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Offline StevenSELondon

....I seem to have completely lost it!

Having 'retired' from visiting a few regular SPs on AW since becoming a taken man, I still have an itch that needs scratching.

Perfect solution, to me, is the fbsm option - *almost* guilt free.

Trouble is, as soon as I get within line of sight of the massage shop I completely lose my bottle and stroll past!

I know, I know, London's a busy place, noone cares etc

I don't want to spend my life trapsing around London looking for discreet parlours!

Any tips to get me up and running?

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Offline StevenSELondon

Haha, yes indeed.

Should have braced myself for that one!

Any insights other than growing a pair would be appreciated  😀

Offline Convince Me

....I seem to have completely lost it!

Having 'retired' from visiting a few regular SPs on AW since becoming a taken man, I still have an itch that needs scratching.

Perfect solution, to me, is the fbsm option - *almost* guilt free.

Trouble is, as soon as I get within line of sight of the massage shop I completely lose my bottle and stroll past!

I know, I know, London's a busy place, noone cares etc

I don't want to spend my life trapsing around London looking for discreet parlours!

Any tips to get me up and running?
I'll accompany you all the way inside the parlour, you just need to pay for my session. Deal?

Offline Often Visitor

Now is the perfect time mate just put a mask on :dash: nobody would recognize you  :yahoo:

Offline Fuzzyduck

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....I seem to have completely lost it!

Having 'retired' from visiting a few regular SPs on AW since becoming a taken man, I still have an itch that needs scratching.

Perfect solution, to me, is the fbsm option - *almost* guilt free.

Trouble is, as soon as I get within line of sight of the massage shop I completely lose my bottle and stroll past!

I know, I know, London's a busy place, noone cares etc

I don't want to spend my life trapsing around London looking for discreet parlours!

Any tips to get me up and running?

That's a change of heart. You were looking for cum queens only a month ago. Still, do tell us how the conversation with your Mrs goes when you try to explain to her that FBSM isn't cheating :D. Walking around Soho you often see blokes hesitating outside walkups or keeping their heads down as they scurry past. Makes me smile.

I do remember the anxiety though from my early days punting, particularly when you're standing like a muppet at the door and they won't let you in. The only thing I can recommend (besides manning the fuck up) is to try some breathing exercises and positive mental thinking before you get there (look at the stuff posted online about preparing for job interviews or important presentations). For example, I stand with hands on hips, stick chest out, eyes closed, deep breathe and visualise success - in this case just strolling up to a parlour and walking through the door. Oxygenating the body and feeling confident will really help.

Alternatively, you find a few places a little out of the way, e.g. Maya massage in Hammersmith is down a quiet side street.

Best of luck, and don't forget to review.

Ps: don't even think about all the CCTV around the place..

Offline StevenSELondon

Thank you Fuzzy. Was hoping for a grand finale (so to speak) with a cum lover!
Will def try the more discreet ones and build up some momentum!

Did manage to get in to Raj of Kilburn recently which is fairly discreet, but pretty poor experience...is that typically what you should expect when it comes to the hidden locations?

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Ever considered that you might "like" the latest OH enough that your conscience has resurfaced?

I understand someone who turns to punting for the first time because their wife isn't delivering sexual satisfaction (anymore) either by choice or because the bloke is too ashamed to discuss his (developing) needs to see if she will indulge, given those needs are clearly conveyed to her as enough for him to be so unhappy he'll look elsewhere.

A seasoned punter getting into a "relationship" with a woman who obviously won't or quickly turns out not to be open to his fully expressed sexual desires seems to be a self-sabotager or someone intent on pissing women off by cheating on them.  There are so many "vanilla" punters here and many more that haven't expressed any seriously kinky shit that they should be able to find OHs they won't "need" to cheat on; sure the likes of Mr Shins or the hung-like-donkey, dominant face-fuckers may struggle to find everything they need at home, but if you're not sexually-wired to be faithful then...

If you want to fuck about with lots of strange and do shit that the ordinary lass won't do then admit it to yourself that that's your m.o. and just get on with it. 

