Perhaps my expectations were too high from other reviews but I found this girl to be mediocre and laughably fake.
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Great all done by text. Nice and easy
Location
Slightly pokey basement flat in Bayswater
The girl
When she emerged from behind the door I was disappointed. I knew her agency photos were photoshopped but even her selfies must be years old. She must have been knocking on the door of 40. Slimmer than expected but that just made her fake tits look slightly ridiculous. Her boob job isn't great. They don't feel at all natural.
The meet.
Perhaps I have should have walked when I saw her but with so many positive reviews decided to give it a go. I regretted not walking.
Started with a shared shower. She kisses in a really weird way, although she uses her tongue it was not at all sensual. Did this weird windmill thing with it. This has been noted in other reviews but I didn’t realise just how odd it was. I didn’t like it at all. She did an ok BJ in the shower. Kept filling her mouth with water from the shower. Not sure why. It did nothing for me, perhaps she likes the taste?
Moved to the bed. More mediocre owo. I then returned the favour. Hygiene was good but she was completely over the top with fake moans and shudders. Didn’t allow any fingering. I found the whole thing fake and more what I would expect from a £60 pnd.
I then asked her to rim me. Now this was the highlight of the punt. I cannot fault her on this, I've not received better rimming. She was enthusiastic and went deep whilst wanking me off. She did this for quite some time and it was this and this alone which pushed this review to neutral rather than negative.
From the rimming we went into missionary. I found her pretty passive apart from the stupid ott moans and fake dirty talk. We switched to doggy. Again very ordinary. The awful moaning and stupid “I love your cock bayyybeee”s were doing my head in and I lost wood as a result.
She gave me a massage and used her hands to get me semi-erect but again her technique was nothing special. I ended up finishing myself off into her mouth.
As there was time left she suggested a massage. This seemed to consist of her just pressing hard on various parts of my body. Neither therapeutic nor sensual. With 15 minutes on the clock still to go I took a shower and left. Got the "You come see me again dahhhliinggg?" and had to bite my tongue and not tell her to give it a rest. An at best average punt and would have been negative for me if not for the rimming.
One final word of warning. She seems to use heavily scented products. May make things tricky for married punters.
That’s been 3 mediocre punts on the trot now (looking back I was too generous with my last two reviews they should have been negative/neutral rather than neutral/positive). Really need a win on my next one!