Byrony - La Maison, Bury

[zaitmi999]

Nice tidy place. On road entrance. There is a back entrance as well. This is where the car park is opposite a garage. Waiting room is large. Soft drinks are available. Rooms are also large with working shower.

Byrony is a white English lady. She has a nice body with a great rack. Quite attractive and very friendly. Looks about the same age as given on the website which is 26. There are no photos of her on the website.

Byrony picked me up from the waiting room and took me to one of the large bedrooms where she was working from.
After having a quick shower she offered to massage me but I turned it down because I always prefer giving the massage as it really turns me on. She has a nice body with curves in all the right places. I would describe her body as slim but curvy with huge tits. She lay on her front when I first started with the massage. After starting with her neck and shoulders I worked myself down to her ample butt. I quickly pulled her butt cheeks apart revealing the wonderful star which I feasted on. Rimming is one of my favourite past times and she tasted awesome. I flipped her over then continued with the oral on her pussy. She was dripping within seconds. It was then her turn to take my now very erect manhood into her inviting mouth. Her BJ skills are out of this world with a deep throat that takes you to the very point of eruption and then switching over for a good lick of the balls. Fantastic. I was in heaven. She then offered to lick my ass for an extra tenner which I duly accepted. Her rimming skills are also brilliant as she goes deep in with her tongue. No holding back there. I then got her in 69 for some more mutual oral flipping between ass and pussy. I then sucked on her tits before she finally sucked me off to the point of explosion. I did not feel like having sex this time as her BJ skills were superb and I was enjoying it too much.
We then cleaned up and we both had a shower. I said my goodbyes and told her I would defo see her again. All in all a great experience with a friendly, beautiful lady. Spot on.

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[Clitheroelad]

Im always suspect of the 'curves in the right places' line. Usually associated with self written FR's or AW profiles.

Bryony btw was called Tammy and flakey as fuck. Dont ever book in advance with her because 90% of the time she doesnt show up for her shift

[Atlas1957]

Agree with the flakey comment, but she did have a good body when I saw/reviewed her in 2020.

[Pat Phelan]

First post, first review. Hmmmmm 🤔

[Bustydusty]

Yes no negative points at all - might be genuine but a bit dubious

[GingerNuts]

First post, first review. Hmmmmm 🤔

Should he have established some firm credentials and waited until his second post like yourself?

[Blackpool Rock]

Yes no negative points at all - might be genuine but a bit dubious

I'm calling Bullshit on the following bits 

Nice tidy place. On road entrance. There is a back entrance as well. This is where the car park is opposite a garage. Waiting room is large. Soft drinks are available. Rooms are also large with working shower

I saw her in reception last time I was there and kept thinking Hmmm do I want to book her next time, she looked OK and not fat but just a bit bigger than I normally go for as I like size 8/10 girls and she's probably a 12, still don't know 6 weeks on but I won't rule her out

[Pat Phelan]

I'm calling Bullshit on the following bits 

Nice tidy place. On road entrance. There is a back entrance as well. This is where the car park is opposite a garage. Waiting room is large. Soft drinks are available. Rooms are also large with working shower

I saw her in reception last time I was there and kept thinking Hmmm do I want to book her next time, she looked OK and not fat but just a bit bigger than I normally go for as I like size 8/10 girls and she's probably a 12, still don't know 6 weeks on but I won't rule her out

I saw her a good few times before she got the hump with me and to be honest she’s a good punt. She’s very good at sucking dick and friendly.

Gingernuts , I look forward to the fellers next reviews. That’s all I can say.

[Blackpool Rock]

I saw her a good few times before she got the hump with me and to be honest she’s a good punt. She’s very good at sucking dick and friendly.

Gingernuts , I look forward to the fellers next reviews. That’s all I can say.

Come on Pat you know you can't leave it there, tell all 

[Pat Phelan]

Come on Pat you know you can't leave it there, tell all 

Her tits are by far her best feature. Big heavy naturals. You probably noticed that when you saw her. I did about 8 punts with her. The service was always great, hence the reason I kept coming back. I’d get her to climb on top and basically smother me with them tits. Her oral skills are fantastic. My feeling is this, we were chatting at the end of a punt. This was when covid was only just becoming mainstream news and everyone thought there was a plague on its way. I casually passed a remark/joke about Chinese people which I think she took grave offence to. If you remember back to the time they claimed the virus came from Chinese people eating bats, which in my opinion, is nasty. But she took offence. Maybe she has Chinese friends or something. Or maybe she’s part Chinese and I stuck my foot in it. Who knows. Also, I was wearing a pro brexit t shirt. At the time we had only just left the EU. She’s probably left wing / remainer. So after that she got the royal hump with me. So that was that.

[Atlas1957]

I'm calling Bullshit on the following bits 

Nice tidy place. On road entrance. There is a back entrance as well. This is where the car park is opposite a garage. Waiting room is large. Soft drinks are available. Rooms are also large with working shower

I saw her in reception last time I was there and kept thinking Hmmm do I want to book her next time, she looked OK and not fat but just a bit bigger than I normally go for as I like size 8/10 girls and she's probably a 12, still don't know 6 weeks on but I won't rule her out

This may give away that I don't have a future in interior design, but I really like LMB, they have a nice reception with nice sofas, and I've probably only been in four rooms in total, but two were nice and two were above average for a parlour. I've also managed to have a good shower every time, good temperature and flow rate. But, a bit confusing to turn on/off sometimes.

