I have been a member a while but not done much punting in England as I used to live abroad until late last year.
I prefer massages (but will sometimes step over into FS on rare occasions) and have been experiencing some of the local talent, or lack of tbh and thought it was about time to give back to the community so there will be a few reviews from me as I try to get up to date.
External Link/Members OnlyI saw Lucy a few months ago, turns out I had seen her years ago Chester Green way, this place was in Alvaston.
Arrangement: Lucy was a bit tricky to communicate with to make a booking, and was actually threatening to cancel the booking as I was a few minutes late (which I told her about) as I had trouble parking. She was a bit of curtain twitcher when I approached.
Location: Not the best or worst part of Alvaston, parking might be tricky. Building looked a bit run down and once inside the bathroom was a bit of a massacre, and so was the room the massage took place in. Think a little bit nicer than a crack den.
Masseuse: Lucy has a really nice body, and I would say her face is cute. I don't think I would look back in the street
Atmosphere: Lucy is a bit bonkers, which I normally don't mind but there was nothing sensual about the occasion, more fake enthusiasm and noises which rather annoy me.
Massage: The massage was below par to be honest, it all had a sense of: All I need to do is rub my tits a bit (I went for a b2b), make some noises and you'll be happy. I don't like that lazy approach.
Ending: Mechanical with fake noises.
Cost: It was a while back so can't quite remember, but probably around the £80 mark for b2b
It's neutral because although Lucy did do a b2b massage with hj, it was average and I won't be going again.
