Author Topic: Polish Lisa - Hemel Hempstead - Overrated (Read 4129 times)

SlimShady · « **on:** July 03, 2021, 07:42:19 pm »

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Decided to visit her because there are plenty of good reviews. However, my experience was totally different.

Pros:
1. Modern & clean flat. No cameras or concierge.
2. Her face is really pretty.
3. She provides decent DFK.

Cons:
1. We agreed for 1h, however when I arrived she said that it's 30 mins max because there is another booking soon

2. She works with another SP, which is in the 2nd room. So might hear another punter.
3. Her tits are fake, however they looked like cubes to me. I do like enhanced boobs but when job is done well. Otherwise don't save save money on the surgery!
4. There was extra skin on her belly (there were folds), which is super repulsive. Might be due to pregnancy.
5. Her OWO was with teeth.
6. She asked me to do massage for her, not the other way around

7. During sex she was holding a condom with her hand. I hate when SPs do that

Obviously I won't return.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2021, 07:41:02 am »

Thanks for the review and a bit of perspective on this SP.

dubhcarr · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2021, 11:46:55 am »

thanks for the review OP sorry it did not work for you. I would have walked if the SP cut a 1hr booking to 30 mins Fkk the other booking I expect the promise/contract to be honoured. While the greedy SP is thinking about her money she is not considering punters time. It takes me a time commitment of 3 hrs on average for a 1Hr booking. Sometimes popularity goes to a SPs head and they forget the basics. She is off my list as there are plenty of SPs who do honour their booking commitment.

WAY-WARD · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2021, 01:29:33 pm »

Thanks for your review. It seems to be a harsh negative on top of 28 positives. I agree with Dubhcarr, you should have walked once she cut your hour in half.
Do you think it's possible she just didn't like the look of you for some reason.

Slowjoe · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2021, 01:37:10 pm »

Thanks for the review OP

I booked to see her a month or so ago due to the glowing reviews. 1hr session, all confirmed. I ended up being 10 minutes late (did send text saying I was a few minutes away). Faff getting in flat, but let in. Met by some olive skinned girl who was definitely not Lisa. Asked where Lisa was and told that as I was late, she is in another booking. Fuck that must have been arranged quick as I was only 10 minutes or so into my 1h hour booking time. The girl who let me into the flat offered herself for same rate, but thought no thanks and walked. Didn't leave a review as my fault for being late, but seeing comments about your hour booking becoming 30 minutes OP, confirms she must manage her time back to back.

honmonster2000 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2021, 02:35:48 pm »

Again Thanks for leaving this feedback. I was really looking forward to meeting Lisa after all the positive reviews. Think I'm going to wait a while till the hype dies down. After reading your review and the other two comments. Hopefully, the next punt will be much better.

Often Visitor · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2021, 04:39:27 pm »

I have seen her 3 times and never had a problem she is the nicest WG I have met, never in a hurry always friendly, she does check to make sure that the dom is still on when you change positions cant blame her for that

but something must have been wrong 25 positives? her figure is awesome and never noticed any fat around her nor has anyone else that I can remember, she has had a kid so its never going to be like a washboard

king tarzan · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2021, 04:48:34 pm »

Quote from: Often Visitor on July 04, 2021, 04:39:27 pm

I have seen her 3 times and never had a problem she is the nicest WG I have met, never in a hurry always friendly, she does check to make sure that the dom is still on when you change positions cant blame her for that but something must have been wrong 25 positives? her figure is awesome and never noticed any fat around her nor has anyone else that I can remember, she has had a kid so its never going to be like a washboard

Will you be going to Goldsmiths wedding ring section??

Often Visitor · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2021, 05:26:11 pm »

Ha fucking Ha KT

book her yourself and then ask the question

aj12345 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2021, 06:46:23 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on July 04, 2021, 04:48:34 pm

Will you be going to Goldsmiths wedding ring section??

Hahaha brilliant

People seem to be getting upset with this review. Although a positive experience for me, I'd agree with the list of cons in this review. Barring 6 and 7.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2021, 06:59:17 pm »

At least we know who the fluffy fanboys are.

bedhedred · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2021, 07:17:42 pm »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on July 04, 2021, 06:59:17 pm

At least we know who the fluffy fanboys are.

