External Link/Members OnlyRecently saw Tamzin after she caught my attention at GEA when I saw she was added and after a couple of great meets with Freya, I figured I'd branch out and try the newbie, especially with the previous review. Which led to my first bad punt in years of doing this.
Location - Usual flat near the Squinty Bridge and hotels.
Comms - As painless as ever with GEA, all sorted within 10 minutes via text.
Girl - Her in the pictures. Skinny but a bit of a mum tum. Usual editing of the pictures and WG/agency lying about her age. She's easily mid-40s and not the stated 36. Smoker's teeth and not the prettiest girl I've seen - more scheme mum than MILF or even mumsie. Small-ish very obviously fake tits and not a great job.
Meet - Buzz up and into the flat painlessly enough. Usual behind the door greeting with a smile. She's wearing a black slip and heels which I find sexy enough. Led into the non en-suite room with the balcony, door shut and demands the money as I'm reaching into my pocket for it so she can text the office. Asks what I'm into before a bit of light FK if you can call it that - mouth shut, lips pouted and any attempt to advance is met with clenched teeth. Mixed taste of smoke (her profile states it so that's fair) and a weird taste. We get undressed and I notice a couple of empty Irn-Bru cans on the bedside table which explains the odd taste - so no breath freshening even with mouthwash or chewing gum.
She gets me on the bed for OWO and it's pretty toothy and feels mechanical. She mentions her "special move" which is just licking the shaft as she's sucking. She does that for a while, works the balls into it. By this point, I've no attraction to her so I'm doing my best to remember an ex. Eventually, I take a chance at RO and I bury my head in her pussy and set to work. Doesn't taste particularly great - not unhygienic, just a bit stale. She lets out the odd moan, hands wriggling all over the place before one last gasp and moves away without saying anything. Opens a condom and hands for me to put on, which is a first. So I get her into doggy and after a few scripted moans and lines, she asks for cowgirl. She's not great at riding but feels tight enough despite the number of kids she told me she had - just moves back and forth a bit which does nothing for me. Even this feels mechanical and more like a jaded veteran than newbie getting her bearings. By this point I'm having trouble staying hard so I get her off and I wank to finish whilst she sucks my balls.
Clean up and she's turns out to be quite friendly as she's not said much up to this point. More than happy to volunteer the number of kids she's got and her own situation. Tells me a handful of other details that I don't need to know and explicitly tells me why she's doing this but I just want out of the place by this point. Back in the car and I'm rinsing and gargling with water (lesson for next time to have a bottle of mouthwash in the glovebox) as there's a cloying aftertaste from the mixture of tastes from her.
This is a weird one. Was night and day compared the past review on her. I've never had a punt where I wished I wasn't there until now and at points during the meet, I was already thinking about what to put in this review. She's a friendly enough lass to talk to but maybe a bit too over-sharing for this line of work and a bit bolshy on the cash front at the start. If it'd been a decent enough time, I'd stick this as a neutral and put it down to newbie nerves but instead this felt like a WG who'd been doing it for too long and, like me, didn't want to be there with zero enthusiasm in the act itself. It's not put me off GEA in the whole as there's another couple of girls I want to see but I'm definitely not seeing her again.
