External Link/Members Only I had to see this one for myself based on the previous reviews regarding Deepthroat.
Booked 30 mins for £80 all included.
Comms - All straightforward via text.
Location - Some of you will know the red door location but it was my 1st visit. Fuck me it's not for the faint of heart, directly next door to a pub on a very busy main road. No signs on the door thank god but it is the most indiscrete location I've been to. Not from Swinton so didn't really give two fucks, but I imagine it's just too open for some punters.
Looks - Well, I think it's all been said before. She's rough. Looks mid 40's early 50's who's lived a hard life. The saggy gut was one of the worst I've seen, all over fake tan, fake bleach blonde hair and lip fillers that looked like they were ready to burst. On a positive note, she has great tits, nice ass and legs.
On to the Meet - Once inside and up the stairs, I left the tokens on the table and asked for a shower. I generally always shower before and after a punt. Back in the room and we start with a bit of FK before she goes down on me to the "main event" or main reason for me booking. The OWO was just sub par.
Let me make this clear. She cannot Deepthroat. If your cock stops at the back of the mouth and she can't go any further it's just a standard blowjob as far as I'm concerned. What made it worse was it was toothy as fuck. She scraped my cock all over while trying to DT me. I'm not large by any means probably a little girthier than average but her oral skills are shite.
Once the pain subsided, I went in for a little reverse oral - Massive beef curtains which was a pleasant surprise as you don't see that too often. Her usual butt plug was already in. Had a play with her plug and her pussy before I wrapped up and we tried some mish doggy and a little CG. I also enjoyed the anal but again, nothing special. Her starfish has seen better days
Now at this point, we're nearing the end and I would normally whip the condom off and end with CIM. However, I was afraid of another toothy BJ so just kept pounding away in Mish while DFK and finished in the bag. I can count on 1 hand how many times I've finished in the bag.
Another shower and I'm back out for the walk of shame past the pub and back to my car.
To summarise, it was a decent punt. She was pleasant, eager to please and seemed happy during the punt. I was just disappointed with her lack of oral skill. Is it just me guys or what? When I think of great BJ's, I think of Chloe Bury, Amber, Harriet Appleby, sitkittysit and many more I'm forgetting. Mel just doesn't have that skillset.
I left happy so this is a positive but I don't feel any need for a repeat visit. Mel is a parlour type girl who should be £60 per half hour and £100 per hour max.