Count me in. 😂 She's in my top 10 for 2021.

finn5555 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2021, 07:38:32 pm »

She’s had a colossal amount of cock in a short time with good reviews so I guess any negative report is going to be questioned, some solid reviews wouldn’t deter me against this negative

aj12345 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2021, 07:51:06 pm »

Quote from: finn5555 on July 04, 2021, 07:38:32 pm

She’s had a colossal amount of cock in a short time with good reviews so I guess any negative report is going to be questioned, some solid reviews wouldn’t deter me against this negative

Good point

lamboman · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2021, 07:55:32 pm »

Quote from: finn5555 on July 04, 2021, 07:38:32 pm

She’s had a colossal amount of cock in a short time with good reviews so I guess any negative report is going to be questioned, some solid reviews wouldn’t deter me against this negative

His review no need to question it,I'm not put off by it either but another might change my mind.
Standards might be slipping.

mrx007 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2021, 09:03:08 pm »

She's a great looking girl with nice tits that took a mouth full of my salty fuck paste.

Only thing I would say is: £80 for 15 minutes is not cheap and she won't take a true facial (only lower half of her face).

Will review soon.

Taggart · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2021, 12:50:18 am »

Well, OPs report has led me to seriously reconsider my options next week. Lisa was top of my list, now I just don’t know. I’d read other reports about her boobs and stretch marks, other punters reporting probably being polite. Shame as I was looking forward to some DFK and fingering.

Punting isn’t half frustrating.

DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2021, 10:24:11 am »

Quote from: Taggart on July 05, 2021, 12:50:18 am

Well, OPs report has led me to seriously reconsider my options next week. Lisa was top of my list, now I just don’t know. I’d read other reports about her boobs and stretch marks, other punters reporting probably being polite. Shame as I was looking forward to some DFK and fingering.

Punting isn’t half frustrating.

And how frustrating is not punting at all?

This neg hasn't taken her off my list but in any case she's never in Hemel when I click her profile. E.g. today: Stafford.

smiths · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2021, 10:38:47 am »

Quote from: finn5555 on July 04, 2021, 07:38:32 pm

She’s had a colossal amount of cock in a short time with good reviews so I guess any negative report is going to be questioned, some solid reviews wouldn’t deter me against this negative

Well it wasn't long ago I punted with her and reviewed her positively on here, a very good WG in my experience of her with a very good attitude with me and I would see her again if in an area good for me, unless loads of negs started to stack up. I mentioned a little bit of loose skin round her stomach probably due to childbirth in my review but it was minor to me. Also yes she has false tits as I also mentioned but they were ok for me, I have seen a lot lot worse.

If what had happened to the OP happened to me I would of walked as I book a punt for the agreed time not to get it cut short due to the next punter. That's the WGs problem to time manage so that alone warrants a negative review in this case in my opinion.

smiths · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2021, 10:47:41 am »

Quote from: Often Visitor on July 04, 2021, 04:39:27 pm

I have seen her 3 times and never had a problem she is the nicest WG I have met, never in a hurry always friendly, she does check to make sure that the dom is still on when you change positions cant blame her for that but something must have been wrong 25 positives? her figure is awesome and never noticed any fat around her nor has anyone else that I can remember, she has had a kid so its never going to be like a washboard

To confirm I clearly stated she had some loose skin around her stomach area in my pos review probably due to child birth so that info has been on here since at least May when I did the review. As to something must of been wrong 25 positives, this is the OPs experience of her, his punt, his rating, few WGs are perfect all the time sadly. To cut a punters agreed punt time in half is a low life tactic in my view and deserving of a neg review, which is the rating I would also of given.

onedivergent · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2021, 12:10:08 pm »

I made it very clear on my review which was positive about this lady and said i'm not sure why other reviews leave that out about her mommy tummy and make out she's a gym godess because of her pretty face. Let's have it right and maybe less OTT chat though I was also clear it doesn't impact her service for me on her unconditioned midriff.

The previous for people to blatantly avoid mentioning notciable things- Well that doesn't sit right with me so fair play in the review here you mention how you found the experience! And a balanced perspective.

king tarzan · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2021, 12:16:20 pm »

Quote from: smiths on July 05, 2021, 10:47:41 am

To confirm I clearly stated she had some loose skin around her stomach area in my pos review probably due to child birth so that info has been on here since at least May when I did the review. As to something must of been wrong 25 positives, this is the OPs experience of her, his punt, his rating, few WGs are perfect all the time sadly. To cut a punters agreed punt time in half is a low life tactic in my view and deserving of a neg review, which is the rating I would also of given.

Would you give her one?

smiths · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2021, 01:17:47 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on July 05, 2021, 12:16:20 pm

Would you give her one?

I did give her one when I punted with her, and as I said I would of given her a neg on here for cutting my time short and would of walked.

king tarzan · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2021, 01:21:55 pm »

Quote from: smiths on July 05, 2021, 01:17:47 pm

I did give her one when I punted with her, and as I said I would of given her a neg on here for cutting my time short and would of walked.

Agreed..👍

smiths · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2021, 01:34:15 pm »

Thanks to Daviemac for moving this review to the correct region.

Author Topic: Polish Lisa - Hemel Hempstead - Overrated (Read 4129 times)

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