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External Link/Members OnlyMarket Place, Melksham
This afternoon, 1 hour, £150 (Owo extra £10)
Comms- OKTexted her this morning to get the lay of the land, replied within 40 mins. Later when appropriate tried to ring, that began a series of text messages & eventually I booked an hour.
(Lesson learned on this from now on, will only book a 15 mins slot to suss out if they're on the up & up, after this one I've been burned too many times)
Accommodation- Absolutely VileWas invited to a 'studio flat' on the 3rd floor of an old building behind a renovated church. It was horrendous on entry, as expected if you know Melksham. Shared bathroom so that's a bad sign as I walked past, then into the one room rat hole that was fucking disgusting. "I've just moved in." Sure, boxes everywhere, shopping bags full or rubbish, it fucking reeked, the carpet, ugh, honestly, shit stains, burn marks, all sorts. I should have walked... I wish I had, you'll see why... Noticed a large collection of mens clothes including a lot of trainers far too big for this girl. Overall, nasty.
The photos shown on her profile from a few weeks ago are most definitely not this place.
Girl's Appearance- Pretty Bad. Very thin, literally wearing school girls pants. Bad teeth put me off kissing once I'd got in the door & got a proper look at her. It smelt so bad I didn't realise she'd not showered for a while, again put some of that down to a shared bathroom. Weed stink, small tits, hairy snatch that smelt, very gaunt, no colour to her but she'd slapped on a load of make up.
The MeetNoticed one I'd handed the money over & she began to disrobe that she still had a tampon in her knickers. Hang on I said, if you're not well, we can leave it. No no, it's fine. Oh, okay lean back on the bed & play with yourself while I get the old lad going... She did, no eye contact, I got him up to attention & really wasn't feeling it at this point, she leant in & sucked me off, loads of teeth, stop that thanks.
Ok, on with a rubber, & slipped in in a standing missionary kinda awkward thing. No effort, no energy, didn't want to know, no eye contact, kept them closed. Hang on, is that, is that blood? "No no, it's just discharge cos I've come off" she says...
Into doggy, look at my cock, blood on the condom. I'm really, really uncomfortable now but keep ploughing away for a few minutes. The smell is really getting to me now. I pull out & the smell of whats on the end of my cock catches me. I begin to retch, no hang on... Again. She stops are you going to be sick? I just about make it over to the sink before I chunder. She stops & starts getting dressed I stand in the nude haunched over the sink & i'm sick again.
Now, obviously I'm mortified & the session is pretty much over. The smell was just too much to bare, the tipping point being the inadvertent blood sports I had absolutely no interest in.
Look, I know I've done my dough here & I've not had a chance to visit a parlour in Bristol for a while. The thought of someone potentially reliable being on my (almost) doorstep seemed too tempting. But, alas, as with many, many, many punts in Wiltshire, it was an absolute disaster.
I asked for some of the money back & she said; "I 'm not making you leave" this is true, the smell, among other things was. Honestly, I could have stayed & maybe got another horrendous toothy blowy off her, but frankly I'd have rather wanked off my dad than stayed there another second. She'd been texting someone whilst I was vomiting into her sink & all of a sudden I had visions of the extensive collection of trainers coming back in & knowing my luck at this point, probably with a knife.
Here endeth the lesson, no matter what, if you smell a shithole as soon as you get there, bolt. I would have most likely spent that money in a parlour in Bristol instead, somewhere that had at least been hoovered since the 1st lockdown. Sadly, there's a reliability issue there too, recruitment is one thing, the risk of visiting girls who've not been vaxxed another. Still, as whenever I get a bad one like this I'll knock the whole endeavour on the head for a while I think.