Author Topic: Chinese massage - Glasgow  (Read 5542 times)

Offline Uncle Buck

Visited this establishment a couple of weeks ago.

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Location:
2 minutes from Central Station. It’s a bona fide shared building with multiple occupants covering many different business sectors. When inside the main building, the list of occupants and what floor they are on is signposted clearly so no problems so far.
I therefore make my way towards the stairs, delighted with the apparent anonymity of walking around a large building - no one would ever know where I was going and who I was visiting.
However, a few short steps later, I’m faced with a security guard sat behind his desk  :scare: who asks me who I’m there to see. I tell him and he says he doesn’t think they’re working today. I tell him I have an appointment so he says a he’ll take me to their “office”.
So now I’m walking up to whatever floor I’m going to, following an elderly security guard, making small talk and pretty much out of my comfort zone. We get to the door, he knocks loudly and then another old geezer opens the door, confirms my booking and ushers me in to an empty room. Then he was los out with the security guard and tells me to wait. When he reappears he tells me to go into the next room - which I do. Hesitantly.

SP:
Middle aged Chinese lady - slim and fairly pleasant. She was wearing leggings, a dress, a face mask and a protective (Covid) visor. The room is fucking roasting hot. I undress, she watches, we agree £50 massage (no mention of extras which I’m not too bothered about all of a sudden - purely based on the old geezer who I assume is sat through the wall).

Services:
Really good massage, plenty of attention to legs, bum and a few accidental swipes/ touches. A very pleasant experience. I made the appropriate noises and moves to let her know I like the accidental swipes so she is quite happy to concentrate on this area. I touch ass and tits through her clothes and she gestures the universal “don’t you want a wank” sign language. I nod and agree the £20. Very good finish and I come all over her hands and on her top. She cleans up and whispers to me not to mention the extras.

I pay the £70 which she stashes into her handbag.

I am then accompanies down to the street by the old geezer (the security guard is nowhere to be seen now) whilst engaging is some small talk.

This is a neutral because of the lack of discretion. If I’m going for a FBSM, I really only want to meet the SP. I definitely don’t want to be talking to and spending time with a security guard and another gentleman - who, via the small talk is the SPs partner.



Offline Jock D

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Informative review UB :hi:

I don't like the sound of the set up...or her OTT garb.

Over the years, I've been to a few 'commercial settings', for a FBSM and generally speaking they are just not a suitable environment...for what should be a totally relaxed and chilled out pleasure experience :thumbsdown:


Offline Uncle Buck

Totally agree Jock. The last paragraph in my review sums up my thoughts.

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Offline Jock D

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Could have been worse...if you'd ventured down the road to the Pentagon Centre, which is currently running with the 'Carry On Massaging with Judy', show :sarcastic:

Offline Gunner1

Cheers for the review. I was eyeing this 1 up, but defo won’t go. Don’t like the sound of the setup at all.

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Ditto.

Cheers for the review UB. A large part of the massage "experience" for me is just relaxing and letting your mind and stresses go. Hard to do in such a commercial environment.

Offline Uncle Buck

 There simply doesn’t appear to be any really good SPs in the Glasgow area....

Offline CrespinWolfe

Fucking hell. I was seriously considering giving this place a visit, but that’s me out. I could just about tolerate having to meet and deal with “Compo”, but an old security guard too is just far too much. I can just imagine the old fart clumping heavily up the stairs, rapping on the door loudly, adjusting his hearing aid and then balling out for all to hear that there’s a laddie here for his massage appointment  :scare:

Offline Joey4141

Thanks for the review.  I've made my mind up.  Will wait until they relocate.

Offline Uncle Buck

Fucking hell. I was seriously considering giving this place a visit, but that’s me out. I could just about tolerate having to meet and deal with “Compo”, but an old security guard too is just far too much. I can just imagine the old fart clumping heavily up the stairs, rapping on the door loudly, adjusting his hearing aid and then balling out for all to hear that there’s a laddie here for his massage appointment  :scare:

That’s unnervingly accurate   :crazy:

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That’s unnervingly accurate   :crazy:

Crespin works as a security guard at a shared business unit in Glasgow....  :P

Offline Problem Child

Dealing with the security guard wouldn’t really bother me.
What does put me off though is the minder.
I’m possibly being unfair, but if there’s any hint of “security “ or a maid for any foreign SP’s I automatically worry about trafficking and coercion.

Offline Glasgow28

Thanks for the review. Again I was considering this place as have seen it discussed on the massage forum and would be handy when working in town. But as the above have said absolutely will not be going. To be escorted up the stairs by a security guard is bad enough but then for it to open to another guy, who then escorts you back out the building once done.... absolutely awful. Think I'd have made excuses and left

Online Trickus

Dealing with the security guard wouldn’t really bother me.
What does put me off though is the minder.
I’m possibly being unfair, but if there’s any hint of “security “ or a maid for any foreign SP’s I automatically worry about trafficking and coercion.

If it’s the Usual older woman who does the massage then she Said she has been in the U.K. for years and not trafficked (well that’s what she said to me when I got the massage there ages ago). Her English is quite good.

Plus from What both her And the old guy who is there said (At that time) they are / were dating each other

Offline Uncle Buck

If it’s the Usual older woman who does the massage then she Said she has been in the U.K. for years and not trafficked (well that’s what she said to me when I got the massage there ages ago). Her English is quite good.

Plus from What both her And the old guy who is there said (At that time) they are / were dating each other

I agree. They’re definitely a couple.

Offline Massagetugga

Suppose if Last of the Summer Wine had a wannabe pimp, Compo would be it  :sarcastic:

When he was doing up the Edinburgh “establishment” (now gone thank F) I thought the Chinese woman must’ve been his other half. She didn’t ever seem to work in the Edinburgh place to the best of my knowledge.

Enterprising fellow I suppose