TOPLESS Massage - Linda - Bayswater

[DavieOne]

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Quick Summary: Saw her after her Covid break. Didn't enjoy as much as the last time due to accommodation.

Onto the review.

I've seen Linda before and have had great times. Here is a link to my previous review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=290294.0

It was much of the same as last time. Without having to retype all the things I had mentioned in my last review, I will just talk about the changes compared to last time. The new flat, which I will admit probably impacted the meet more than I thought, is a lot more discreet, its not on a main road and there aren't many prying eyes. I know that sounds like a positive but that's as far as the positives go for this new pad. The room where the action takes place is tiny, honestly I didn't even know you could get rooms this small in London. It kind of reminded me of the box flats you'd find in Tokyo, not ideal, you can't really even spread your arms around if you really wanted to and the shower is literally a box. You may be thinking how this affects the service, well the biggest drawback is now there is no massage table and not even a double bed, the whole ordeal takes place on a single bed which gets cramped quickly and restricts touching. Honestly laying face down was quite uncomfortable during the massage parts as there is no head rest as there is on a table. It also raises the hygiene issue as there's no sheets that seem to be replaced after each person, now realistically you're not going to catch anything (or shouldn't do anyway) but for those of us that prefer things to be clean during a massage it's worth noting. Last thing I'll say about the pad is there is a communal toilet, which isn't exactly ideal, so you're instructed to use the bathroom before the massage if possible.

Essentially, if and when Linda upgrades to better accommodation, my thoughts would probably be a positive but as it stands, the cramped atmosphere takes away too much. I'm not blaming Linda herself as the service was probably similar but the effectiveness of the delivery of services suffered because of the accommodation.

Logistics
Email to get number
£40 hh

Location
Much better location on the outside, massive downgrade from last on the inside.

Looks
6/10


Positives:
Extreme VFM
Good FBSM
Even better Lingam

Neutral:
Small shower

Negatives:
Inside the accommodation is a massive downgrade.

Would I return?
Probably not at this location

[aae]

I second this. I have seen her once since her return and will not bother to return. Used wipes with other people's spunk lie right next to the bed in an open bin bag. Her pack of wet wipes fell straight into it while I was there.

Not ideal, sadly.