Author Topic: Joy Eastwood - Massage - wasted money  (Read 2298 times)

Offline Atrueyorkie

External Link/Members Only - Old link

So I was going to be in the area and had seen the reviews of joy. It seemed hit and miss but it ticked my kinda preference so sent of a text to book. It took quite a while and when on the phone she stressed it was only a part time she was doing this for. Phone called confirmed the appointment and postcode was sent, was told to call upon arrival.

Arrived and called to get the door number, nice residential area and quiet road so discreet. Walked up and she opened the door and pretty much how she was described previously and mature black woman who id say looks like she’s in her late 40’s early 50’s.

First I noticed what’s those tits, they’re big and complimented her frame. It was thinly disguised in a blouse she wore.

Shown the room and it’s quite cluttered, the massage bed looks like it’s been chucked in but I wasn’t too fussed and undressed and lay down.

I kinda went with the flow and let her do what she wanted. Which was very, very repetitive. You could almost predict the next kinda stroke she would do and it was quite sporadic on time spent on the back and legs.

Conversation was continuous throughout. Very friendly woman but extremely chatty and if you’re not the kind to talk then you could find it annoying. On the flip I noticed she had discarded her blouse and it was pretty much a corset she was wearing. I have to emphasise those tits were sublime and I got hard pretty much instantly.

More strokes and I felt that HR was on the cards, there was a few subtle slow strokes on my dick and what she was wearing was promising. Then she said we’re finishing. I couldn’t believe it, I sucked it up and just asked outright and she said she doesn’t do that. In my mind I was thinking clearly you have/did but couldn’t voice how I knew for obvious reasons.

A bit confused I got dressed, I didn’t understand why she’s wearing that outfit if HR is not on offer (ymmv?) very low cut.

Asked how much and she charged me 40 so maybe 60 if she wanted to offer HR.

I would steer clear, nice eye candy but it seems you’ll be playing Russian roulette with this one.

Offline Magner

I have seen joy twice and both times received hand relief but very worrying that a few fellow punters have not, I don’t understand why she would do this except for maybe a power trip?? I will and recommend others make 100% clarity on the phone from now on that a happy ending is included before visiting again. Things we have to do to pay for a handjob  :dash:

Offline Atrueyorkie

I have seen joy twice and both times received hand relief but very worrying that a few fellow punters have not, I don’t understand why she would do this except for maybe a power trip?? I will and recommend others make 100% clarity on the phone from now on that a happy ending is included before visiting again. Things we have to do to pay for a handjob  :dash:

I wanted to call her out on her bullshit but had to hold my tongue. Hmm calling and asking for it over the phone is a bit iffy, I don’t think most like confirming on a call especially if they’ve never seen you. I got incredibly unlucky hopefully others are more fortunate

Offline simon07

What was her location as link has expired.

Offline Atrueyorkie

What was her location as link has expired.

The one in the title, Eastwood. She doesn’t advertise anymore as far as I know

Offline DeadFox

See my review. She did the same to me. One time I got HR and the next time I assumed the same. However, she just stopped after a long tease.

She's also very political (I'm saying nothing more). Her ad is up and down like a Ho's draws (unlike her own, ironically). If you are tempted, make sure you confirm the service level first.

Just read your review again, I did call her out on it and said last time I paid the same (£60 and I confirmed this by text before hand) and I got HR. She said she doesn't do HR so I'm mistaken. I left it at that as I'm not getting into a fight in a strange house with god knows who else being there.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2021, 08:01:01 pm by DeadFox »

Offline Atrueyorkie

See my review. She did the same to me. One time I got HR and the next time I assumed the same. However, she just stopped after a long tease.

She's also very political (I'm saying nothing more). Her ad is up and down like a Ho's draws (unlike her own, ironically). If you are tempted, make sure you confirm the service level first.

Just read your review again, I did call her out on it and said last time I paid the same (£60 and I confirmed this by text before hand) and I got HR. She said she doesn't do HR so I'm mistaken. I left it at that as I'm not getting into a fight in a strange house with god knows who else being there.

Yeah I read your review which made me skeptical about taking the punt, but I was a sucker for what appeared to be ticking all my boxes. I won’t go back again unless it’s explicitly confirmed that hr is on the cards as it was essentially a tease with guaranteed blue balls at the end :dash:
« Last Edit: July 08, 2021, 11:58:02 pm by Atrueyorkie »

Offline lougb1

Yeah I read your review which made me skeptical about taking the punt, but I was a sucker for what appeared to be ticking all my boxes. I won’t go back again unless it’s explicitly confirmed that hr is on the cards as it was essentially a tease with guaranteed blue balls at the end :dash:

Have you got a viable link? or just the phone number?? Fancy a YMMV with this one!!

 :D

Offline Atrueyorkie

Have you got a viable link? or just the phone number?? Fancy a YMMV with this one!!

 :D

No link but I’ll have a look for the number  :hi:

Offline cmspunk

Yes would be interested in number as well if possible?

Offline DeadFox

The number is on my review. I can't say if it's still current or not.


07754 236311


Offline Atrueyorkie

The number is on my review. I can't say if it's still current or not.


07754 236311

Yeah that’s the one I used. It’s worth noting it seemed a struggle to organise so I don’t think she’s actively doing massages

Offline radioman33

I think she’s near progress road the a127 end ?

Offline lougb1

The number is on my review. I can't say if it's still current or not.


07754 236311

Not answering calls or sms, so guess dead letter

 :hi:

Offline cmspunk

I got through and spoke to her but she didn’t seem interested so didn’t pursue it.

Offline lougb1

Eventually answered sms to say locked down and returning to massaging end of month...

Have other fish to fry....

 :D