Riley /Hod /fail

[bedhedred]

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Riley

Looks. If you go on twitter there's plenty to set your expectations. Face pics also. I knew what I was getting. I assumed that because she'd done porn, she  would have a great attitude and be fun and flirty, right?
Wrong.

The punt began to remind of a song some of you might remember.
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I got a bit of kissing and foreplay but she wriggled out of it soon enough. She would not stop talking and it meant that the action never flowed. She had to verbalise every little thought that popped into her head.

Owo was average. I asked but no DT. I was told no cim. Bit of wanking. Mirror was badly positioned so no porno show either. As I got more "nos", I realised that this was such a restricted rushed encounter and my money was down the lavatory in effect.

We moved on to the shag She was tight and gave me a couple more kisses. Then she wanted to change and made a clockwatcher comment about little time. We had 10 minutes left by my reckoning.
A few moments into mish, I might have been on the home straight to a bust. Instead she stopped me mid flow. Back to square one.

Once back inside her, I tried a few more strokes. Her vocals were annoying me.
Soon, she tells me "I don't think you're going to come".

That's my line and my decision! Well and truly annoyed by this point, I pull out and look for my clothes. Punt abandoned at 22 minutes.
 
The rabbiting continued until I managed to get dressed and out of the room.

So much for English "quality".
I've heard lots about how awful Romanian girls are written by know-nothing twats on the pages of ukp. The MK Roms I've reviewed in April and May would wipe the floor with this piss poor performance.

 




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[Magic500]

Thanks for the heads up.
I was so close to seeing her last week but glad I didn't.

[bedhedred]

Thanks for the heads up.
I was so close to seeing her last week but glad I didn't.

Pleased to be able to help others. Maybe my R&D money wasn't totally in vain.

This was 70 quid but next month this type of experiment will sting 80 quid.

[LLPunting]

Any indication she was under the influence or a genuine case of the verbals?

Why 80 next month, did I miss a memo or industry marketing campaign?  Or you mean HoD are upping their prices?

[WARSZAWA16]

Why 80 next month, did I miss a memo or industry marketing campaign?  Or you mean HoD are upping their prices?

Yes.
HOD are indeed upping their prices from 1st July:
30 mins from £70-£80
45 mins from £100-£120
60 mins from £130-£150
 

[bedhedred]

Any indication she was under the influence or a genuine case of the verbals?

Why 80 next month, did I miss a memo or industry marketing campaign?  Or you mean HoD are upping their prices?

No drugs, just annoying. 😕

Prices up. 😕

[iq129]

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I got a bit of kissing and foreplay but she wriggled out of it soon enough. She would not stop talking and it meant that the action never flowed. She had to verbalise every little thought that popped into her head.

For anyone considering seeing her, just pretend you are deaf. Take a hearing aid with you and tell her that your hearing aid has run out of batteries.

Typical time wasting tactics. Just like a cricketer who in trying to draw the match, continues to move the sightscreen, changes batting gloves and fakes an injury to get the physio on the field.

I once spent an hour with an escort and she basically read out her autobiography to me.

Shameful behaviour that in my opinion is theft.

[iq129]

I just checked her profile on the HoD website. Her most important service, CONTINUOUS TALKING, isn’t even listed.

[bedhedred]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that line?

I genuinely think that she would have had a nice one way chat for the full time without having to actually do anything.

[simon07]

Thanks for This review. Saved me wasted travel and cash. 

[LLPunting]

Yes.
HOD are indeed upping their prices from 1st July:
30 mins from £70-£80
45 mins from £100-£120
60 mins from £130-£150
 

Thanks, another reason to just not bother with this shady outfit, wonder if their prices for boys in blue will go up too?

[Steve2]

Thanks, another reason to just not bother with this shady outfit, wonder if their prices for boys in blue will go up too?

Pretty sure that they will still have to offer "mates rates" to avoid getting busted

[bedhedred]

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Now there's an AW profile! GF?

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Let's have some chat guys. Get to know each other. Before. Then we can have fun next time. 😂😂😂😂

[MysteryManNo.7]

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Now there's an AW profile! GF?

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Let's have some chat guys. Get to know each other. Before. Then we can have fun next time. 😂😂😂😂

She's clearly had that for a while looking at the views, nearly half a million!

[bedhedred]

I think it's a profile purchase.

Looking at the wording now. It's clearly her own.

She goes on about germs ad nauseam. Just remember as a punter "you will never be clean enough for her".

[bedhedred]

Cheers pp. 

[Heph]

Well and truly annoyed by this point, I pull out and look for my clothes. Punt abandoned at 22 minutes.

And that is the only thing to do: they know it costs a guy a lot to refuse to complete - and they don't get to to bank the 'at least I made him come' cheque.  More importantly, you get to know that you didn't capitulate and endure more lousy service by going for the unhappy ending.

kudos!