1 Hour Incall @ £200. Debated as to whether to make this a light green positive but on reflection settled on a neutral.
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External Link/Members OnlyComms : I was on a bit of a deadline and therefore went to extra lengths to track this SP down without paying top dollar via the agencies. In the end I booked using the number that appeared on her flatmate Grappa's Kommons profile. The SP speaks f**k all English so I'm amazed I got to see the SP I wanted without using an agency, even via this circuitous route

Location : Ropey flat just off Edgware Road in that vast Park West complex that I and many readers have no doubt been to several times over the years. She's moving to Kensington in a day or so. She said herself the flat was shit and she couldn't wait to move.
The girl : It is 100% the one in the photos (see pic attached for closest resemblance). She's less blonde / more brunette than in many of the pics but still has blonde highlights. Perhaps inevitably a little less glam than in the photos but as she was wearing the same outfit and had many identifiable traits I knew it was 100% her. I'm delighted to report to all the haters that she is female

Hailing from Sao Paolo she has a lovely pair of natural C's which even the most hawkish paranoid member of this board would have to admit means she's not a TS

Among her attributes she's got great legs and absolutely perfect teeth and an all over tan which was a bit let down by her skin being a bit dry. A bit of moisturiser would sort that but it didn't encourage me to run my hands all over her body as much as I'd like

If you saw her walking down the beach in her bikini you would definitely ogle her

Service : This was where it was a bit meh. No OWO much to my consternation even though I'd got it confirmed prior. She even tried to get away with no OW

Even at my most charming & persuasive she wasn't having it. The kissing was a bit hard work to occasionally get some DFK and this disrupted the flow a bit. Once we were on to the main act it was one of those punts where you can see this is an inexperienced SP who loses herself in the moment and focuses on getting herself off - she came a lot and became quite de-focused on providing a service. Like all Brazilians they shout "Oi Oi" all the time but the inability to talk / direct the SP made this punt a bit of a chore at times. Dont get me wrong it was great to pummel a hottie like this but it wasnt exactly one for the ages

Conclusion : I'm glad I saw her (esp below agency rates). I fancied her the minute I saw her pics. Maybe if she wises up as a service provider and in more glam surroundings she might make the grade. She was a lovely girl. We had some informative chats via Google Translate for what it's worth (not much

). All in all a bit of an amateur operation. I won't be returning. YMMV
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