Links: External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyHad the day off yesterday, so decided to give this cutie a shot. Couldn’t see any reviews on here so thought I would TOFTT. I’m glad I did even though this was a negative, hopefully it will save a few of you thinking about visiting this one.
I’m kinda bummed I didn’t see Slutty Riley instead, I believe she was in this place at one point and reviews for her seem decent.
Payment: £80 for 1 hour ….. left within 20mins
Location: House between Kingsbury and Kenton, Plenty of parking next to Woodcock Park or on Road
Comms: I’m still not sure if I spoke to kitty/Kristina or a maid. They both sounded the same. Location was texted then door number provided on road.
If it was the same person on the phone then she pretends in the room not to be able to speak much English.
Service: Prior to booking I called to confirm what was on offer. The standard OWO, BJ, 69, Pussy Licking, Shower Together, 2 times.
So I make my way to the location excited for a fun time with this cutie, from her photos which she does actually look like.
Im greeted by Kitty/Kristina at the door, hiding behind until I step into the house. It’s a great sign when your greeted with a cute smile, and a happy person. Don’t let these tricks fool you.
As soon as we get into the room, this is where things turn. It’s partially my own fault for not reconfirming the service, I poorly assumed I would be getting what was discussed over the phone. Paperwork sorted and I kid you not. The moment those crisp notes touched her hands. The smile and happy vibes tired right off. It’s an A for acting effort. She had me fooled.
She stashes the cash and tells me to undress and get on the bed. In she comes sad and unhappy, plops herself by my side and ask if I can bank transfer her. WTF. At this point I’m thinking… I’m about to get robbed. She goes on to say she needs to send money to her ex back home and that she needs to sends some cash, showing me the account. Talk about a way to kill the already dead mood.
To shut her up I say yeah, at the end we can discuss it. The smile returns for a split second before she realises she needs to get back into her role of milling the mood.
If there ever was a punt that felt like a robot, this was it. She starts negotiating how each time I will come. As if she is going to decide if, when and where I am going to cum. I play along and just let her get on with it, BJ was toothy and mechanical. With her skills clearly non existent I take over with my hand so we can get to fucking. At this point I just want to pump and dump and be out of there ASAP. But she won’t even let you get hard. She must be a pro at this. No touching of her body, don’t even go near her pussy or nipples apparently they are sensitive and reserved for private life (I still can get my head round that). So I’m semi hard and opt for doggy, to which she says… (you guessed it) No. okay so we go missionary, great. No, she try’s so hard for you not you penetrate her, literally wrapping her hand around your cock, it’s baffling. I had to pull her hand away several times and by that point I realised why she needs to wrap her hands around. Her pussy is so loose I had to do a triple take just to check I’m actually inside her.
At this point I was fed up and it didn’t help thats she would make it blatantly obvious she wasn’t having a good time. Like, no shit… you are literally the worst punt of my life.
Unable to cum, due to the shitty behaviour and mood I lay down and took a breather for 20secs, at which point she grabs her phone and insist we do a bank transfer. That was all I needed to just get up and started dressing myself to leave.
I couldn’t wait to get out of that room fast enough.
Return: Absolutely Not.
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