Cleopatra listing: External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £150 for 1 hour
Date: July 2021
Communications: Very quick. Called agency number to save time and they confirmed within 2 minutes, then followed-up by text. Noticeably, the follow-up text included a line encouraging UKPunting reviews - first time I've seen this.
Location/place: A few minutes’ walk from Gloucester Road station. Easy to find. Quite a nice area, fancy street. Flat had a lovely sitting area, and was well furnished. Facilities were good, and bathroom was very clean and well stocked.
Appearance: Drop-dead gorgeous, beautiful face. I would say her selfies on the Cleopatra listing are accurate. She told me she was 23, and stands at around 5'6". Her figure is amazing - she has a toned, skin-tight, tanned body. Her boobs are quite a handful too. She is Romanian, and told me she had been in the job for 4 years.
Service: This is where it fell short, but it took it's time to reach what qualifies for a negative review, so bear with.
She greeted me with positive enthusiasm and looked genuinely happy to see me when she opened the door. Confident in her approach, she immediately asked me where I was from and we just got chatting away. She offered me a drink (full drinks cabinet), and invited me to sit on the couch while we got the introduction, paper work, and expectations/requests out of the way. We seemed to get on well, aided by her good conversational English and direct nature. We got to the bedroom and offered me a shower, which I happily took.
After showering, we both undressed. Up to this point, she was physically distant but we were in continuous conversation. She positions me on the bed after looking a bit awkward in a half-way-house, and starts to give me some decent OW. Her beautiful face would get anyone excited. She then asks me what position, and starts to ride me. I notice for the first time how finely-tuned her body is and how delightful her boobs are. Anyway, after a few minutes of fake moaning, we switch to doggy. She tells me okay, but not to go too hard. At this point, I felt like I was catering to her needs more than mine, but respected her request of course. After a couple minutes of more OW, she then says to me "I'll take the condom off and you can finish" - I just reply "oh, er, okay" as we were only about 25 minutes into the session.
After more than 5 minutes of a handjob, and seeing that she looks a bit bored/frustrated, I simply said "I can take quite a while to come". I felt this was entirely justified, as I wanted more from the session, and it was clear that a handjob wasn't going to finish me off halfway through. She replied, "I know", to which I asked "how?". In response, she said that I told her, and when I asked when, she said before. We sort of crossed wires, whereas I thought she said I had told her on a different occasion, she was trying to say she acknowledged what I had said, and that's it. She pulled a very held-back enraged face, to which I simply asked her if everything was alright.
Anyway, we continued. A handjob was never going to work, so I finished myself off while grabbing her boobs. I mostly came on myself, laying down, but a squirt did land next to me on the bed cover. She broke out into a mini rage in her native language, and immediately cleaned the stain up. I asked her if everything was alright, just to try and level with her, and she answered yes, but it is because I wasn't careful. She also cleaned me up which I appreciated, but it kind of sent mixed signals. I asked her what was wrong in a bid to rationalise with her, but she responded by mimicking our earlier back-and-forth, and then told me she doesn't like people who twist the truth (not a direct quote, but words to that effect).
I again asked her if everything was alright, as I didn't quite get why it went from 0-100 so fast. She rhetorically asked me if I was going home, and then responded by saying that it was just her spirit (personality).
It's worth noting that at this point that I am getting dressed ready to leave, and the conversation continues as she leads me to the front door. I again tried to level with her and asked how it went from perfect to so wrong, and I would have seen her again up until before. She told me that she had never had a client come on her bed covers before, and said that if I visited again I should first go to Primark and by replacement linin for £20. She said that I was trying to get her to say something bad so I could use it against her, and kept repeating that she had done nothing wrong. I was kind of bewiled, I think I even laughed at one point because it was a bit ridiculous how it kicked off. Anyway, I left after a total of 35 minutes, and she told me never to visit an escort again. Charming!
I was genuinely confused by it all. I know I pushed an explanation quite a lot, but that’s my character too. I want to try to rationalise and understand things, and couldn’t quite make sense of it all. Maybe she genuinelymisinterpreted my intentions, and reflecting on the above, I think I did ask once too many times what was up. She has quite a lot of positive reviews on another agency, I will try to find again. I think if you avoid pissing her off, and can come fairly easily, this could be a good one.
Update: I recall now that she told me she had bad experiences with Diva. And I've just found she is listed as "not recommended" by Babes of London for her bad attitude and not delivering commission.
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