Ironic observation of a long time non punter

[Rickrabbit]

 ... After many months without venturing forth for a punt, it struck me as ironic that in past times I was a regular punter because I liked the feel of a cunt, now I hesitate to take the plunge because I don't want to end up being duped into feeling like one.

Is that Kismet? I think I have the punting equivalent of a zero hours contract. Wasn't like this pre-coalition. Things can only get better. I will keep foraging through AW etc. (or should that be Faraging...see what I did there?) 

[fish 3912]

yer i know what you mean i got a mental block with punting these days,over the years ive been ripped off by girls of every nationality and the only way i can make sure it doesnt happen is to stop punting.

[cockneybstrd]

The question should be are your nuts half full or half empty

There is always the issue are you going to be ripped off.

Doesnt matter if its a pro$$ie that is rated highly on UK Punting or a regular you've seen 50 plus times, There is still a small percentage chance.

So you either go for it or you dont. Sitting around thinking about it all day aint going to help either.

But than I again I am (chronic) gambler so I am always willing to take a chance. After all its only money and if the reward outweighs the feeling of failure if it all goes tits up then I go for it

[fish 3912]

all true cockney when i was younger and randy as fuck i just went for it like you say its a gamble but over the years i lost to much, i prefer if possible to have 1 regular wg who i know and trust but im back to square 1 now as my regular is moving away 

[cockneybstrd]

Well fishy I shall wish you good luck in finding your next regular.

Happy hunting

[fish 3912]

cheers dude

[pleasure]

It's more the time for me. Sure, the money is irritating, but there's nothing worse than wasting half a day organising shit and traveling, then ending up with either a crap shag, or no shag at all.

[fish 3912]

i tend to shop local 

[pleasure]

i tend to shop local 

Even local-ish can be a hassle. And often I end up having to go further afield, if there's nothing grabbing my attention locally.

[sealion]

all true cockney when i was younger and randy as fuck i just went for it like you say its a gamble but over the years i lost to much, i prefer if possible to have 1 regular wg who i know and trust but im back to square 1 now as my regular is moving away 

May sound silly but ... if you trust your regular why not ask her if there is anyone she'd recommend? She knows you/whay you like so might think "He'd click with X" - and if she's moving away its not as if it'd affect her.

[fish 3912]

yer sorry that was a crap reply coz i would travel further if i had too,maybe us punters should go into pimping or running brothels we would do a better job of it and we know how important customer satisfaction is.

[fish 3912]

May sound silly but ... if you trust your regular why not ask her if there is anyone she'd recommend? She knows you/whay you like so might think "He'd click with X" - and if she's moving away its not as if it'd affect her.




will ask her thats a good idea thanks

[new_punter]

May sound silly but ... if you trust your regular why not ask her if there is anyone she'd recommend? She knows you/whay you like so might think "He'd click with X" - and if she's moving away its not as if it'd affect her.

+1 to that.  They often know the other girls quite well and so know better than most who might suit you.

[pleasure]

yer sorry that was a crap reply coz i would travel further if i had too,maybe us punters should go into pimping or running brothels we would do a better job of it and we know how important customer satisfaction is.

Amen to that. It would be fantastic to run a brothel with some actual care and attention to the details. Kinda like a well-run local pub, where you know the staff with always greet you with a friendly smile. Sadly I think the girls would be the weak link there. I imagine it's harder to find and keep good WGs than it is good ales.

Thinking about it, if my local suddenly turned into a brothel, but kept all the same staff, I'd be in heaven. 

[new_punter]

Amen to that. It would be fantastic to run a brothel with some actual care and attention to the details. Kinda like a well-run local pub, where you know the staff with always greet you with a friendly smile. Sadly I think the girls would be the weak link there. I imagine it's harder to find and keep good WGs than it is good ales.

Of course you'd have to "interview" the job applicants personally 

[pleasure]

Of course you'd have to "interview" the job applicants personally 

Yeah, well, no-one ever said it would be an easy job, but I'm willing to give it my best shot.

[cockneybstrd]

Well its not hard to set yourself up as a Kevin these days and claim to be an escort agency

You need a computer a phone and car and 3 whores from what I can see on AW. Oh and a sat nav.

[wristjob]

I'm one of those guys who rarely goes back. I have at the moment about 4-5 girls I've only seen once who were excellent, but I just find I always prioritise a new person even with the risk of disappointment. Form my point of view even a bad punt is another number, like ticking a box if you like. Sure it goes the other way too, if I have too many disappointing punts in a row then I'll go revisit a girl who I previously enjoyed, take the safe bet.

Sure bad punts are depressing but if you do your homework they aren't that common and the good ones do make up for it   

[pleasure]

I'm usually the same, though on the rare occasions I find a girl who provides a really great punt with no downsides, I'll sometimes go back a couple of times before getting bored and moving on.