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External Link/Members OnlyTook place last week (June 2021)
Price £80 for 30 mins
Comms All done by text with an operator ... more on that in the review
Location Safe flat in Guildford, pretty empty, right next to a car park
The girl First of all, she's even more amazing than the photos. Face was fairly heavily made up, and you can see she is airbrushed in her photos, but woah - what a body! She was looking down on me when wearing heels and I'm 6ft, absolutely every inch was perfect. Total latin fitness body with old school bolt ons. She had a cheeky, welcoming, friendly personality - however literally can't speak a word of english. The limited communication we did have was via google translate.
The punt This is a flat with a couple of girls in it, and as soon as the door opened I immediatly knew they didn't know I was coming. Next up was the awkward "who have you come to see" asked the short dumpy one stood next to the latin goddess .... I indicated who I was here to see and the other one toddled off. I intended to stay for an hour, but knew straight away this was going to be a pump and dump, so paid up for half an hour. She didn't disappear off for ages with the money which was a nice change. I only realised she couldn't speak a word of english when she was looking puzzled and then started talking using google translate on her phone. No matter, we both stripped off and she got right to it. No DFK of course, but she is so tall and amazingly fit, didn't take me long to get going. She got me down on the bed, and started with covered oral - which was very good - no usual rush job. The biggest downside was she kept on answering messages on her phone - however she was quite happy for me to play with her which she did so. I know I keep on mentioning it - but looking at that body from so many angles was mesmerising.
pretty soon she wanted to fuck, and I wanted the view from behind, and that brilliant brazilian butt banging against me. She sort of twerked as I was fucking - no fake moaning, a genuine feeling of sex.
Job done, got dressed and got going.
As usual with a super yacht body, limited touching of the bolt ons, and no dfk. This was very much a punt for a fee - however, she does have a great product to sell.
As the positives kind of matched the negatives, I think it's fair to make it a neutral.
Topic: Cristina Fitness - Guildford - TOFTT (Read 1400 times)