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Ad:I visited Wellness Massage Shop approx 2 weeks ago after finding it on gumtree:
External Link/Members OnlyLocation:Location is on a busy road and privacy is almost non-existent, but I did not mind because I had genuine aches and pains and was hoping for any kind of massage - deep tissue ideally.
Once Inside:Once you get into the place, there's a camera looking at you and you've got to buzz to get in. This is where things got weird. On the text, I had all kinds of different names available, Lulu being the one I thought I'd booked. When I got in, I said "hi lulu" only to be told she was someone else. This put me off a little bit because the names
seem to be made up - I can't put my finger on it, but something seems off about all the names. It's almost like they give fake names on text, then real names when you get there. (Unfortunately I can't bloody remember the name of who I saw now due to the confusion!!)
I hop onto the table fully nude and lay on my front. The massage was very, very light and if I'm honest, I was beginning to think it was a total waste of money. And halfway through that's when it happened... The (unknown named) lady whispered: "you want extra?" - her English was very poor unfortunately because I asked what was on the menu and just got asked "you want extra?" a second time.
I assumed she was talking about HE and since I had £20 on me, I said "ok". She made me get off the massage table and get the cash first. Fair enough. She asked for £30. I said "sorry only got £20" and she said, "no, £30." After a bit more uncomfortable chat, she accepted £20.
The issue with the name, and the English not being great had really caught me off guard. I found it a little bit difficult to get in the zone at all. I went back face down on the table, got 5 mins more massage and then she told me to turn over. Next up came about 1 litre's worth of baby oil once I'd turned over. It wasn't a turn on and all I could think about was getting a shower and getting it off me. We were now 45 mins into the massage. Soon enough she'd gave up with about 10 mins to spare. Yes, i'd paid £20 for what turned out to be around £5 of HE, which didn't even wake it up.
I decided it just wasn't happening for me that day. I saw some positive reviews pop up and went back another time and got a (somewhat) better service, so i'll be posting a positive review right after this.
Total cost: £40 1 hr massage, £20 hr
