Author Topic: April / Hod / meh  (Read 2808 times)

Offline bedhedred

I'm a fan no more. April is now a looks over service play with a jaded prossie. If you must book her, do 30 minutes and expect no more than 20 minutes of service.
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The punt:
Some light FK and shallow fingering to begin with. Her mood was flat.

Her owo technique was very good, while she was prepared to blow me, which was only sporadically. She did not go as deep as I remembered it. The new problem though, was that she kept breaking off to wank, a lot. 🙄

There were, in fact, some sections where she was neither sucking, nor wanking... Just letting my boner wobble unattended and lose revs.

I could feel her curtail each new activity.⏩ she was constantly on the fast forward button ⏩, asking if I wanted to rubber up, asking multiple times whether I had come⏩, presumably so she could chill out before next client.

After some minutes and a couple of positions, She decided she'd had enough shagging and I had to withdraw. She followed this up with a clockwatcher comment about time running down. Really helped the mood.  :sarcastic:

There were a few more attempts to wank. She kept asking had I come? I was trying to ignore this, but getting irritated by a punt that was, by now, clearly a waste of money.

She downed tools completely about 10 minutes before the final whistle. Including cock-washing and dressing, I was back out on the street as the whistle blew.

Memories of another crappy punt, where Amber (Diva) actually told me "you can't fuck me for the full time".

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Memories of another lacklustre punt (Amyra or Germanica of Diva) came back...
Well she said her gash was uncomfortable and I don't think that she was just lying. I could have said myself - I've paid my ticket and she's moaning for the sake of it.



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Offline boardyhell

had the same thing ,good dt but then wanking
lost the flow,
apple much better imho

Offline bedhedred

Just imagine paying £150 for that. 😂😢

Offline centry

I suppose the legend of the lollipop-licker has come to an end.
What a massive shame.
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Offline bedhedred

It's not just me saying it. There's plenty of other testimony.

Offline Harry Monk

Gutted to hear this as I really wanted to have some fun with her, love the look of her body.
I should have pulled the trigger some time ago, so only myself to blame.

Offline doughboy

I saw her not long after the lockdown lifted a couple of months ago. The service levels were way below what I had experienced in October (when I had seen her 3 times, she was that good imo). When she came into the room, it was like someone had forced her. Not much conversation, just 'how long are you here for?' etc. The punt was still a positive for me, as I got what I went for but there wasn't that same level of enthusiasm from April. And then at the end, when we were getting dressed, it must have took her a good minute or so to get her heels on, she had that kind of stoned sway about her and it dawned on me that she was probably intoxicated to get through the day. The parlours are notorious for stacking appointments back to back and I can't imagine the girls enjoy it. I've no desire to pay money to see her again.

Offline bedhedred

Back in October, she was a different person. My end notes from the old review :

"Aftercare: I had blown my load with time to spare. She didn't immediately split, but rather cuddled up to me and gave me a snog to calm me down. Nice touch, I thought.

This was a brilliant session. The only off note was that she asked two or three times to move on to the shag. I like to retain control of what we do and for how long, so I said I'd like more owo. She was always calm and good humoured throughout.

Conclusion: she's lovely looking, sensual, silky skin, with snogging on demand. Her deep throat owo is something rather special."

Offline Bornslippy

was this April in Milton keynes recently?

Offline doughboy

was this April in Milton keynes recently?

the one and same slippy

Offline Bornslippy

just the type I go for. shame

Offline BootsnBunches

Thanks for the heads up mate. It seems she has traded off the good early reviews for a while but become jaded. She certainly works a lot and hasn’t had a break for a while.

The line about ‘we can’t fuck all the time’ seems to be becoming more common. I had it with Marcella at Babylon. It must be part of the Romanian telegram.

Offline bedhedred

Generally I want to fuck for about 10 minutes max. Any longer and probably something is going wrong leading to a no come result. But that means that the girl must do something else outside of those 10 minutes. If you are unlucky enough to be in action with a girl who has curtailed the easy bit which is snogging and also is not keen on providing a decent blow job then the action dries up and the boner notices that the punt is heading south, and the boner follows.

This is quite a common lazy girl scenario.
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Offline Joey2315

Another good one gone :cry: I never fully clicked with her when we met, but thanks for the heads up not to revisit.

Offline l4at

Will avoid now, what a shame to see a drop in quality of service.

Thanks for the review OP, will keep an eye out for the other negative reviews you mentioned for HoD. I think I already which girl is lined up for one of those negative reviews.

Offline Meursault

I've seen April 3 times and it went progressively downhill, in enthusiasm,  after the first excellent punt with a seemingly quite naive young thing.

A victim of her good publicity (mine included) and the gruelling back to back sweat shop mentality of HoD.

Maybe she'll be better if she goes independent like Dollar - who told me she hated working at HoD and is much happier as an indie.

She certainly gave me a good service, review to follow.

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I've seen April 3 times and it went progressively downhill, in enthusiasm,  after the first excellent punt with a seemingly quite naive young thing.

A victim of her good publicity (mine included) and the gruelling back to back sweat shop mentality of HoD.

Maybe she'll be better if she goes independent like Dollar - who told me she hated working at HoD and is much happier as an indie.

She certainly gave me a good service, review to follow.

Is this not standard brothel mentality, new, fresh and keen worked back to back, realizing the cut hurts, getting jaded ?
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Offline londonboy12uk

Same poor service for me recently. Pretty girl, nice body, v average service

Offline bedhedred

Same poor service for me recently. Pretty girl, nice body, v average service

Do a review. Even a short one. 👍


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Online simon07

Some gals start off slow and improve with time.
Others start off great then become jaded.

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Some gals start off slow and improve with time.
Others start off great then become jaded.

Some girls start off shit and never get better, some start off shit and do get better, some start off shit and never improve, some start meh and never get better, some start meh and improve...   :dash: