Author Topic: TOFTT Faren - Diva : Edgware Road. So called 'AwesomeHottie' ish SP  (Read 4948 times)


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Offline The Night King

1 Hour Incall @ £200. Debated as to whether to make this a light green positive but on reflection settled on a neutral.

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Comms : I was on a bit of a deadline and therefore went to extra lengths to track this SP down without paying top dollar via the agencies. In the end I booked using the number that appeared on her flatmate Grappa's Kommons profile. The SP speaks f**k all English so I'm amazed I got to see the SP I wanted without using an agency, even via this circuitous route  :dance:

Location : Ropey flat just off Edgware Road in that vast Park West complex that I and many readers have no doubt been to several times over the years. She's moving to Kensington in a day or so. She said herself the flat was shit and she couldn't wait to move.

The girl : It is 100% the one in the photos (see pic attached for closest resemblance). She's less blonde / more brunette than in many of the pics but still has blonde highlights. Perhaps inevitably a little less glam than in the photos but as she was wearing the same outfit and had many identifiable traits I knew it was 100% her.  I'm delighted to report to all the haters that she is female  :D  Hailing from Sao Paolo she has a lovely pair of natural C's which even the most hawkish paranoid member of this board would have to admit means she's not a TS  :D Among her attributes she's got great legs and absolutely perfect teeth and an all over tan which was a bit let down by her skin being a bit dry. A bit of moisturiser would sort that but it didn't encourage me to run my hands all over her body as much as I'd like  :(  If you saw her walking down the beach in her bikini you would definitely ogle her  :crazy:

Service : This was where it was a bit meh. No OWO much to my consternation even though I'd got it confirmed prior. She even tried to get away with no OW  :dash: Even at my most charming & persuasive she wasn't having it. The kissing was a bit hard work to occasionally get some DFK and this disrupted the flow a bit. Once we were on to the main act it was one of those punts where you can see this is an inexperienced SP who loses herself in the moment and focuses on getting herself off - she came a lot and became quite de-focused on providing a service. Like all Brazilians they shout "Oi Oi" all the time but the inability to talk / direct the SP made this punt a bit of a chore at times. Dont get me wrong it was great to pummel a hottie like this but it wasnt exactly one for the ages  :unknown:

Conclusion : I'm glad I saw her (esp below agency rates). I fancied her the minute I saw her pics. Maybe if she wises up as a service provider and in more glam surroundings she might make the grade. She was a lovely girl. We had some informative chats via Google Translate for what it's worth (not much  :D ). All in all a bit of an amateur operation. I won't be returning. YMMV






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« Last Edit: June 26, 2021, 03:09:29 pm by The Night King »

Offline SlimShady

AW shows 250ph, did you negotiate or she upgraded the price?
Cheers

Offline yesbby

Pretty sure I saw this one representing Brazil in the men's olympic weightlifting team. Must have got hold of some excellent hormone therapy pills to grow such a fine pair of tits

Offline The Night King

AW shows 250ph, did you negotiate or she upgraded the price?
Cheers

This AW profile has been updated quite a bit in the last 24 hours incl the price rise. It was showing £190 originally. Name is now changed to Loren Pretty. Total bullshit write-up about her 'oral technique' too. Not worth £250 :thumbsdown:

Offline golden bull

Shame….. she looks good in the vid posted on palacevip I think.

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Offline The Night King

I see Diva have whacked her price up to £350ph which is ridiculous given her below par service levels and her grotty flat  :dash:

That video on Palace VIP is shot using a beauty enhancing ring flash light and I agree the SP looks a-mazing in it  :dancegirl:

Maybe someone can upload a GIF and we can see if any of the keyboard warriors still want to claim she's a man  :lol:



Offline newbie2014

Rang her AW number, impossible to arrange a meeting.

Lots of horny fuckers out there or prioritising on Diva customers!

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Pretty sure I saw this one representing Brazil in the men's olympic weightlifting team. Must have got hold of some excellent hormone therapy pills to grow such a fine pair of tits

Oh no  :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare:
Must say looks all authentic woman to me..
The ow and dfk crap puts me off..
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I see Diva have whacked her price up to £350ph which is ridiculous given her below par service levels and her grotty flat  :dash:

That video on Palace VIP is shot using a beauty enhancing ring flash light and I agree the SP looks a-mazing in it  :dancegirl:

Maybe someone can upload a GIF and we can see if any of the keyboard warriors still want to claim she's a man  :lol:

I actually have a GIF of her but cannot upload as the page keeps switching to a new review page. Sorry. Only if PP1920 was around, hopefully he remembers he is not banned permanently lol.
« Last Edit: July 04, 2021, 10:48:56 pm by Payyourwaymate »


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is this the one?

Yes it was but it was not working for me. Did the one I tried to upload show? Or did you convert it yourself?

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Yes it was but it was not working for me. Did the one I tried to upload show? Or did you convert it yourself?
I just quickly made my own one on the phone.

I uploaded it to postimage and linked from there. I think it is too large to be directly uploaded to UKP.

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I just quickly made my own one on the phone.

I uploaded it to postimage and linked from there. I think it is too large to be directly uploaded to UKP.

I see, thank you.


Offline hunt_simon

Thanks for the review ''The Night King''.

So we can be 100% she is not a post op? I'm really willing to see her soon, so I don't want to end up in an unpleasant situation.