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Author Topic: SHROPSHIRE Massage  (Read 166039 times)

Offline Dellboy

I think the girl you used to visit is Marina a friend of Lanas, she should be able to give you details, I think she is Rainbow Dreams, interested to know if you see her, a good looker by all accounts

As reported on here she is now totally legit

Offline Madone1

I think it is.  Can't see any Gumtree ad at moment.
She is tall blond. Does the massage in her kitchen but is very very amenable!
Getting on still good value but I don't like it in the kitchen!

Ok yeah the kitchen wouldn't be my first choice for a handjob but if it's good I don't care where it is. :thumbsup:

Offline Frenchy4012

I might be a bit thick on this one is Lana the same girl as Lena on gumtree?

Yes Lana and Lena are the same person  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Offline Diplomat

Ok yeah the kitchen wouldn't be my first choice for a handjob but if it's good I don't care where it is. :thumbsup:

The kitchen doesn't sound appealing but I'd be more concerned about eating something cooked in there after all that extra sauce has been flying around!

Hoping to get to Thai moon this week, looking forward to it

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Offline Madone1

The kitchen doesn't sound appealing but I'd be more concerned about eating something cooked in there after all that extra sauce has been flying around!

Hoping to get to Thai moon this week, looking forward to it

 :lol: I can be quite the sauce launcher if rubbed the right way. :cool:

Offline Diplomat

Does she rub it right for you? I'll check the ceiling when I get to see her!
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Offline Dellboy

Does she rub it right for you? I'll check the ceiling when I get to see her!

 :lol:
Didn't make the ceiling but did get close to the fridge/freezer!!!!  Lol

Offline ash1980

any links pls for Lana. I wanna check out the saucepans. . :-)
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Offline Diplomat

any links pls for Lana. I wanna check out the saucepans. . :-)

Look to a full review and description of her saucepans!

Black coffee please
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Offline ash1980

Thanks for the link.. will hopfully explore tye kitchen. shame there is no face body pics...  :hi:
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Offline Spaceman24

"None sexual service" she claims.. Can anybody verify this from past experiences in her kitchen?  :D. And what would you rate the massage?
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Offline Madone1

"None sexual service" she claims.. Can anybody verify this from past experiences in her kitchen?  :D. And what would you rate the massage?

They all say that on gumtree it's the rules for the site.

Offline Spaceman24

Just not long went and had myself a massage from Lana, £30 for around 50 minutes as she had "other things to do" so I said that was fine.. Very nice relaxing massage and as Shropshirelad mentioned, nice spells of ball touching and cock teasing... I managed to get a few gropes of her firm ass but I didn't want to push it too far as it was my first massage with her.. Very nice lady and very engaging with conversation.. All around 8/10 for me and I would visit her again just simply because she is a nice woman. (I didn't mind it being in the kitchen either)  :lol:
Banning reason: Suspect troll

Offline Diplomat

Did the £30 include HE? Did she dress up in any Ann Summers gear, as suggested at the start of the post? What age figure etc?
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Offline Frenchy4012

Just not long went and had myself a massage from Lana, £30 for around 50 minutes as she had "other things to do" so I said that was fine.. Very nice relaxing massage and as Shropshirelad mentioned, nice spells of ball touching and cock teasing... I managed to get a few gropes of her firm ass but I didn't want to push it too far as it was my first massage with her.. Very nice lady and very engaging with conversation.. All around 8/10 for me and I would visit her again just simply because she is a nice woman. (I didn't mind it being in the kitchen either)  :lol:

Just spoke to Lana and she said you are telling lies, there was no ball touching or cock teasing and she said you never touched her.
I have known Lana for many years and I believe what she said is true so why do you tell lies about her ?
The only true bit is she does a very nice massage and she is a very nice lady.
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Offline Dellboy

Just not long went and had myself a massage from Lana, £30 for around 50 minutes as she had "other things to do" so I said that was fine.. Very nice relaxing massage and as Shropshirelad mentioned, nice spells of ball touching and cock teasing... I managed to get a few gropes of her firm ass but I didn't want to push it too far as it was my first massage with her.. Very nice lady and very engaging with conversation.. All around 8/10 for me and I would visit her again just simply because she is a nice woman. (I didn't mind it being in the kitchen either)  :lol:

I have known Lana for probably 7 years and IMO there is no way she did what you have described for £30.

Offline Dellboy

Just spoke to Lana and she said you are telling lies, there was no ball touching or cock teasing and she said you never touched her.
I have known Lana for many years and I believe what she said is true so why do you tell lies about her ?
The only true bit is she does a very nice massage and she is a very nice lady.

The prat has just been banned!

Offline Frenchy4012

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Offline Roadster

So, to be clear, for those of us who have lost the plot with this discussion:

Lana is Lena, as in

https://www.gumtree.com/p/swedish-massage-services/swedish-massage-by-telford-lady/1168538900

is that right?
Does she offer a quality massage?
Does she offer anything else?
Are her chrages the usual rates?
Is she good looking?

Thanks.

Offline Frenchy4012

So, to be clear, for those of us who have lost the plot with this discussion:

Lana is Lena, as in

https://www.gumtree.com/p/swedish-massage-services/swedish-massage-by-telford-lady/1168538900

is that right?
Does she offer a quality massage?
Does she offer anything else?
Are her chrages the usual rates?
Is she good looking?

Thanks.
Yes Lana is Lena,
Don't think she offers any extras
Usual rates.
She is about 45 but still looking good..
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Offline Roadster

Okay Thanks for putting that straight.  :hi:

Offline Diplomat

Just spoke to Lana and she said you are telling lies, there was no ball touching or cock teasing and she said you never touched her.
I have known Lana for many years and I believe what she said is true so why do you tell lies about her ?
The only true bit is she does a very nice massage and she is a very nice lady.
I think we are moving into dangerous territory when a masseuse discusses a client with another client, which is then posted on the forum.  There was no dispute that the service happened, his description seemed fairly routine for this type of service, only the amount paid seemed unusual. I would feel uncomfortable if anyone I had visited discussed my visit with another client
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Offline Dellboy

I think we are moving into dangerous territory when a masseuse discusses a client with another client, which is then posted on the forum.  There was no dispute that the service happened, his description seemed fairly routine for this type of service, only the amount paid seemed unusual. I would feel uncomfortable if anyone I had visited discussed my visit with another client

I think you have missed the point that the guy was a troll and his report was BS. Hence the reason he has been banned.

Offline Turtle Z

Ok yeah the kitchen wouldn't be my first choice for a handjob but if it's good I don't care where it is. :thumbsup:

yes, she has you laid on the ironing board though.




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