There is no "almost" cheat, you either subscribe to sexual fidelity or you don't.

Offline StevenSELondon

Fair comments LLP.

I just miss the frill of the taboo I guess, the paid touch of a stranger.

Offline Malvolio

Abstain from sexual activity for a week - if that doesn't put you in the mood for a punt then I think you may have developed EAS for your other half - which may not be a bad thing.

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Abstain from sexual activity for a week - if that doesn't put you in the mood for a punt then I think you may have developed EAS for your other half - which may not be a bad thing.

We 'ope there's uh lorrah lorrah luv and laffs for 'em bohff.

Offline v54

....I seem to have completely lost it!

Having 'retired' from visiting a few regular SPs on AW since becoming a taken man, I still have an itch that needs scratching.

Perfect solution, to me, is the fbsm option - *almost* guilt free.

Trouble is, as soon as I get within line of sight of the massage shop I completely lose my bottle and stroll past!

I know, I know, London's a busy place, noone cares etc

I don't want to spend my life trapsing around London looking for discreet parlours!

Any tips to get me up and running?
Take a walk down Little Newport Street, they will be pulling you in by the arms and legs. 

Offline JustaPunter

I have been punting throughout lockdown, about once or twice a month depending on workload at work.

As already said above.

TTMTFU and crack on.

Offline JustaPunter

Abstain from sexual activity for a week - if that doesn't put you in the mood for a punt then I think you may have developed EAS for your other half - which may not be a bad thing.

EAS for the missus?

I think that ship has sailed….😂😂😂

Offline JPin

For example, I stand with hands on hips, stick chest out, eyes closed, deep breathe and visualise success - in this case just strolling up to a parlour and walking through the door. Oxygenating the body and feeling confident will really help.

Excellent advice. The simple, but highly effective, power of breathing and positive thinking is the key to many a successful pursuit.

Offline charlesx


Alternatively, you find a few places a little out of the way, e.g. Maya massage in Hammersmith is down a quiet side street.



I am looking to visit one of these places for the first time. Lack of bottle isn't the issue for me. I am just wondering if Maya's is a suitable venue for a beginner. The reviews seem a bit mixed.

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I am looking to visit one of these places for the first time. Lack of bottle isn't the issue for me. I am just wondering if Maya's is a suitable venue for a beginner. The reviews seem a bit mixed.

I haven't been to Maya's for a long time but it was a nice set up IMO. Clean overall, decent shower and, in the main room, you have the choice to taking the massage on the floor (with a massive mirror placed lengthways against a wall) or on a therapy table. However, the variation comes down to the girls. Some are better than others. Always had a good time with Maya and Lena but they are long gone. I can't comment on the current roster.

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I haven't been to Maya's for a long time but it was a nice set up IMO. Clean overall, decent shower and, in the main room, you have the choice to taking the massage on the floor (with a massive mirror placed lengthways against a wall) or on a therapy table. However, the variation comes down to the girls. Some are better than others. Always had a good time with Maya and Lena but they are long gone. I can't comment on the current roster.

Thanks for the info. What's the difference if you have the massage on the floor or on a table?

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Thanks for the info. What's the difference if you have the massage on the floor or on a table?

The floor is a more sensual experience IMO. The mirror makes a big difference. With the table, you can get more of a proper therapy and the masseuse will just hop on if you're going for B2B. I quite like a combo: work some muscles on the table and then adjourn to the floor for the B2B. IIRC only one room is big enough to accommodate a massage on the floor, so you might not get the option. HTH. Let us know how you get on.

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The floor is a more sensual experience IMO. The mirror makes a big difference. With the table, you can get more of a proper therapy and the masseuse will just hop on if you're going for B2B. I quite like a combo: work some muscles on the table and then adjourn to the floor for the B2B. IIRC only one room is big enough to accommodate a massage on the floor, so you might not get the option. HTH. Let us know how you get on.

Thanks again. This is all very interesting. I am usually too distracted to look at a mirror - even when it's on the ceiling! I am very tempted to make the trip to Hammersmith ...