The review is very fluffy but generally matches with mine.

My memory of the punt is fading slightly, but I remember her being a well built size 10 rather than an obvious 12. I also seem to remember her being reasonably tall which can add to the idea of size. I gave her a positive but that was based on liking her looks quite a lot, so if you don't like her looks I'm not sure if her service will carry it for you BR.

[Pat Phelan]

I do recommend. I think you will enjoy.

[zaitmi999]

I'm calling Bullshit on the following bits 

Nice tidy place. On road entrance. There is a back entrance as well. This is where the car park is opposite a garage. Waiting room is large. Soft drinks are available. Rooms are also large with working shower

I saw her in reception last time I was there and kept thinking Hmmm do I want to book her next time, she looked OK and not fat but just a bit bigger than I normally go for as I like size 8/10 girls and she's probably a 12, still don't know 6 weeks on but I won't rule her out

This establishment is tidy. I have experienced rooms here that have faulty showers but this one was working just fine. You do have to call on the day to see if she is working and then book your appointment. As someone mentioned you can't rely on her to turn up on the day you've booked.

With regards to the review being a bit fluffy as someone else mentioned I do like to give as much detail as possible so you can make an informed decision. I'll try and keep it short and to the point next time.

[Clitheroelad]

Her tits are by far her best feature. Big heavy naturals. You probably noticed that when you saw her. I did about 8 punts with her. The service was always great, hence the reason I kept coming back. I’d get her to climb on top and basically smother me with them tits. Her oral skills are fantastic. My feeling is this, we were chatting at the end of a punt. This was when covid was only just becoming mainstream news and everyone thought there was a plague on its way. I casually passed a remark/joke about Chinese people which I think she took grave offence to. If you remember back to the time they claimed the virus came from Chinese people eating bats, which in my opinion, is nasty. But she took offence. Maybe she has Chinese friends or something. Or maybe she’s part Chinese and I stuck my foot in it. Who knows. Also, I was wearing a pro brexit t shirt. At the time we had only just left the EU. She’s probably left wing / remainer. So after that she got the royal hump with me. So that was that.

I get the impresdion subtly is your strong suit. For your information not all Remainers are 'Lefty's' are you so eloquently put it. Some Brexit votters actually thought they had a genuinly good reason to vote leave, others did so just because Populist Boris Johnson told them to, or they were so feeble minded they believed The Daily Mail.

As for Bryony, yes shes a good punt but seems she can take umbridge with folk at the drop of a hat and as I said basically turns up when she wants.

[Kool Keef]

I'm calling bullshit on 'dripping within seconds' 

[Blackpool Rock]

This establishment is tidy. I have experienced rooms here that have faulty showers but this one was working just fine. You do have to call on the day to see if she is working and then book your appointment. As someone mentioned you can't rely on her to turn up on the day you've booked.

With regards to the review being a bit fluffy as someone else mentioned I do like to give as much detail as possible so you can make an informed decision. I'll try and keep it short and to the point next time.

Don't take too much Umbrage at the comments, nothing wrong with a bit of detail and I think it's the fact that your 1st post was a glowing review of a girl.
What you need to understand is that historically this site has been under attack by people trying to close it down and also by pimps / girls posting their own reviews to try and get punters etc.
New members posts are to an extent viewed with some suspicion until people are happy they are legit.

The important bit is that as a new member you have contributed, don't be put off, keep posting useful info and you'll be part of the team in no time   

[zaitmi999]

Don't take too much Umbrage at the comments, nothing wrong with a bit of detail and I think it's the fact that your 1st post was a glowing review of a girl.
What you need to understand is that historically this site has been under attack by people trying to close it down and also by pimps / girls posting their own reviews to try and get punters etc.
New members posts are to an extent viewed with some suspicion until people are happy they are legit.

The important bit is that as a new member you have contributed, don't be put off, keep posting useful info and you'll be part of the team in no time 

Thanks for the advice. Will do. 

[Pat Phelan]

I get the impresdion subtly is your strong suit. For your information not all Remainers are 'Lefty's' are you so eloquently put it. Some Brexit votters actually thought they had a genuinly good reason to vote leave, others did so just because Populist Boris Johnson told them to, or they were so feeble minded they believed The Daily Mail.

As for Bryony, yes shes a good punt but seems she can take umbridge with folk at the drop of a hat and as I said basically turns up when she wants.

Okay, I take your point. Maybe I worded that wrong. My opinion is never talk about politics or current affairs with a wg. Just keep your opinion secret. I’ve learned that. Because politics is a serious issue and the country is very divided.

[Clitheroelad]

Okay, I take your point. Maybe I worded that wrong. My opinion is never talk about politics or current affairs with a wg. Just keep your opinion secret. I’ve learned that. Because politics is a serious issue and the country is very divided.

It os indeed. Best to keep.politics out of it