External Link/Members OnlyAngela's been reviewed a couple of times lately and given that there seem to be a fair few disappointing visits talked about with Muang, (and with them upping their hourly price to £50 and B2B seeming about the same now I'm voting with my feet) I thought I'd give Jasmine Spa a whirl.
I phoned to book ahead (only by an hour) and was told this would be fine and that Angela was on.
Unless you make use of the car park to the rear, which when I arrived was chocka, you're best bet is the pay and display at the library a couple of minutes walk away. Otherwise, parking round there is a nightmare. practically town centre so all double yellows or resident permit holders only.
Now I've been outright lied to in the past at other thai massage places so I'll have to take your word for it that it was actually Angela who dealt with me. She was maybe 5'4" slim build, not unattractive but not really someone I'd look twice at in the street. A 5, maybe a 6. nice figure though. slim with very nicely formed tits (when they came out) maybe a B cup? I'm crap at guessing that. C at best I'd say but tits you could honestly expect on a 20 year old.
Angela was perfectly polite and led me straight through to a small ground floor room which was fit for purpose and had a heated massage bed. Never been on one of these before and it was nice.
I asked for a gentle relaxing massage and with £40 (for the hour) tipped up, she cracked on with me laying arse upwards on the bed. The massage could only be described as mediocre. Certainly not trained, although at least (at this stage, it was done at a relaxing pace). One or two sweeps between the legs until she parted my legs, climbed between them, and started a more erotic rub down asking "want hand job?". I asked if she did B2B and she said yes, £40. I agreed and she continued for a while reaching under tickling and stroking my arse, balls, and cock. until she climbed off and kitted off. with a bit more oil thrown about she climbed on my back and rubbed her tits and bush up, down, and around which was nice but if I'm honest, a little wasted as I didn't really find it arousing. She told me to turn over and did more of the same on my front while my hands had a bit better access to most areas. Although she didn't say as much, she made sure she was positioned so I couldn't actually get any fingers inside but she was wet (no idea if this was lube or juice). She proceeded to hump me until she said she was going to cum. When she'd done she climbed off and started the hand job which I thought was rushed, a bit like the B2B. Before long I was splattering my stomach and she was nipping off to get the cleaning tackle. probably spent 5 minutes in total cleaning herself and me up then back on to the massage which at this stage, went right down hill.
probably spent more time actually pulling my ears than with her hands on any other part of my body. strange head and shoulder massage technique followed by very amateurish and speedy rub down of the rest to fill the remaining 20 mins but still finished 5 minutes short.
Maybe she noticed me checking my watch because she said she'd give me an extra 10 minutes next time.
For me, I wish they'd have me shooting my stack as the climax of the visit, not 2 thirds of the way through with more massage afterwards. It just feels odd to me to do it that way. I'd rather they spent more time building up to it, empty my spuds, do the cleaning routine, then send me on my way. Some may say I'd be better off with a shorter booking but I really love massage and am happy to pay for that for the best part of an hour and having the happy ending in a more literal sense.
What also didn't bode well from the outset was that we were alone in the building when we started so I knew she'd be in and out to see anyone who came into reception..... and this turned out to be the case. Excluding disappearing briefly during the clean up phase, she left the room 3 times to speak to someone else. It did sound at the last exit like a colleague had arrived though.
£80 spent in total.
would I recommend Jasmine Spa or Angela (if that actually was her) - It seems like it's a case of YMMV. Others seem to like her so I can't say don't go see her.
would I revisit - nah. She was nice enough but the massage was mediocre, the B2B/HE were nothing to shout about, and I came away with nothing in the wank bank either.
Thai rub and tugs were once the cheaper option and for good reason. more hit and miss regarding who you'd see and what standard they'd give, and generally no penetration - of any kind - could be expected. Now though, you still get the same treatment but could easily come away having spent as much as a 30 minute shag sesh with someone of high standards or an hour of filth with a woman with a bit of mileage on the clock.
This isn't the first time I've come away from a Thai massage wondering why I bothered so I think I'm going to knock it on the head now and stick to visiting escorts.
