyone tried the various massage parlours in the area? e.g. Sak Thong?

pugg · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2021, 03:14:47 pm »

Just back from Tenerife. Alot of parlours around but most look legit with no "extras".

Went up Av Ernesto Sarti to where Massage Ilona is. Few new places since last visit. Chinese Relax massage had a girl sat out side. Thought I would give it a try.

Girl taller than usual Chinese / Thai girls. No English so she used her phone to show prices, went for 30 minutes for €30 and see what develops.
Spent about 10 minutes having a dreadful "massage" rubbing of my back before asked to turnover. Stood in front so rubbed her legs that she didn't object to so thinking more might be on offer.

See started speaking which the only part I understood was she wanted €100. Seemed alot for HE but after some sign language she was offering full service. We negoiated using numbers on her phone and agreed on €80. Sorted money and did the deed. Not best punt I've had but was ok and better result than i expected.

Total cost less than £100.

Nirvanian · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2021, 10:17:27 pm »

Quote from: pugg on December 10, 2021, 03:14:47 pm

Just back from Tenerife. Alot of parlours around but most look legit with no "extras".

Went up Av Ernesto Sarti to where Massage Ilona is. Few new places since last visit. Chinese Relax massage had a girl sat out side. Thought I would give it a try.

Girl taller than usual Chinese / Thai girls. No English so she used her phone to show prices, went for 30 minutes for €30 and see what develops.
Spent about 10 minutes having a dreadful "massage" rubbing of my back before asked to turnover. Stood in front so rubbed her legs that she didn't object to so thinking more might be on offer.

See started speaking which the only part I understood was she wanted €100. Seemed alot for HE but after some sign language she was offering full service. We negoiated using numbers on her phone and agreed on €80. Sorted money and did the deed. Not best punt I've had but was ok and better result than i expected.

Total cost less than £100.

So important to have a chat here before you delve in, they may well not speak Spanish or English so Google translate might help in the negotiations.

It sounds like they might take the piss with walk ins and no conversation, which is a shame, although I’ve had some good fun there on a few occasions when we’ve both known what’s what.

They also have a sister site, close to the casino where I didn’t have such a good experience, they presumed I’d had a few too many fairly late at night when I was a walk in. A row ensued which of course I won.

Moral of the story - have a chat before you go in to confirm expectations

Nnickie · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2022, 02:53:03 pm »

Yes I called in that Chinese relax place near the casino got a good h/e but could I have got more ffs

Nnickie · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2022, 02:53:57 pm »

I missed out

aspo365 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 11, 2022, 12:15:13 am »

Out there in a couple of weeks, can't wait, I will report back

Cent · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2022, 12:14:29 pm »

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went here cost 40e for 30 minutes lady naked throughout was quite good for a change would go again.Might get more subsequent visits!
I also tried the Chinese place round the corner
massage poor tried to sell extras at 120e so declined
quite a few adverts for the area
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ronthebrummie · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2022, 08:21:16 am »

I`m off to Tenerife in 2 weeks making some initial enquiries found someone on a website wanted €100 1/2 hr and €200 for the hr, way over my budget, but found a nice one on the Spanish equiv. of Gumtree wants €50 for 2 hours thought it was genuine but when asked about extra`s she was a bit vague "what do you mean?" I said discreet she replied we talk when you are here so looking not so bad will get the local papers they have ads in.
Will have a trip report when I get back.

Captainhowdy666 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2022, 10:42:57 am »

Back to the rife in March here but with the lads this time.
Hopefully I get get my end away also
If anyone goes before then and lucks out, post details.
Only ever been with the missus so unable to sample the local poo tang.

Captainhowdy666 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 15, 2022, 01:26:46 pm »

This could be fun.

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ronthebrummie · « **Reply #21 on:** February 25, 2022, 07:42:29 pm »

I’ve been here a couple of days, been having a look round, the “Tantric”places are, for me, to expensive.

Been looking at the escort sites, and been to a couple, to me they’re all B&S got amazing pics but the girls, when you get there it’s not the girl so I’ve walked.

Won’t be bothering again I’ll just enjoy my holiday.

ronthebrummie · « **Reply #22 on:** March 01, 2022, 03:05:24 pm »

Well what a surprise, was browsing the ads away from Los Cristianos and Las Americas towards Las Chafiras which is an industrial area with lots of warehouses and mainly Spanish people live around there.

Came across a Colombian girl advertising the usual everything, started a conversation using translator, told her if your photos aren’t real I’m walking.

Well I’ve punted in UK holidayed in Thailand but never had an experience like this, after a bit of confusion trying to find the place, had the usual behind the door stuff, but she was a stunner, nothing off the menu DFK to start, deep throat bj, rimming the whole girlfriend experience, all holes on show, took it like a star.

Finished took the bag off, massage and together shower.

All for €60 for half hour, was there best part of 45 minutes.

Ridiculous value for money, will defo be going again before I come home Sat.

olkingclancy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 05, 2022, 09:43:17 am »

Sounds great. Can you remember what website you were browsing or even the advert itself although it has probably gone now

ronthebrummie · « **Reply #24 on:** March 06, 2022, 10:10:40 am »

destacamos.com

Be very wary lot of B & S on most of the ads I did txt 2 previous in Los Cristianos and walked, saw the one I went with at Las Chafiras.

Captainhowdy666 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 06, 2022, 11:19:54 am »

I fly out Friday.
May try my luck if I find a strip show.

Slipperywhenwet70 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 20, 2022, 02:58:27 pm »

Apologies but I missed the follow up comments to my original post.

I did have a week’s holiday in July 21. At the time the resort was extremely quiet, relatively few tourists and many places were still shut or had closed down.

My research didn’t give me any good leads for massage places with full service. Feedback was that topless massage with HJ was typically the best offering from some of the more seedy places. Given the situation and COVID risk at the time, I didn’t investigate further.

scarfiman · « **Reply #27 on:** April 01, 2022, 03:36:57 pm »

Does anyone know where the English girl who had the Sex Shop at the Patch went?

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Author Topic: Tenerife South - Costa Adeje (Read 13495 times)