Well, yes, it's a bit colourful but presumably the boy's on a post-punt high and some of it's (hopefully) tongue in cheek hyperbole. Though his tongue seems to have spent so much time buried in various parts of Lucy's anatomy that I'm surprised he's able to put it in his cheek.
But..to business. At long last a proper post about Lucy!
I was beginning to think I was the only one who thinks she's a glorious fuck. (See previous posts). She's a tight toned super slim, long legged milf in an impossibly short dress, with a middle class, Tory voting East Coast exterior which gives way to dirty talking slut encouragement when you're banging her brains out at the end of the session.
The only cloud on the horizon is that she seems to be adamant that if and when the Edinburgh saunas are shut down she's going to retire. I've tried to get a number from her to guard against that eventuality but no chance. She seems to think being an indie is fraught with too many risks, as she seems to have a fully functioning life away from LSS.
I've suggested that being a key witness in a high profile trial, with real names etc, should things go really pear-shaped with the saunas, is a bit of a risk too but she seems to be in a wee bit of denial about that.
Anyway, all that'll be academic when I call in next week to get between her legs again.
